Guest entitled little cunt Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 Those cunts who think it safe to drive along with fucking fog lights on in the rain should be pulled from their vehicles and hung live in iron gibbets to rot .They just can't wait for the opportunity to push a fucking button thinking they're flying the cunting space shuttle . Its the same sort of cunt who stands and watches in amazement as he pushes a button and the tailgate closes all on its own , they virtually jizz their pants in smugness.Man went to the moon in 69 , the fact a car can shut its own door in 2023 isn't a groundbreaking advance in technology .Utter cunts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 58 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Those cunts who think it safe to drive along with fucking fog lights on in the rain should be pulled from their vehicles and hung live in iron gibbets to rot .They just can't wait for the opportunity to push a fucking button thinking they're flying the cunting space shuttle . Its the same sort of cunt who stands and watches in amazement as he pushes a button and the tailgate closes all on its own , they virtually jizz their pants in smugness.Man went to the moon in 69 , the fact a car can shut its own door in 2023 isn't a groundbreaking advance in technology .Utter cunts . Fancy guesting on Top Gear, One Cunt and a Car (which is also a cunt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fancy guesting on Top Gear, One Cunt and a Car (which is also a cunt) I never was a fan of Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh . To be fair and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation believed the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with the lamentable Chris Evans.Its debatable if he is a real petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th as a transexual one legged male lesbian who's many poor choices of partner will include a non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth gob swapping on screen kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock of sponges its historically accurate . Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I never was a fan of Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh . To be fair and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation believed the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with the lamentable Chris Evans.Its debatable if he is a real petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th as a transexual one legged male lesbian who's many poor choices of partner will include a non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth gob swapping on screen kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock of sponges its historically accurate . Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health . Are you Hubnut? If so get rid of that barky shitty little dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Those cunts who think it safe to drive along with fucking fog lights on in the rain should be pulled from their vehicles and hung live in iron gibbets to rot .They just can't wait for the opportunity to push a fucking button thinking they're flying the cunting space shuttle . Its the same sort of cunt who stands and watches in amazement as he pushes a button and the tailgate closes all on its own , they virtually jizz their pants in smugness.Man went to the moon in 69 , the fact a car can shut its own door in 2023 isn't a groundbreaking advance in technology .Utter cunts . Any chance of you pushing the ‘self-immolate’ button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic You're too late, @Decimus has already got that one covered 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I never was a fan of Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh . To be fair and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation believed the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with the lamentable Chris Evans.Its debatable if he is a real petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th as a transexual one legged male lesbian who's many poor choices of partner will include a non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth gob swapping on screen kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock of sponges its historically accurate . Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health . The three original presenters were a motley crew of shits IMHO. Apart from a very small number of makes and even within them there are lemons, 99.9% of all cars produced are just large tin or plastic biscuit tins with bits of rubber at the corners. Worthless. A fucking ego trip for what? In my view the private motor car has a had a huge downside. Including the explosion in cunts in their mid thirties on 4 Diabetes pens a week prescriptions who are draining the NHS of cash and meaning cunts like me must wait 18 months for a hip replacement while the fucking drug companies are making record profits on back of endemic Diabetes. Fat cunts fucking getting up in the night to eat the guzzling pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any chance of you pushing the ‘self-immolate’ button? Oooo...someone has been at the thesaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I never was a fan of Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh . To be fair and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation believed the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with the lamentable Chris Evans.Its debatable if he is a real petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th as a transexual one legged male lesbian who's many poor choices of partner will include a non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth gob swapping on screen kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock of sponges its historically accurate . Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health . The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation I don't see any correlation between the two. Wokery is a side product of the market and liberal capitalism not hard left politics. In fact traditional Marxism promotes individual men and women's roles within secure and happy families while allowing women full equality as women. If all you do is regurgitate the one liners spray gunned by GBNEWS and TalkTV especially that pig Mike Shithead and Kevin Cunt face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted November 7, 2023 Report Share Posted November 7, 2023 On 05/11/2023 at 22:16, Inspector Fiddler said: He's too busy attempting to read his spunk-stained copy of Bunty to bother with a thesaurus. Bunty.She was a dirty cow . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 7, 2023 Report Share Posted November 7, 2023 On 05/11/2023 at 09:40, entitled little cunt said: I never was a fan of Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh . To be fair and at the risk of sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of woke organisation believed the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with the lamentable Chris Evans.Its debatable if he is a real petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th as a transexual one legged male lesbian who's many poor choices of partner will include a non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth gob swapping on screen kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock of sponges its historically accurate . Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health . William Woollard. Awkward?? You cheeky fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 10 hours ago, Inspector Fiddler said: Proper filthy bitch, with semen drip drip dripping down her pigtails. Let us hope that next time you cross the road that you are totally invisible to oncoming traffic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 28 minutes ago, Inspector Fiddler said: Silence, and get back to eating dog cum off your living room carpet. I am silent, you are simply reading text on a screen .. fool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am silent, you are simply reading text on a screen .. fool. Admin are also silent. If they’re not interested at the moment, they should deputise one of us. @Roadkill is the only one just about sensible enough. Decs or me would just turn into megalomaniacs. So would Wolfie. Bawsy’s too dark. Stubby and Billy are too psychotic. Gyps is too dizzy, Eddie and OCR are black. You and Withers are too senile, Frank’s too much of a cunt, Dyslexic’s a scouser and nobody else has been here long enough, except Drew and he’s always pissed. Ape would just tell them to fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Admin are also silent. If they’re not interested at the moment, they should deputise one of us. @Roadkill is the only one just about sensible enough. Decs or me would just turn into megalomaniacs. So would Wolfie. Bawsy’s too dark. Stubby and Billy are too psychotic. Gyps is too dizzy, Eddie and OCR are black. You and Withers are too senile, Frank’s too much of a cunt, Dyslexic’s a scouser and nobody else has been here long enough, except Drew and he’s always pissed. Ape would just tell them to fuck off. How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs or me would just turn into megalomaniacs. So would Wolfie. That pair of cunts would be 69ing each other too much too notice what's going on, beside, they're both dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: How about you? I already said I’d be unsuitable due to megalomania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I already said I’d be unsuitable due to megalomania. What about me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I already said I’d be unsuitable due to megalomania. I thought that was Decimus (whoever that might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: What about me? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off. Senility is not what you would need to fear with me .. I would be totally ruthless and I would make the behavior of Kim of North Korea look more like those of mildly neurotic sunday school teacher compared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Senility is not what you would need to fear with me .. I would be totally ruthless and I would make the behavior of Kim of North Korea look more like those of mildly neurotic sunday school teacher compared. What possesses you to write utter fucking nonsense like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What possesses you to write utter fucking nonsense like this? seeing the responses that you make to my posts makes it well worth while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What possesses you to write utter fucking nonsense like this? Ritalin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Senility is not what you would need to fear with me .. I would be totally ruthless and I would make the behavior of Kim of North Korea look more like those of mildly neurotic sunday school teacher compared. The only thing you've got in common with Kim is being as blind and vile as a naked mole rat. Him due to being a disgusting fat cunt whose already tiny chink eyes have been closed shut by his gigantic cheeks, and you due to being a decrepit old cunt hanging on to the barest thread of life through a mixture of witchcraft and Gordon's gin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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