ChildeHarold Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 On 22/05/2024 at 22:09, King Billy said: The silence speaks volumes Doc. And the photoshopped picture, followed by the AI generated videos haven’t helped their story tbh. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm starting to feel concerned. (no I'm not). PS The sort of fairy dust on the couple seems to have worn off. I think William is actually more of a fucking tedious shit than Charles was at his age. In fact there is something strangely bland and robotic about the cunt. At leaxt Charles had a few sides you could either agree or disagree with. This cunt is a big fat zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 https://www.thedailybeast.com/kate-middleton-may-not-appear-in-public-for-rest-of-the-year-sources This timeline is getting stretchier by the week. I’m sure the in-no-way silenced Wolves of Fleet Street are sharpening their famous claws as we speak. Never in all my puff, as Irvine Welsh might have once said. You’re being lied to. Clear as day by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.thedailybeast.com/kate-middleton-may-not-appear-in-public-for-rest-of-the-year-sources This timeline is getting stretchier by the week. I’m sure the in-no-way silenced Wolves of Fleet Street are sharpening their famous claws as we speak. Never in all my puff, as Irvine Welsh might have once said. You’re being lied to. Clear as day by now. Have you subjected the evidence to gas chromatography and mass spectrometry with electron emission? Until then I won't be satisfied with your theory. Come on man, sharpen your act! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Bunking off Trooping The Colour now too, traditionally one of The Firm’s three-line whip events, usually followed by a big family lunch. Too ill to sit in a seat for two hours, it seems. I imagine it’s proving rather tricky to hide the lobotomy scar with a fascinator. I’m sure Rose will be on hand to give Willie some support, before she pegs him mercilessly all afternoon over the petits fours. Whatever the truth, you’re being lied to. Plain as the ears on the King. 158 days, for those of you playing at home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Whatever the truth, you’re being lied to. Plain as the ears on the King. 158 days, for those of you playing at home. They don’t care anymore. The days of bothering to fabricate even the semblance of a believable story are now a thing of the past. The new way is to label anyone who dares to asks the wrong questions (or any questions tbf) is to call them a conspiracy theorist, a dangerous ‘threat to democracy’ and probably a Donald Trump supporter. She’s either dead or locked in the attic at Buck House, with a case of gin, 200 Bensons, and a couple of very hard to explain Downs Syndrome babies of a much duskier hue than the recently painted Dulux magnolia wallpaper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 4 hours ago, King Billy said: They don’t care anymore. The days of bothering to fabricate even the semblance of a believable story are now a thing of the past. The new way is to label anyone who dares to asks the wrong questions (or any questions tbf) is to call them a conspiracy theorist, a dangerous ‘threat to democracy’ and probably a Donald Trump supporter. She’s either dead or locked in the attic at Buck House, with a case of gin, 200 Bensons, and a couple of very hard to explain Downs Syndrome babies of a much duskier hue than the recently painted Dulux magnolia wallpaper. What the difference between the truth and a conspiracy theory ? About 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Bunking off Trooping The Colour now too, traditionally one of The Firm’s three-line whip events, usually followed by a big family lunch. Too ill to sit in a seat for two hours, it seems. I imagine it’s proving rather tricky to hide the lobotomy scar with a fascinator. I’m sure Rose will be on hand to give Willie some support, before she pegs him mercilessly all afternoon over the petits fours. Whatever the truth, you’re being lied to. Plain as the ears on the King. 158 days, for those of you playing at home. Charles loves it , gives him a chance to wear all those shiney medals .Is there one for fucking his gardener up the arse ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Charles loves it , gives him a chance to wear all those shiney medals .Is there one for fucking his gardener up the arse ?. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 1 minute ago, Prints Harry said: no. Maybe the Gardner and the simpering cunt who irons the Kings shoelaces deserve a fucking medal or be simply marched by a baying mob into woodland carrying a shovel. They are an insult to their class.The French had the right idea . