mobiduck-the-third Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Has to be done - a Nigella Christmas special full of finar finar and in particular a nice Dill facial this year. Full of Motrboating fantasy goodness whilst you watch her masturbate her chicken thighs before her guests cum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Hi There! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Yeah she's a fucking cow. I still can't forget that debacle over fucking cocaine sniffing out of it behaviour in the Chelsea apartment, ratted out by her live in Filipino housemaids who clearly fucking hated her guts over the way they were treated. Her defence: 1. They were stealing from me that's why I sacked them - the devious counter suing argument only there to deflect guilt 2. I have a personal addiction problem, I confess, I'm getting help, please forgive me (i.e. the BBC TV career) blah b l ah blah we've heard so many times before... While her oily cunt of a two faced dad Lord Cunt Lawson was fucking driving round London bookshops buying up copies of his own slimming cookery book to get it into The Times Best Seller List. Both a pair of cunts. As for her marriage to the AD millionaire and online art gallery guy whose name I fucking forget because of the plastic fake world he spent his life creating, that fucking fell apart into a thousand acrimonious pieces.* The Sunday pictorials had to wait for Megan to see that type of white hot scandal again. Yet the fucking slag still lives on TV thanks to good old Beeb. Who gives a fucking toss about her white powder tips. A fucking disgrace from top to bottom. *Saatchi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted December 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 ...but you would though, wouldn't you!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, mobiduck-the-third said: ...but you would though, wouldn't you!? Are you an iron? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Are you an iron? This is why I like you, Pen. Why I don't get involved with the common rabble at your expense. When the rest of us are off shirking our cunting duties, here you are asking the important questions of the newbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: This is why I like you, Pen. Why I don't get involved with the common rabble at your expense. When the rest of us are off shirking our cunting duties, here you are asking the important questions of the newbies. I am also wondering about mobiduck-the-First,& Second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Just now, Penny Farthing said: I am also wondering about mobiduck-the-First,& Second. Rampant incest AIDS would be my guess. I bet the cunt has a jaw that would put the Habsburgs to shame. How the fuck they managed three generations I don't know, must've been a few butch dinner ladies wander into the orgy room... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 The world is full of these types. They turned a family fortune into a fortune. People born in stevenage circa 1972 were not called Nigella .Some bint who owns Vinterior , a heavily overpriced and overhyped shopping portal for old furniture was interviewed the other day .What a load of shite , they talk as if i were all part of some pre determined plan, the stars aligned and all that shit .Having access to a load of family dosh , not having an education primarily by teachers who were either peodo's or mentally abusive and all the right connections had absolutely nothing to do with it.These cunts make a tiny bit of talent go a very long way indeed .The rest of us have to jump through hoops .Cunts , the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Lawson is a Jewess. Need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Lawson is a Jewess. Need I say more? But would you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But would you? I would, hatefully. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I would, hatefully. You’re not circumferenced like porky Saatchi (actually he's slimmed down and I read his quite a little philanthropist so he's not like the Lawson shit) who DID and got BURNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Rampant incest AIDS would be my guess. I bet the cunt has a jaw that would put the Habsburgs to shame. How the fuck they managed three generations I don't know, must've been a few butch dinner ladies wander into the orgy room... Or Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted December 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: This is why I like you, Pen. Why I don't get involved with the common rabble at your expense. When the rest of us are off shirking our cunting duties, here you are asking the important questions of the newbies. I ain't a Newbie - have been here in previous incarnations since 2012... or an Iron hoof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 1 minute ago, mobiduck-the-third said: I ain't a Newbie - have been here in previous incarnations since 2012... or an Iron hoof... EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 19:01, Eric Cuntman said: But would you? I'd happily take a nice healthy mouthfull of her specialty chocolate log . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd happily take a nice healthy mouthfull of her specialty chocolate log . Jesus fuckin' Christ! And these cunts are on my back for murdering canines. Makes you wonder what they get up to when nobody's watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 19:34, Decimus said: I would, hatefully. Yeah, don't let hypocrisy stand in your way (oh, you never do) you two-faced, lying cunt) LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: Yeah, don't let hypocrisy stand in your way (oh, you never do) you two-faced, lying cunt) LOL That is a bit harsh on two-faced lying cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Jesus fuckin' Christ! And these cunts are on my back for murdering canines. Makes you wonder what they get up to when nobody's watching. And whats so wrong with a chocolate log . Does the admission that I like that particular rich, dark brown dessert , especially made by Nigella somehow make me public enemy no.1 or some kind of sick peverted log eater . For your information it's best with a garnish of a singular glacier cherry and a sprig of mint , even better if it's been in the microwave for 1min 30.It comes out steaming and the aroma is absolutely heavenly .Get the spray cream out and cover it from tip to toe . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: And whats so wrong with a chocolate log . Does the admission that I like that particular rich, dark brown dessert , especially made by Nigella somehow make me public enemy no.1 or some kind of sick peverted log eater . For your information it's best with a garnish of a singular glacier cherry and a sprig of mint , even better if it's been in the microwave for 1min 30.It comes out steaming and the aroma is absolutely heavenly .Get the spray cream out and cover it from tip to toe . I think he, like most of us did, assumed you were expressing a desire for Nigella Lawson to curl out a big steaming shite in your mouth. On this website, ‘chocolate log’ only has very slight undertones of ‘dessert item’. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he, like most of us did, assumed you were expressing a desire for Nigella Lawson to curl out a big steaming shite in your mouth. On this website, ‘chocolate log’ only has very slight undertones of ‘dessert item’. As you were. When it comes to logging I wonder what exactly are the Nigger's qualifications? Where did she train as a chef? Which renowned kitchen did she gain experience? Did she get Home Economics at GCSE? Has she the culinary credentials of a Delia or a Floyd or let alone dear old Fanny? Answer me those questions then you can go in peace with your log. You said yourself Eric you'd like to suck one of her logs like a baby sucking a comforter or a big black mama's titty. I can imagine you tonight curled up in bed with it in your mouth gurgling happily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 17:20, mobiduck-the-third said: ...but you would though, wouldn't you!? Is that you, Inspector Fiddler? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: When it comes to logging I wonder what exactly are the Nigger's qualifications? Where did she train as a chef? Which renowned kitchen did she gain experience? Did she get Home Economics at GCSE? Has she the culinary credentials of a Delia or a Floyd or let alone dear old Fanny? Answer me those questions then you can go in peace with your log. You said yourself Eric you'd like to suck one of her logs like a baby sucking a comforter or a big black mama's titty. I can imagine you tonight curled up in bed with it in your mouth gurgling happily. I said nothing about sucking her logs Harold. Her tits yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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