ChildeHarold Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 I didn't even fucking know it was his birthday, or he was 75. If the Royal Artillery stuck my head in one of the guns in Hyde Park I still wouldn't have been interested. The media were quick to tell us Charles was too busy covering himself in fabulous charity work to take time off to celebrate (my reason is more basic, lack of cash) but no doubt he'll indulge in a bit of affectionate horseplay with his favourite person. 🐴 🐴 🐴. Neeeeeeigh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I didn't even fucking know it was his birthday, or he was 75. If the Royal Artillery stuck my head in one of the guns in Hyde Park I still wouldn't have been interested. The media were quick to tell us Charles was too busy covering himself in fabulous charity work to take time off to celebrate (my reason is more basic, lack of cash) but no doubt he'll indulge in a bit of affectionate horseplay with his favourite person. 🐴 🐴 🐴. Neeeeeeigh! His disgusting fingers resemble Walls Sausages, which I used to like. I have consequently switched to Richmond original. The dirty fat handed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His disgusting fingers resemble Walls Sausages, which I used to like. I have consequently switched to Richmond original. The dirty fat handed cunt. Funny I just picked up a pack of Sainsbury's Lincolnshire sausages today for tomorrow's dinner with mash and onions possibly a fried tomato or tinned Marrowfat peas. I can see prising those sausage fingers from any of the so-called Crown property will require a hammer and chisel. I just don't see any of this slimmed down monarchy that was touted at his accession. No tangible proposals or concrete results just fucking media whispers to make him seem more likeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 Didn't, Didn't and Couldn't Didn't know it was his birthday. Didn't do anything. Couldn't give a fuck. Watching Great British Bake Off with the volume turned off so I don't have to listen that fat, black, brummy, Hammond harridan wailing like a fucking banshee "Yoo nowa have to baaike a boofaay". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Funny I just picked up a pack of Sainsbury's Lincolnshire sausages today Peasant, golf club, Cheshire etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: Peasant, golf club, Cheshire etc. Am I reading "peasant" correctoment (pardon my Francophilia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 On 14/11/2023 at 19:52, Eric Cuntman said: His disgusting fingers resemble Walls Sausages, which I used to like. I have consequently switched to Richmond original. The dirty fat handed cunt. I know I’ve used it before but ‘Prince of Walls’ lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I know I’ve used it before but ‘Prince of Walls’ lol. @Dyslexic cnut would love fingers like that. Back in his 80s heyday, a bunch of digit saveloys like that could have virtually guaranteed a double-dip with Jan Leeming and Moira Stewart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Dyslexic cnut would love fingers like that. Back in his 80s heyday, a bunch of digit saveloys like that could have virtually guaranteed a double-dip with Jan Leeming and Moira Stewart. Done ‘em both. Jan had spotless quim…the darkie though…pungent and musty. Neither of ‘em held a candle to that Anna Ford, who, incidentally got the ale in and was on blob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Dyslexic cnut would love fingers like that. Back in his 80s heyday, a bunch of digit saveloys like that could have virtually guaranteed a double-dip with Jan Leeming and Moira Stewart. His saveloys would be better employed giving his 'year old Bentley' a wash, the slovenly, fantasy fuck-pig🚗 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 hours ago, ZEV said: His saveloys would be better employed giving his 'year old Bentley' a wash, the slovenly, fantasy fuck-pig🚗 LOL It's been a slow day, Christ-killer, there's more action at one of friendless and universally despised Pen's birthday party shindigs than there has been on here over the last 24 hours. That being said you can't even begin to imagine my disappointment that the only post made within the last few hours comes from the site's biggest dickhead. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been a slow day, Christ-killer, there's more action at one of friendless and universally despised Pen's birthday party shindigs than there has been on here over the last 24 hours. That being said you can't even begin to imagine my disappointment that the only post made within the last few hours comes from the site's biggest dickhead. Fuck off. I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been a slow day, Christ-killer, there's more action at one of friendless and universally despised Pen's birthday party shindigs than there has been on here over the last 24 hours. That being said you can't even begin to imagine my disappointment that the only post made within the last few hours comes from the site's biggest dickhead. Fuck off. What a refreshing change to login and not be hounded by said dickhead hogging my notifications. And you? Otherwise it usually takes the doc between 24-48 to respond to one of my comments (it's a bit like boxing someone in slow motion), so hopefully he'll bring his own blend of hilarious charm to this grey, metaphoric northwestern shithole to life within the next 6-7 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What a refreshing change to login and not be hounded by said dickhead hogging my notifications. There's still time yet, Poodle-poker 🐩 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 3 minutes ago, ZEV said: Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum? Pornhub it is, then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Pornhub it is, then. How are things on the 'Hub' these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all Not unless you like the idea of dredging through the threads to then subsequently find out that 60% of the replies are from ChildeHarold and R-Soles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, ZEV said: There's still time yet, Poodle-poker 🐩 LOL 4 minutes ago, ZEV said: Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum? It's as though our neighbours have a rude, spotty, grumpy little wanker who gets home from school each weekday evening at the same time, goes to his room, and then 'ZEV' suddenly starts to comment on the forum. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What a refreshing change to login and not be hounded by said dickhead hogging my notifications. And you? Indeed. Most days I log on to find at least five notifications in my inbox, and I don't need to look to know who has been furiously quoting or mentioning me. I imagine that when I log back on in a couple of hours there will a good few in there, though. It's jelly and ice cream time and the Jew will be high on sugar as well as rattled to fuck after our brief afternoon exchange. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been a slow day, Christ-killer, there's more action at one of friendless and universally despised Pen's birthday party shindigs than there has been on here over the last 24 hours. That being said you can't even begin to imagine my disappointment that the only post made within the last few hours comes from the site's biggest dickhead. Fuck off. Have you any concrete evidence that I was personally involved in the killing of Christ, apart from the unsubstantiated fairy tales that you've read in your 'good book' and been brainwashed into believing by your priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's as though our neighbours have a rude, spotty, grumpy little wanker who gets home from school each weekday evening at the same time, goes to his room, and then 'ZEV' suddenly starts to comment on the forum. You call the sexual deviants in the cell next to yours 'neighbours'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? I thought you’d committed ghillie-kiri and disembowelled yourself with a Claymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, ZEV said: Have you any concrete evidence that I was personally involved in the killing of Christ, apart from the unsubstantiated fairy tales that you've read in your 'good book' and been brainwashed into believing by your priest? CCTV footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. Most days I log on to find at least five notifications in my inbox, and I don't need to look to know who has been furiously quoting or mentioning me. I imagine that when I log back on in a couple of hours there will a good few in there, though. It's jelly and ice cream time and the Jew will be high on sugar as well as rattled to fuck after our brief afternoon exchange. He's a bona fide troll. I can't remember whether he's always been this way, only that when I joined I quickly picked up on his genuine hatred for dogs, cats, and most living entities which, because he's of a certain faith, probably includes other types of humans. And he's quite stupid. Remember 'Hackgate'? Lol, what a cuntwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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