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 31 Author Report Share Posted May 31 8 hours ago, King Billy said: They don’t care anymore. The days of bothering to fabricate even the semblance of a believable story are now a thing of the past. The new way is to label anyone who dares to asks the wrong questions (or any questions tbf) is to call them a conspiracy theorist, a dangerous ‘threat to democracy’ and probably a Donald Trump supporter. She’s either dead or locked in the attic at Buck House, with a case of gin, 200 Bensons, and a couple of very hard to explain Downs Syndrome babies of a much duskier hue than the recently painted Dulux magnolia wallpaper. I imagine it’s rubber wallpaper the poor sow is looking at, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Maybe the Gardner and the simpering cunt who irons the Kings shoelaces deserve a fucking medal or be simply marched by a baying mob into woodland carrying a shovel. They are an insult to their class.The French had the right idea . All I care about is the tripe lock plus that the tories have promised .. will get 28p a week extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 1 minute ago, Prints Harry said: All I care about is the tripe lock plus that the tories have promised .. will get 28p a week extra. Considering you are 104 years old, have cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds and get government funded WiFi to come on here and bother everyone, everyday... Do you think your short career on the trains and the pittance you've paid into the pot represents good value for the taxpayer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 2 hours ago, Prints Harry said: All I care about is the tripe lock plus that the tories have promised .. will get 28p a week extra. I’d like to ‘triple-lock’ your keyboard. Boring old man-hag cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Considering you are 104 years old, have cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds and get government funded WiFi to come on here and bother everyone, everyday... Do you think your short career on the trains and the pittance you've paid into the pot represents good value for the taxpayer? Certainly more value than a ticket for the Windrush 🚢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 On 23/05/2024 at 22:16, ChildeHarold said: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm starting to feel concerned. (no I'm not). PS The sort of fairy dust on the couple seems to have worn off. I think William is actually more of a fucking tedious shit than Charles was at his age. In fact there is something strangely bland and robotic about the cunt. At leaxt Charles had a few sides you could either agree or disagree with. This cunt is a big fat zero. When one loses one’s hair, H, one’s charisma goes right out the window. When I eventually mustered up the courage to shave my craftily-combed bonce at 29, I bought a baseball cap thinking I could hide it from the wife. I walked through the door and she said ‘Fwang!, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wot you did!?... taaake off!’ I slowly removed the cap, and do you know what she said? She said… ‘Fwang is ping-pong baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll’. True story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 14 minutes ago, Frank said: When one loses one’s hair, H, one’s charisma goes right out the window. When I eventually mustered up the courage to shave my craftily-combed bonce at 29, I bought a baseball cap thinking I could hide it from the wife. I walked through the door and she said ‘Fwang, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wot you did!?... taaake off!’ I slowly removed the cap, and do you know what she said? She said… ‘Fwang is ping-pong baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll’. True story. When your daughters were growing up, did they used to slap you on the forehead and scream ‘SPAMHEAD!!’ as they ran away laughing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When your daughters were growing up, did they used to slap you on the forehead and scream ‘SPAMHEAD!!’ as they ran away laughing? No because they’d never seen me with hair.. and they were educated. I remember making the youngest cry when I met her with her mum at Brent Cross in the Frank wig. I sneaked in as a casual shopper and asked her the time. She looked up at me and I’ll never forget her confused little face crumble to tears. Edited May 31 by Frank I’m the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 16 minutes ago, Frank said: No because they’d never seen me with hair.. and they were educated. I remember making the youngest cry when I met her with her mum at Brent Cross in the Frank wig. I sneaked in as a casual shopper and asked her the time. She looked up at me and I’ll never forget her confused little face crumble to tears. The transition to Earl of Punkape is going well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The transition to Earl of Punkape is going well. I don’t think you’ve ever given me a like. What’s wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 46 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t think you’ve ever given me a like. What’s wrong with you? Where do I begin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Where do I begin? To tell the story of how great a love can be, The sweet love story that is older than the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Where do I begin? Use an ai story teller app. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 9 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Use an ai story teller app. What's ai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: What's ai? Arthur Inglish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Considering you are 104 years old, have cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds and get government funded WiFi to come on here and bother everyone, everyday... Do you think your short career on the trains and the pittance you've paid into the pot represents good value for the taxpayer? Excellent value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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