ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2024-01-27/us-to-store-nuclear-weapons-in-uk-for-first-time-in-15-years-reports-suggest The special relationship is so special us ordinary people on AirStrip One (formerly known as the British Isles) aren't allowed to know what's going on. It's very doubtful that anybody in the British government knew what was going on until it was TOLD this is WHAT'S HAPPENING by Washington who in turn were told by the Pentagon. At the same time some fart arse brass is bleating about conscription for a possible land war. Where? At the bottom of a crater? What with? The handful of radiation sick survivors? What for? To save the Western "way of strife"? To create a future "fit for heroes"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2024-01-27/us-to-store-nuclear-weapons-in-uk-for-first-time-in-15-years-reports-suggest The special relationship is so special us ordinary people on AirStrip One (formerly known as the British Isles) aren't allowed to know what's going on. It's very doubtful that anybody in the British government knew what was going on until it was TOLD this is WHAT'S HAPPENING by Washington who in turn were told by the Pentagon. At the same time some fart arse brass is bleating about conscription for a possible land war. Where? At the bottom of a crater? What with? The handful of radiation sick survivors? What for? To save the Western "way of strife"? To create a future "fit for heroes"? What’s wrong Harold, are you expecting ‘ze Germans’ to come back and doodlebug your warden assisted flat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: At the same time some fart arse brass is bleating about conscription for a possible land war. Where? At the bottom of a crater? What with? The handful of radiation sick survivors? What for? To save the Western "way of strife"? To create a future "fit for heroes"? Those of us without a few £million in our bank accounts should just turn the other cheek, after all, we're getting fucked up the arse on a daily basis, it doesn't really matter who's doing the porking if you're always on the receiving end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s wrong Harold, are you expecting ‘ze Germans’ to come back and doodlebug your warden assisted flat? I'd kill for a warden assisted flat, just not some six-foot-six, sixteen stone, Russian psychopath. Maybe a five-foot-two, eighty-year-old biddy with heart problems, that humble abode is all mine. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s wrong Harold, are you expecting ‘ze Germans’ to come back and doodlebug your warden assisted flat? Lakenheath is a days drive away and a nuclear blast five minutes away. My Sunday roast doesn’t include a body massage in an air fryer. Anyway, all this fucking nuclear war gaming is really the product of societies built on perpetual inner turmoil. I really do see part of the reason for this is social control. After all in every fucking sphere government and the way we are governed is losing credibility. I just drove past a hospital and there was a group of people standing round somebody lying on the pavement. Unfucking believable! Everything's a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lakenheath is a days drive away and a nuclear blast five minutes away. My Sunday roast doesn’t include a body massage in an air fryer. Anyway, all this fucking nuclear war gaming is really the product of societies built on perpetual inner turmoil. I really do see part of the reason for this is social control. After all in every fucking sphere government and the way we are governed is losing credibility. I just drove past a hospital and there was a group of people standing round somebody lying on the pavement. Unfucking believable! Everything's a joke. If you’re going to get nuked, it’s surely better to be close to the blast. You don’t want to be still walking around a week later with crispy skin and green stuff dripping from your eyes, nose, mouth, arse and cock. And eating sheep guts. And having deformed mutant babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lakenheath is a days drive away Where the fuck do you live, Aitch, Minsk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you’re going to get nuked, it’s surely better to be close to the blast. You don’t want to be still walking around a week later with crispy skin and green stuff dripping from your eyes, nose, mouth, arse and cock. And eating sheep guts. And having deformed mutant babies. In effect, Corby on a Saturday night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Where the fuck do you live, Aitch, Minsk? NATO HQ (undisclosed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lakenheath is a days drive away Off you go then. Pick up a few spare apostrophes on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lakenheath is a days drive away and a nuclear blast five minutes away. My Sunday roast doesn’t include a body massage in an air fryer. Anyway, all this fucking nuclear war gaming is really the product of societies built on perpetual inner turmoil. I really do see part of the reason for this is social control. After all in every fucking sphere government and the way we are governed is losing credibility. I just drove past a hospital and there was a group of people standing round somebody lying on the pavement. Unfucking believable! Everything's a joke. So you've been typing while driving, as it appears written. What a colossal shame you are so near to the potential threat of a nuclear blast, which means you may not suffer weeks of radiation poisoning while dying in the most painful, agonising, torturous way possible – a direct analogy that can be made with reading any of your comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Off you go then. Pick up a few spare apostrophes on the way. So cute! Is that your own album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So you've been typing while driving, as it appears written. What a colossal shame you are so near to the potential threat of a nuclear blast, which means you may not suffer weeks of radiation poisoning while dying in the most painful, agonising, torturous way possible – a direct analogy that can be made with reading any of your comments. What doesn't kill makes you stronger - that's the theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 Nuclear weapons will attract alien life forms. There have already been sightings of a strange Wolfman type creature practising darts in woods around Ipswich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So cute! Is that your own album? Must have been an awkward conversation with the wife when he popped out. "No no darling, my grandfather's 5th cousin 7 times removed was half black, it's just a genetic throwback. Honest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you’re going to get nuked, it’s surely better to be close to the blast. You don’t want to be still walking around a week later with crispy skin and green stuff dripping from your eyes, nose, mouth, arse and cock. And eating sheep guts. And having deformed mutant babies. That last sentence, are you talking about Rotherham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That last sentence, are you talking about Rotherham? I think it was Sheffield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 48 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: Must have been an awkward conversation with the wife when he popped out. "No no darling, my grandfather's 5th cousin 7 times removed was half black, it's just a genetic throwback. Honest." A very puzzling picture to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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