Guest entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They were pretty double standard from the start. I can’t imagine a white man receiving an offer of investment for his spicy ketchup recipe, after having just demonstrated that he cannot differentiate between 1,000 and 1,000,000. What a silly, dreadlocked thick fucking cunt. He can stick his sauce up his non Caucasian rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: He can stick his sauce up his non Caucasian rectum. His ‘black passage’? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Reggae Reggae Sauce, by Golly it tastes horrendous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 I'm thinking of inviting @Decimus to a Bar Mitzvah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Greg said: I'm thinking of inviting @Decimus to a Bar Mitzvah. He wouldn't go, he couldn't risk losing the smallest, and best, bit of him 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 4 hours ago, Greg said: I'm thinking of inviting @Decimus to a Bar Mitzvah. Have you had your foreskin removed Greg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Both programmes on tonight. Both a pile of shit. Whatever the beeb are paying Sugar, it's too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 8 minutes ago, Basil said: Both programmes on tonight. Both a pile of shit. Whatever the beeb are paying Sugar, it's too much. I wonder what he gets out of it? 🤔 Certainly not the money. He's caked. Nowadays he's quietly consolidating his property empire and a few other investments but the flamboyant days are long gone. He's got no political ambitions. Apart from this show he keeps a low profile. He is opinion less. Nothing happens there. A human version of Northumberland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I wonder what he gets out of it? 🤔 Certainly not the money. He's caked. Nowadays he's quietly consolidating his property empire and a few other investments but the flamboyant days are long gone. He's got no political ambitions. Apart from this show he keeps a low profile. He is opinion less. Nothing happens there. A human version of Northumberland. Sugar is just a second rate impersonator of ‘The Donald’. POTUS 45 regularly reminds the crusty old Amstrad wanker on Twitter/X of that fact, resulting in a totally predictable meltdown by Lord Sugarlump. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2024🇱🇷LOL🇱🇷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I wonder what he gets out of it? 🤔 Certainly not the money. He's caked Good point Harold as it would be ridiculous to suggest that Jews like money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sugar is just a second rate impersonator of ‘The Donald’. POTUS 45 regularly reminds the crusty old Amstrad wanker on Twitter/X of that fact, resulting in a totally predictable meltdown by Lord Sugarlump. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2024🇱🇷LOL🇱🇷 Late 70s and early 80s Amstrad Hifi , you could cut your fingers on the fucking stuff , load of shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: Late 70s and early 80s Amstrad Hifi , you could cut your fingers on the fucking stuff , load of shite Burglars wouldn’t even bother stealing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Burglars wouldn’t even bother stealing them. Sold in Comet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good point Harold as it would be ridiculous to suggest that Jews like money. Cynicism will be the end of you. Everyone knows Alan has a heart of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sugar is just a second rate impersonator of ‘The Donald’. POTUS 45 regularly reminds the crusty old Amstrad wanker on Twitter/X of that fact, resulting in a totally predictable meltdown by Lord Sugarlump. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2024🇱🇷LOL🇱🇷 He is a curio from the early Thatcherzene, a geological era preceding the emergence of tool making human-like creatures with slightly larger brains than the average domestic cat. Artefacts from the period, found in burial chambers, include ivory and bone bracelets, simple wooden female statuettes and early Amstrad entertainment centres without remote controls (generic replacements available)🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: early Amstrad entertainment centres without remote controls I’ll never forget the day I got my first remote control TV and microwave oven. Coincidentally It was the same day I told my missus she’d be happier without me and told her to fuck off and not come back. As they say ‘when one door closes another one opens’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll never forget the day I got my first remote control TV and microwave oven. Coincidentally It was the same day I told my missus she’d be happier without me and told her to fuck off and not come back. As they say ‘when one door closes another one opens’. Bill, I’m confident she didn’t need you to tell her this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Bill, I’m confident she didn’t need you to tell her this. I felt I owed it to her Ape, as she just wouldn’t listen to all her friends and family telling her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll never forget the day I got my first remote control TV and microwave oven. Coincidentally It was the same day I told my missus she’d be happier without me and told her to fuck off and not come back. As they say ‘when one door closes another one opens’. Unsolved Mysteries : Update! Adelaide Pygmy Times: body found inside Amstrad microwave, programmed to defrost then 15 minutes on power setting 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 23 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Sold in Comet So was Rotel and Grundig and they were brilliant. I miss the shops we had before the internet fucked everything up. What I miss most is Blockbuster Video. The smell of the carpet mingling with the aroma of popcorn and jellybeans while you gambled on the back cover synopsis sounding like something watchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So was Rotel and Grundig and they were brilliant. I miss the shops we had before the internet fucked everything up. What I miss most is Blockbuster Video. The smell of the carpet mingling with the aroma of popcorn and jellybeans while you gambled on the back cover synopsis sounding like something watchable. They actually sold stuff worth looking at. In fact you could spend a good hour in a Currys or Comet ogling the equipment. In fact, a day over at Tottenham Court Road was like going to the seaside. Nothing there now just fill your gobs with shit and coffee stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What I miss most is Blockbuster Video. Which became the global behemoth Netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So was Rotel and Grundig and they were brilliant. I miss the shops we had before the internet fucked everything up. What I miss most is Blockbuster Video. The smell of the carpet mingling with the aroma of popcorn and jellybeans while you gambled on the back cover synopsis sounding like something watchable. Tandy , can you remember them.? Video shops , electric blue , nice slim white blonde girls standing In front of a hair drier so their hair blows tantisingly off their shoulders , blue eye makeup and bright red lipstick. All in slow motion to a backdrop of lift music circa 1979.I made Huw Edwards look like the pope when I could finally slip that In the Sony C6 after every other cunt had fucked off to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Tandy , can you remember them.? Video shops , electric blue , nice slim white blonde girls standing In front of a hair drier so their hair blows tantisingly off their shoulders , blue eye makeup and bright red lipstick. All in slow motion to a backdrop of lift music circa 1979.I made Huw Edwards look like the pope when I could finally slip that In the Sony C6 after every other cunt had fucked off to bed. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Tandy , can you remember them.? Video shops , electric blue , nice slim white blonde girls standing In front of a hair drier so their hair blows tantisingly off their shoulders , blue eye makeup and bright red lipstick. All in slow motion to a backdrop of lift music circa 1979.I made Huw Edwards look like the pope when I could finally slip that In the Sony C6 after every other cunt had fucked off to bed. Tandy was taken over by Radio Shack I think. It was the same thing anyway. My dad used to buy resistors, transistors, capacitors and all that shit there when he was building burglar alarms on the side in the 1980s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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