ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Given that cunt Truss contributed a mega slice of unpopularity and economic crisis to the offering makes this latest cry for help even more eye watering. It makes the scene in Airplane where the tannoy says "Can anybody onboard fly a plane?" seem like a line from Hamlet's soliloquy. Still, the cow refuses to curl up in a ball and die. How I wish..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Given that cunt Truss contributed a mega slice of unpopularity and economic crisis to the offering makes this latest cry for help even more eye watering. It makes the scene in Airplane where the tannoy says "Can anybody onboard fly a plane?" seem like a line from Hamlet's soliloquy. Still, the cow refuses to curl up in a ball and die. How I wish..... I miss 1970s Hugh Heffner .Any female , normally blonde who had fallen on hard times , who had (like me on this site) outstayed their welcome or had become rather tired and needed a public revamp of a flagging career old Heffner would offer them a million dollars to do a legs akimbo in playboy .Its does make you wonder if transported back to alpha hairy chest male 1970s if Liz may have considered any such offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I miss 1970s Hugh Heffner .Any female , normally blonde who had fallen on hard times , who had (like me on this site) outstayed their welcome or had become rather tired and needed a public revamp of a flagging career old Heffner would offer them a million dollars to do a legs akimbo in playboy .Its does make you wonder if transported back to alpha hairy chest male 1970s if Liz may have considered any such offer. What could "crazy " kwarti Kwartang do for that matter .He fucked the worlds 8th (I think) largest economy more or less single handed and overnight which if you think about it is no mean feat. Most polititions take years to do the very same thing , what Old "crazy" managed really should be looked upon as an outstanding human achievement .No wonder businesses are paying thousands to get him to do after dinner speeches.Any large organisation who want to fail in spectacular fashion must be beating a path to his rather large and impressive front door . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 13 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I miss 1970s Hugh Heffner .Any female , normally blonde who had fallen on hard times , who had (like me on this site) outstayed their welcome or had become rather tired and needed a public revamp of a flagging career old Heffner would offer them a million dollars to do a legs akimbo in playboy .Its does make you wonder if transported back to alpha hairy chest male 1970s if Liz may have considered any such offer. I think your point about Playboy (which today would be a game console) is very clever but not accurate as to her personality she feminds me of that blond Nazi secretary to Herr Flick in Allo Allo. In effect, she's playing some sort of part in every sense of the word First, that modelling herself on Thatcher Second, playing a part on behalf of some hypothetical right wing consensus in the Conservative Party when all they are is a rabble of opportunists Third, this is the sinister Nazi part, on behalf f some barely visible very rich and very dangerous ondivoduals and groups who want to turn Britain into another trailer trash state of America, her most recent itterance or grunts reminded me of McCarthyism and the reds under the bed witch hunts of the 1950s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What could "crazy " kwarti Kwartang do for that matter .He fucked the worlds 8th (I think) largest economy more or less single handed and overnight which if you think about it is no mean feat. Most polititions take years to do the very same thing , what Old "crazy" managed really should be looked upon as an outstanding human achievement .No wonder businesses are paying thousands to get him to do after dinner speeches.Any large organisation who want to fail in spectacular fashion must be beating a path to his rather large and impressive front door . Just imagne the shareholders dismay if he had anything to do with a reputable listed company. He's only future as far as I can see would be in one of those Tory donating shady private companies run by very dodgy nadty super rich cunts, most tax domiciled out of Britain. How this country ever allowed its press to fall into the hands of non UK tax payers is beyond me. And they talk about sovereignty and taking back control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 53 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just imagne the shareholders dismay if he had anything to do with a reputable listed company. He's only future as far as I can see would be in one of those Tory donating shady private companies run by very dodgy nadty super rich cunts, most tax domiciled out of Britain. How this country ever allowed its press to fall into the hands of non UK tax payers is beyond me. And they talk about sovereignty and taking back control. To be honest, a dusky hue and cabinet posts have never been a good mix . