Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Yes there actually is a deaf women's football league .What I want to know is how the fuck do they know when the match starts and when it stops . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Team GB and England footballer dies aged 33 I thought you might have been referring to this story which today topped the BBC Football News page. If you can be arsed ploughing through the tedious details you'll discover that this apparent sports legend was actually a deaf woman who once represented England at the 2015 World Deaf Futsal Championship. Read further and you'll discover that she committed suicide, and that her "wife" is distraught. The headline should therefore more accurately read, "Stupid deaf dyke cunt tops herself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Team GB and England footballer dies aged 33 I thought you might have been referring to this story which today topped the BBC Football News page. If you can be arsed ploughing through the tedious details you'll discover that this apparent sports legend was actually a deaf woman who once represented England at the 2015 World Deaf Futsal Championship. Read further and you'll discover that she committed suicide, and that her "wife" is distraught. The headline should therefore more accurately read, "Stupid deaf dyke cunt tops herself". It's the silly news time of the year. Freddy Star ate my hamster! John Major cheats on Norma with Eggwina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Yes there actually is a deaf women's football league .What I want to know is how the fuck do they know when the match starts and when it stops . They’ve replaced the whistle with an air rifle. They get a physical notification. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 20 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: What I want to know is how the fuck do they know when the match starts and when it stops . It starts when any sad cunt who can be arsed turns up to watch. It stops when all the sad cunts who came to watch it go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: What I want to know is how the fuck do they know when the match starts and when it stops . They only "identify" as deaf when it suits them. A bit like my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They only "identify" as deaf when it suits them. A bit like my dog. Douglas Bader had his legs tucked in his arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They only "identify" as deaf when it suits them. A bit like my dog. My ex wife was exactly the same and she used to curl up in a ball and lick her own arse .ohhh...the things you miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Douglas Bader had his legs tucked in his arsehole. From what I've read about his behaviour, there were quite a few who would have been glad to help him with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: From what I've read about his behaviour, there were quite a few who would have been glad to help him with that. He had a good taste in cars .. always Alvis TD21s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: From what I've read about his behaviour, there were quite a few who would have been glad to help him with that. My grandad met him at Biggin Hill during WW2. Not to speak to, but a few colleagues who knew him well suggested widening the hangar doors to fit his head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad met him at Biggin Hill during WW2. Not to speak to, but a few colleagues who knew him well suggested widening the hangar doors to fit his head in. His unpleasantness at Colditz is legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He had a good taste in cars .. always Alvis TD21s Light blue drop head auto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 41 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: His unpleasantness at Colditz is legendary. I'm surprised his poor bat man who used to carry him about in Colditz didn't lob out of any window big enough .Bader was a character for sure and by all accounts not a particularly nice one but fuck me , what a force of nature . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm surprised his poor bat man who used to carry him about in Colditz didn't lob out of any window big enough .Bader was a character for sure and by all accounts not a particularly nice one but fuck me , what a force of nature . When the non-combatants were released, towards the end of the war, DB wouldn't let his batman, Alex Ross leave. About a year after the war, Bader phoned him and asked what had happened to his spare leg, when Ross told him that it had been left behind, Bader called him a cunt and hung up. He never spoke to him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 On 29/12/2023 at 21:09, Cuntybaws said: Team GB and England footballer dies aged 33 I thought you might have been referring to this story which today topped the BBC Football News page. If you can be arsed ploughing through the tedious details you'll discover that this apparent sports legend was actually a deaf woman who once represented England at the 2015 World Deaf Futsal Championship. Read further and you'll discover that she committed suicide, and that her "wife" is distraught. The headline should therefore more accurately read, "Stupid deaf dyke cunt tops herself". Yeah but if no one heard her is she really dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 On 30/12/2023 at 20:12, Eric Cuntman said: Douglas Bader had his legs tucked in his arsehole. I used to play football with a bloke called Bader, he was shit on the ground but great in the air Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 On 30/12/2023 at 20:12, Eric Cuntman said: Douglas Bader had his legs tucked in his arsehole. Was that a result of the crash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 I'm currently watching the Darts final (a gap of about two years since I last watched) and I must say, I am fucking disappointed. IMO, darts coverage has joined football as sports coverage spoilt. Having to put up with the constant fucking idolisation of 16 y.o. Adolf Littler we now have to put up with Wayne (won fuck all) Mardle and some other cunt in the commentary box acting like two thirds of the Marx brothers which is beyond fucking bad. Add a couple of screeching tartlets to the mix and a fucking prolonged ad break after every set and I'm beginning to wish I'd kept my 24 hour membership firmly in my sky rocket. Watching sport on TV has become an ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm currently watching the Darts final (a gap of about two years since I last watched) and I must say, I am fucking disappointed. IMO, darts coverage has joined football as sports coverage spoilt. Having to put up with the constant fucking idolisation of 16 y.o. Adolf Littler we now have to put up with Wayne (won fuck all) Mardle and some other cunt in the commentary box acting like two thirds of the Marx brothers which is beyond fucking bad. Add a couple of screeching tartlets to the mix and a fucking prolonged ad break after every set and I'm beginning to wish I'd kept my 24 hour membership firmly in my sky rocket. Watching sport on TV has become an ordeal. I sat and watched Wayne Mardle play Darren Day in The Red Lion at St Osyth. Obviously Mardle won. He seems like a ok cunt to be honest. Darren Day turns up round here quite often. Bobby George had a fishing lake not far away, but I don’t know if it’s still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm currently watching the Darts final (a gap of about two years since I last watched) and I must say, I am fucking disappointed. IMO, darts coverage has joined football as sports coverage spoilt. Having to put up with the constant fucking idolisation of 16 y.o. Adolf Littler we now have to put up with Wayne (won fuck all) Mardle and some other cunt in the commentary box acting like two thirds of the Marx brothers which is beyond fucking bad. Add a couple of screeching tartlets to the mix and a fucking prolonged ad break after every set and I'm beginning to wish I'd kept my 24 hour membership firmly in my sky rocket. Watching sport on TV has become an ordeal. Well you know how I feel now watching the current crop of schoolboys on plastic cycles turning the Tour de France into a fucking egg and spoon race with those fucking druggie morons David Miller and Chav Boardman boring the fucking shit out of it with their gossipy fucking girly commentary. Phil Liggett and the late great Paul - I can at least enjoy the titantic contests of yesteryear on Le Tour with your wise and light hearted banter on screen cycling greats such as Pantini, Armstrong and the other (German) one. With the likes of Hermoso fucking going into court to press criminal charges over a kiss which she did fucking NOTHING to repulse or reject AT THE TIME makes my stomach chirn As for Littler. Is he really fucking 16. In my book he looks like your average Jaywick 36 year old who's lived off a diet of Big Macs, Carling Black Label and Wagon Wheels washed down with full sugar cola. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I sat and watched Wayne Mardle play Darren Day in The Red Lion at St Osyth. Obviously Mardle won. He seems like a ok cunt to be honest. Darren Day turns up round here quite often. Bobby George had a fishing lake not far away, but I don’t know if it’s still there. I bet Bobby could cast a good fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Well you know how I feel now watching the current crop of schoolboys on plastic cycles turning the Tour de France into a fucking egg and spoon race with those fucking druggie morons David Miller and Chav Boardman boring the fucking shit out of it with their gossipy fucking girly commentary. Phil Liggett and the late great Paul - I can at least enjoy the titantic contests of yesteryear on Le Tour with your wise and light hearted banter on screen cycling greats such as Pantini, Armstrong and the other (German) one. With the likes of Hermoso fucking going into court to press criminal charges over a kiss which she did fucking NOTHING to repulse or reject AT THE TIME makes my stomach chirn As for Littler. Is he really fucking 16. In my book he looks like your average Jaywick 36 year old who's lived off a diet of Big Macs, Carling Black Label and Wagon Wheels washed down with full sugar cola. Cunt. I remember Robert Millar changing teams to become Phillipa York. And that boring paddy that used to waffle on the commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember Robert Millar changing teams to become Phillipa York. And that boring paddy that used to waffle on the commentary. I had to look this one up. You have upset me and I will lose sleep over this exposure to a stage in the Tour I was up until now blissfully unaware of. You can tell from "her face" she's a climber though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I had to look this one up. You have upset me and I will lose sleep over this exposure to a stage in the Tour I was up until now blissfully unaware of. You can tell from "her face" she's a climber though. I'm surprised the cunt didn't start entering wimmins races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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