Hammer of Cunts Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Say what you want about Ken being a complete cunt (he is), but as a fellow newt wanker, I naturally find a kinship with the neo Marxist, Jew baiting, commie bastard. Fink-Nottle, is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: climate change No such thing, more brainwashing nonsense for the gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There’s enough of them about 4 miles from here, along with lizards, grass snakes and sloe worms. Believe it or not, in Britain’s scummiest town Jaywick. They’ve got flood dykes and streams at the back of the bit that got washed away in 1953. Standing water everywhere and fuckloads of wildlife on the mile of swampy wasteland between Jaywick and the sewage plant behind it. Thank God for that. No doubt the proposed multi-million pound revamp of Jaywick will put paid to that! A fully grown grass snake is quite frightening. Luckily you just see the last two feet of them disappearing into the long grass. It was a snake wasn't it? A sort of browny green colour slightly thicker than a garden hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Well we know where @Stubby Pecker is going on his stag do if he ever gets married again. GET YOUR CLOACA OUT FOR THE LADS. Carry on Up the Jungle the dinner party. Frankie Howerd to Joan Sims, "A little more?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: the last two feet of them disappearing Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: No such thing, more brainwashing nonsense for the gullible. The climate is changing for Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 44 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes. @Witheredscrote Witherrrrrssss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 47 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes. What about an Adder they're often two foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: as a fellow newt wanker Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: The climate is changing for Harold My stools are large and perfectly formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt". Are you related to the not seen on the box any more Hexon Blumenthal? Or kuddly Kerridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 21:32, ChildeHarold said: What is your position on Mr Khan? The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat would be my choice (other positions are available though). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 21:39, ChildeHarold said: My stools are large and perfectly formed. Ikea? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 On 12/12/2023 at 00:43, King Billy said: The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat would be my choice (other positions are available though). Preceded by a forearm smash to the face, a few jabs in the ribs and a couple of turns of the boot followed by a flying scissor press into the corner then a 180° flip across the ring onto his back... then I'd tag you after threatening the ref. I wonder how they got on with their wives after an evening in the ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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