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: To be honest, a dusky hue and cabinet posts have never been a good mix . Can you imagine welcoming him to the Board of Prudential Assurance and the share price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I miss 1970s Hugh Heffner .Any female , normally blonde who had fallen on hard times , who had (like me on this site) outstayed their welcome or had become rather tired and needed a public revamp of a flagging career old Heffner would offer them a million dollars to do a legs akimbo in playboy .Its does make you wonder if transported back to alpha hairy chest male 1970s if Liz may have considered any such offer. What is missing here is a beginners guide with an illustration carefully photoshopped of Pamela Stephens fully monty with Truss's face. ELC you really need to hone your digital skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 This topic is making me feel queasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 On 08/02/2024 at 21:58, ChildeHarold said: What is missing here is a beginners guide with an illustration carefully photoshopped of Pamela Stephens fully monty with Truss's face. ELC you really need to hone your digital skills. The difficulty is finding a photo of the old bint that looks remotely attractive, she always looks like she's just rememberd she's left the gas on. Poor old thing .Honestly , anyone would think she trashed the economy or something like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10 Author Report Share Posted February 10 4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: The difficulty is finding a photo of the old bint that looks remotely attractive, she always looks like she's just rememberd she's left the gas on. Poor old thing .Honestly , anyone would think she trashed the economy or something like that . She's a fucking basket case with zero political future but I bet she gets returned at the next election. Apparently it's South West Norfolk or the low IQ cabbage and turnip country that was so Brexit in 2016 so she's prob a pin up girl round there. Itthe scrag end of gentrified NIMBY Norfolk and Suffolk coast taken over by second homers. tThe fucking two faced cunts are all card carrying environmentalists but don't want a wind farm or green electricity infrastructure "ruining" the views of their "beautiful" countryside. Truss's lot are fucking ignorant beetroots living in Jaywick conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: She's a fucking basket case with zero political future but I bet she gets returned at the next election. What amazed me was that the Conservative party actually voted for the twat to lead them.They've made some idiot decisions but that was just hilarious.It was like watching group suicide , African religious cult style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10 Author Report Share Posted February 10 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: What amazed me was that the Conservative party actually voted for the twat to lead them.They've made some idiot decisions but that was just hilarious.It was like watching group suicide , African religious cult style. It's a bit like the Democrats in America the tories are completely bankrupt. Could anybody see an Indian or Turk or Asian becoming Chancellor or leader in Germany or France? How about an Arab leading Spain? Fuckng Britain is bankrupt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 I like liz ..blonde..bit stoopid..wears boots ana skirt...track record of strayin..she'd be in the ladies gettin hammered by the interval..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I like liz ..blonde..bit stoopid..wears boots ana skirt...track record of strayin..she'd be in the ladies gettin hammered by the interval..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY How many years do you reckon to re-unification? .. I'm thinking early 2030s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Basil Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 On 13/02/2024 at 02:22, PANZER MURPHY said: I like liz ..blonde..bit stoopid..wears boots ana skirt...track record of strayin..she'd be in the ladies gettin hammered by the interval..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You would wouldn't you? You filthy beast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 On 13/02/2024 at 02:22, PANZER MURPHY said: I like liz ..blonde..bit stoopid..wears boots ana skirt...track record of strayin..she'd be in the ladies gettin hammered by the interval..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Here's one for you @PANZER MURPHY .. he sounds like a good copper. https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0305/1436129-garda/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 On 13/02/2024 at 09:20, Penny Farthing said: How many years do you reckon to re-unification? .. I'm thinking early 2030s Never..itll be unification in all but name..youll never be rid of this 12 billion pounds a year barnacle..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Never..itll be unification in all but name..youll never be rid of this 12 billion pounds a year barnacle..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY But if you re-unified you could dissolve the UK comedy parliament and rule the UK from Dublin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: But if you re-unified you could dissolve the UK comedy parliament and rule the UK from Dublin. when we inevitably rejoin the EU it will be as prisoners of war not on equal terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 On 16/02/2024 at 19:28, entitled little cunt said: I This is arguably the finest analysis we've seen from you to date. More of the same please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: when we inevitably rejoin the EU it will be as prisoners of war not on equal terms. You are a humour vampire .. you have an incredible ability to entirely destroy the humour in any nomination .. you really should join forces with @peglegtwo and form an anti-comedy double act. Mirthless cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: This is arguably the finest analysis we've seen from you to date. More of the same please. Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: when we inevitably rejoin the EU it will be as prisoners of war not on equal terms. Ya got that right harry baby..supplicunts instead of applicunts...they'll never let the narseholes near the steerin wheel again..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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