Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 The American Ornithological Society has announced that around 80 species of bird are to be renamed. Why? Because they are named after ornithologists who may or may not have been racists. Who fucking knows.. but I fucking guarantee they were all white people. Where does this end? A global cull of the Caucasian race seems to be the aim of the uppity n*****. And I don’t suppose any birds named after black people will have their names changed. Because there aren’t any. The only time they would come into contact with binoculars is if they’re stealing them or weighing them in at Cash Converters. This fucking erasure of white identity, history and culture isn’t stopping anytime soon. Planet Of The Apes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The American Ornithological Society has announced that around 80 species of bird are to be renamed. Why? Because they are named after ornithologists who may or may not have been racists. Who fucking knows.. but I fucking guarantee they were all white people. Where does this end? A global cull of the Caucasian race seems to be the aim of the uppity n*****. And I don’t suppose any birds named after black people will have their names changed. Because there aren’t any. The only time they would come into contact with binoculars is if they’re stealing them or weighing them in at Cash Converters. This fucking erasure of white identity, history and culture isn’t stopping anytime soon. Planet Of The Apes. I would definitely do a black bird Oddie style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This fucking erasure of white identity, history and culture isn’t stopping anytime soon. Planet Of The Apes. What have you got to say for yourself @Ape™️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The American Ornithological Society has announced that around 80 species of bird are to be renamed. Why? Because they are named after ornithologists who may or may not have been racists. Who fucking knows.. but I fucking guarantee they were all white people. Where does this end? A global cull of the Caucasian race seems to be the aim of the uppity n*****. And I don’t suppose any birds named after black people will have their names changed. Because there aren’t any. The only time they would come into contact with binoculars is if they’re stealing them or weighing them in at Cash Converters. This fucking erasure of white identity, history and culture isn’t stopping anytime soon. Planet Of The Apes. Quite right too the female European Blackbird is brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Quite right too the female European Blackbird is brown. I know! I honestly only found out recently. I’ve been feeding them in the garden along with the doves and baby seagulls. I kept noticing that the blackbirds were giving bits of food to little brown birds. I assumed they were just trying it on with another species. Then I looked it up and discovered that the brown ones were girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I know! I honestly only found out recently. I’ve been feeding them in the garden along with the doves and baby seagulls. I kept noticing that the blackbirds were giving bits of food to little brown birds. I assumed they were just trying it on with another species. Then I looked it up and discovered that the brown ones were girls. The young ones are brown until their first moult .. the male blackbird also does most of the work and they often work themselves to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Quite right too the female European Blackbird is brown. Only because 300 years ago the stupid fucking thing mated with an Austrian white dove. Give them time, and they will been seen on t.v, cuddling and shitting on a DFS sofa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The American Ornithological Society has announced that around 80 species of bird are to be renamed. Why? Because they are named after ornithologists who may or may not have been racists. Who fucking knows.. but I fucking guarantee they were all white people. Where does this end? A global cull of the Caucasian race seems to be the aim of the uppity n*****. And I don’t suppose any birds named after black people will have their names changed. Because there aren’t any. The only time they would come into contact with binoculars is if they’re stealing them or weighing them in at Cash Converters. This fucking erasure of white identity, history and culture isn’t stopping anytime soon. Planet Of The Apes. Are Bustards black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are Bustards black? Eddie and OCR are black bastards, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: The young ones are brown until their first moult .. the male blackbird also does most of the work and they often work themselves to death. Don't you believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know! I honestly only found out recently. I’ve been feeding them in the garden along with the doves and baby seagulls. I kept noticing that the blackbirds were giving bits of food to little brown birds. I assumed they were just trying it on with another species. Then I looked it up and discovered that the brown ones were girls. The female blackbird is often larger than the male and no way is "little". I think you are witnessing something