Miles Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 This is George, he is is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: This is George, he is is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do. @Wolfie is strangely quiet on this subject, maybe you need to throw in a few spelling mistakes? That's the only thing that gets him hard, these days 🙄 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 6 hours ago, and said: @Wolfie is strangely quiet on this subject, maybe you need to throw in a few spelling mistakes? That's the only thing that gets him hard, these days 🙄 George looks a bit worried , have the Asian grooming gangs discovered shih tzu fun , they'll be enticing him to the back of the shop with an out of date happy shopper sandwich .They better watch out , they can give quite a nip when provoked, the shih tzu that is . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 48 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: George looks a bit worried , have the Asian grooming gangs discovered shih tzu fun , they'll be enticing him to the back of the shop with an out of date happy shopper sandwich .They better watch out , they can give quite a nip when provoked, the shih tzu that is . I am sure this what a workmate had when he committed suicide .. he was not found for 5 days and the dog had tried to eat one of his hands and was in a dreadful state and was put to sleep .. the workmate had long standing mental health problems. I have also read other stories of of these therapy dogs suffering when their owners killed themselves. I am against any animal being used in this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I am sure this what a workmate had when he committed suicide .. he was not found for 5 days and the dog had tried to eat one of his hands and was in a dreadful state and was put to sleep .. the workmate had long standing mental health problems. I have also read other stories of of these therapy dogs suffering when their owners killed themselves. I am against any animal being used in this way. I think pet ownership is such a peculiar thing in itself I don't know where to begin. I would start with nothing should be kept in a cage. I have a recurring memory of rabbits in small shoebox containers on shelves in a cattle market from childhood I thought pitiable at the time. I have always felt guilty on a horse and wonder how they put up with it. But then parrots live half in and half out of a cage climbing all over the outside but rarely attempting to fly. I knew a family that let guinea pigs run loose round the house shitting all those little pellets everywhere. One of the ways to get rid of a dog that was becoming a bit of a nuisance was to take it for a drive to a country spot and to abandon it. One of the troubles with companion pets is their mortality. They are likely to start ailing and die long before you and that is quite depressing. Except a tortoise. Invest in a tortoise it will probably outlive you and have the last laugh. I have the problem with wildlife. I don't get too close now or interested. I find the whole fucking animal thing upsetting from the butchery to the pet keeping to the wildlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 The best pets is an ant farm. 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 I have a family of Somalians in my garden shed if that counts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: This is George, he is is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do. If Edward still has to bend over to pick George's shit up off the pavement I fail to see the benefit of any 'assistance' provided. Speaking personally, picking dog shit up would make me mental. No offence Wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 On 08/02/2024 at 11:00, Penny Farthing said: This is George, he is is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do. Baby Chewbacca. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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and Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 21 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am against any animal being used in this way. @Wolfie insists they're part of the family, well, he would, wouldn't he...? 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Surely, Orson would be a big, fat, Bulldog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Asian grooming gangs Fucking hell! I didn't Know that girl in the van with pictures of poodles all over it was Asian. I thought she was Welsh or something. Does this mean that Asian groomers will be setting up slightly sinister "parlours" all over the place? Like Turkish barbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I have a family of Somalians in my garden shed if that counts . And you're probably taxing most of their Universal Benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I have a family of Somalians in my garden shed if that counts . Fair play to you. You don't want them shitting all over your carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Fucking hell! I didn't Know that girl in the van with pictures of poodles all over it was Asian. I thought she was Welsh or something. Does this mean that Asian groomers will be setting up slightly sinister "parlours" all over the place? Like Turkish barbers. If you want a window into the mentality of the Turk, get your car washed at one of their places. Leave about 5 or 6 pound coins in the centre console dish and then see how many are left when they hand you the keys back. Dirty fucking small time verminous shitweasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you want a window into the mentality of the Turk, get your car washed at one of their places. Leave about 5 or 6 pound coins in the centre console dish and then see how many are left when they hand you the keys back. Dirty fucking small time verminous shitweasels. Where did they all come from so suddenly? Within the last yrar, there'd a couple of them in every town. t took a decade for all those Chinese takeaways to appear and Indians have been buying up corner shops since the '60s. This influx seems to have some organisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On 09/02/2024 at 22:40, Hammer of Cunts said: This influx seems to have some organisation. Certainly more organised than that shower of cunts in Westminster. 😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On 09/02/2024 at 18:52, and said: Surely, Orson would be a big, fat, Bulldog? That's obviously a young Orson Welles. He'll end up as a Newfoundland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 4 Author Report Share Posted May 4 Therapy Alligator https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/19/depressed-man-says-emotional-support-alligators-hugs-kisses-help-mental-health-12417960/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/02/how-an-alligator-became-an-emotional-support-animal-they-said-it-was-a-midlife-crisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 14 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Therapy Alligator https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/19/depressed-man-says-emotional-support-alligators-hugs-kisses-help-mental-health-12417960/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/02/how-an-alligator-became-an-emotional-support-animal-they-said-it-was-a-midlife-crisis Book an appointment for old chap racist, hopefully it will take his fucking head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 20 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Therapy Alligator https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/19/depressed-man-says-emotional-support-alligators-hugs-kisses-help-mental-health-12417960/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/02/how-an-alligator-became-an-emotional-support-animal-they-said-it-was-a-midlife-crisis Excellent idea. It gives him comfort and when it dies he's got him and his wife a couple of pairs of shoes. Every ones a winner. Bonnet de douche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 On 08/02/2024 at 11:00, Penny Farthing said: This is George, he is is a two-year-old Teacup Shih Tzu and is his owner's "assistance dog" .. does he fetch newspaper, slippers and other vital items .. no! His owner carry him around to aid him in his mental health .. George is not a cunt but his owner is a cunt. George's owner is now bleating because taxi drivers think that George's owner is taking the piss .. George's owner is 46 years old Edward Jones who moved from London to Chippenham. Edward needs to grow a pair and man up .. there are lots of poor fuckers who have real assistance dogs to do stuff that they themselves are physically unable to do. This is going to be a very good nom. I can feel it in my brain between episodes of severe depression and my addiction to opioid prescription painkillers and polo mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 BUILD A MOUSE VILLAGE UPLOAD VIDEOS ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS (to cure your depression) https://www.itv.com/watch/news/man-builds-mini-village-for-garden-mice-complete-with-a-pub/q2k0bsz I grew up thinking along with everyone else that Depression was something that happened all over the world and especially in Britain in the 1930s when able bodied men who wanted to do an honest day's hard work (usually manual and outdoors and physically punishing not the namby pamby sitting behind a desk in front of a screen at home) were thrown on the scrap heap - mass unemployment. While the likes of the Rees Moggs carried on supping the cream. Now of course we have to say in a quiet respectful voice it's to do with mental health which affects 1 in blah blah blah 3 cunts. https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/11/this-a-man-50s-built-a-mini-mouse-village-back-garden-20628949/?ico=read_more_related_video_carousel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 4 Author Report Share Posted May 4 I'm off to bed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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