Decimus Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking god man, the thought of eating one of withers poor buggered geese would be akin to Cannibalism, with the amount of vile spunk he’s shot up them. Plus living in terror would undoubtedly make the meat tough What a horrible fucking French cunt he is Indeed, the amount of frogs spawn pumping around the terrified bird's veins wouldn't be anywhere near enough to counteract the the constant adrenaline that had coursed through the poor cunt's body since the moment it fledged. I'd wager that the breast would taste like the sticky floor of Fritzl's basement lair, and the aroma of its parson's nose doesn't bear thinking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd wager that the breast would taste like the sticky floor of Fritzl's basement lair, and the aroma of its parson's nose doesn't bear thinking about. Even Marc Almond wouldn't touch the foie gras. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Even Marc Almond wouldn't touch the foie gras. Marc Bolan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, the amount of frogs spawn pumping around the terrified bird's veins wouldn't be anywhere near enough to counteract the the constant adrenaline that had coursed through the poor cunt's body since the moment it fledged. I'd wager that the breast would taste like the sticky floor of Fritzl's basement lair, and the aroma of its parson's nose doesn't bear thinking about. So extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Even Marc Almond wouldn't touch the foie gras. Bedshitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 59 minutes ago, Frank said: So extra. So poofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 So money supermarket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Withers, you French worm. I'm on the Keto diet (low carbs) and after a lovely brunch of Eggs and smoked Duck breast I've been thinking about making some extra cash for Christmas. Did you know Goose was the preferred meat until we copied the Americans and started eating overpriced dry, coarse Turkey? What with you claiming to have/keep Geese, how about I rent a van and collect some and sell them at Portobello market? The rich cunt locals will pay a good price for some 'Withers organic Normandy Goose'. Of course, I'll send you 50% after they've been sold, what do you think? We could make some serious money old chap. I think I will give it a miss. My old Dad advised me never to do business with a chocco. Eddie once offered me a set of Ford Granada mud flaps. It turned out that they were his kids. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I think I will give it a miss. My old Dad advised me never to do business with a chocco. Who would have ever thought that dear old Heinz Lammerding was a racist?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 19 hours ago, Frank said: So extra. It's nearly the final hurrah for me. Sitting in this armchair, nurses asking whether I'm comfortable, every five fucking minutes. My cannula keeps blocking, my mask keeps filling with mucus, and my stoma has just split. It's the thought of you visiting that stops me throwing myself out the window.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: It's nearly the final hurrah for me. Sitting in this armchair, nurses asking whether I'm comfortable, every five fucking minutes. My cannula keeps blocking, my mask keeps filling with mucus, and my stoma has just split. It's the thought of you visiting that stops me throwing myself out the window.. I hope you live to see Christmas day, Withers... and die on Boxing day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I hope you live to see Christmas day, Withers... and die on Boxing day. I hope you just die, the sooner the better, you cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 45 minutes ago, and said: I hope you just die, the sooner the better, you cunt! Do you know, you sound more sinister and deranged with each passing day. I hope you're being watched. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 16 hours ago, and said: I hope you just die, the sooner the better, you cunt! And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas Day. It is better to block than to receive. That's fucking Christmas over for me. Take it or leave it. Business as normal. Corned beef sandwich on white bread lunch. Sausage and chips dinner. Jam sponge and custard desert. All those blocked messages not to look at. Bed. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It is better to block than to receive. That's fucking Christmas over for me. Take it or leave it. Business as normal. Corned beef sandwich on white bread lunch. Sausage and chips dinner. Jam sponge and custard desert. All those blocked messages not to look at. Bed. Fuck off. While you might slowly be tapping into the more tolerant side of Eric and Decs, from my perspective I hope you choke on the corned beef sandwich before tackling your sausages and chips. God willing I'll no longer login after a few days absence and suffer post after post after post of your appallingly pointless, verbose, c-grade diarrhoea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While you might slowly be tapping into the more tolerant side of Eric and Decs, from my perspective I hope you choke on the corned beef sandwich before tackling your sauages and chips. God willing I'll no longer login after a few days absence and suffer post after post after post of your appallingly pointless, verbose, c-grade diarrhoea. That's a pity. I'll miss you. Dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: That's a pity. I'll miss you. Dope. The only bigger snake haunting this site is the one dangling under Pen's floral dress. Slither away into the undergrowth, you shameless, sycophantic man-serpent cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The only bigger snake haunting this site is the one dangling under Pen's floral dress. Slither away into the undergrowth, you shameless, sycophantic man-serpent cunt. Your Christmas spirit really inspires me to give the prunes a rest for a few days. Howz your game Wolfie, getting in any practise. I can meet you for a few games down the 3 Cocks if you're up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: While you might slowly be tapping into the more tolerant side of Eric and Decs, from my perspective I hope you choke on the corned beef sandwich before tackling your sauages and chips. God willing I'll no longer login after a few days absence and suffer post after post after post of your appallingly pointless, verbose, c-grade diarrhoea. I love how you clasp Eric and Decs to your treacherous bosom. You do sound a bit surly and sullen lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 19:27, Frank said: So extra. Dining alone again this Christmas Day Frank? I can just see you, dressed like a total cunt as usual, foraging the shelves of your nearest Waitrose (Lidl) for the smallest Turkey (Bernard Mathew’s sandwich slices), 3 sprouts and 2 sausages wrapped in bacon. No doubt you’ll spend the festive season wrapping a few more sausages with you effeminate lips and battered arsehole. Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 17:25, and said: If you put 'CUNT' after it, it will be perfect. And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 16 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day. A touch premature, Windrush, much like all your ejaculations. 💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: A touch premature, Windrush, much like all your ejaculations. 💦 And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day. Are you a campanologist? Are you a hunchback? I seem to detect in you an unusual interest in the bells. Would you like to relax on my couch and describe your feelings? I will prepare myself in my usual way by stuffing my ears with tissue and turning up the volume on Whole Lot of Love by Led Zeppelin while using the fan, microwave and washing machine simultaneously. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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