else and extremely perverted in your back yard. You first instinct was correct. You have the makings of a fine twitcher good old Bill Oddie would be proud of. Now fuck off back to the RSPB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: The female blackbird is often larger than the male and no way is "little". I think you are witnessing something else and extremely perverted in your back yard. You first instinct was correct. You have the makings of a fine twitcher good old Bill Oddie would be proud of. Now fuck off back to the RSPB. They’re the same size as the black ones. Small. Now mind your fucking tone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’re the same size as the black ones. Small. Now mind your fucking tone. Never mind H. Saucepant that Fiddler idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’re the same size as the black ones. Small. Now mind your fucking tone. He got smacked in the gob when he tried in on with Minah Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 @Eric Cuntman Upon reflection, this is a Turdus of a nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: and shitting on a DFS sofa. Doesn't everybody shit on a DFS sofa? Cheap fuckin' IKEA wannabe's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’re the same size as the black ones. Small. Now mind your fucking tone. I like a good midrange, not so much on the bottom but a big top..... oooargh those tone controls are a bit thingy. By the way the new Beatles song is shit, still more money in the bank for the survivors and poor little Julian. I'm fucking surprised the story is Yoko "gave" McCartney the demo tape. From the cunt who is as fucking mean as a pawn shop in the Bronx? Can you believe it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I like a good midrange, not so much on the bottom but a big top..... oooargh those tone controls are a bit thingy. By the way the new Beatles song is shit, still more money in the bank for the survivors and poor little Julian. I'm fucking surprised the story is Yoko "gave" McCartney the demo tape. From the cunt who is as fucking mean as a pawn shop in the Bronx? Can you believe it? Are the Beatles still going? I thought they were mostly dead. The crap one isn’t even allowed to do Thomas The Tank Engine anymore. And the one who looks like a startled old lady hasn’t written fuck all since he signed the settlement cheque for peg-leg. And you can still buy Linda McCartney meat in the shops. I thought she’d be all gone by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: The young ones are brown until their first moult .. the male blackbird also does most of the work and they often work themselves to death. This 'work' attitude clearly doesn't cross species. (Unless by work they mean getting knelt on. lol - fuck off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are the Beatles still going? I thought they were mostly dead. The crap one isn’t even allowed to do Thomas The Tank Engine anymore. And the one who looks like a startled old lady hasn’t written fuck all since he signed the settlement cheque for peg-leg. And you can still buy Linda McCartney meat in the shops. I thought she’d be all gone by now. 1. They 'mostly' are. 2. A little goes a long way, when most of it is fuckin' plant-life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: the male blackbird also does most of the work and they often work themselves to death. They only do it because they know they'll get laid at the end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 Just now, Dick Fiddler said: I was close to climaxing all over my £20 smartphone. You can get a 'smart phone' for £20? It can't be that smart for that price, could you see that woman's minge in clear detail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Don't be teasing the fiddler, I want that avatar reinstated by tomorrow morning at the latest or you'll be off the site. Got it? Calm down, Dicky, you should have realised I don't take kindly to threats, look what happened to Hamas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are the Beatles still going? I thought they were mostly dead. The crap one isn’t even allowed to do Thomas The Tank Engine anymore. And the one who looks like a startled old lady hasn’t written fuck all since he signed the settlement cheque for peg-leg. And you can still buy Linda McCartney meat in the shops. I thought she’d be all gone by now. Never liked Linda McCartney. I always found her a bit chewy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are the Beatles still going? I thought they were mostly dead. The crap one isn’t even allowed to do Thomas The Tank Engine anymore. And the one who looks like a startled old lady hasn’t written fuck all since he signed the settlement cheque for peg-leg. And you can still buy Linda McCartney meat in the shops. I thought she’d be all gone by now. Going back to The Beatles, all I've heard about on the Radio this week is this "poptastic" new release of theirs. Cunts calling into radio shows saying how great it is and wonderful to hear Lennon's voice again. Heard it for the first time yesterday and as Tommy from Early Doors would say "It's shite"! Just sounds like the rest of the drugged up clap trap they released post 1966. Fuck 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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