King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 13 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. I feel much the same about electric windows and "climate control". What the fuck is the point of a cup-holder? I’ve just bought a ‘Quinux batforce LX’ It arrived on Tuesday and I’m quite impressed with it tbh. It wasn’t cheap and quite often the reality of the actual product doesn’t bear any resemblance to what’s being portrayed in the advertisements (and the icing on the cake is that the torch function is pretty good too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 20 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew's more familiar with the layout of The Priory. Especially the ‘Amy Winehouse all inclusive ward’ (with 24hr room service and personal cocktail waiter for every guest). It’s not called the Priory any more. The new owners have renamed it ‘The Bargain Booze Clinic’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: Especially the ‘Amy Winehouse all inclusive ward’ (with 24hr room service and personal cocktail waiter for every guest). It’s not called the Priory any more. The new owners have renamed it ‘The Bargain Booze Clinic’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Im pleased that you’re dating again Frank. I’m sure you’ll be very happy together (at least until she discovers Ming’s long dead face grinning at her like a Peking duck from your freezer, or the decomposing, cable tied remains of a missing rentboy in your sock drawer). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 39 minutes ago, Frank said: I've not seen anything as overly contrived as this since your last "randomly haphazard" table-for-one snap. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve just bought a ‘Quinux batforce LX’ It arrived on Tuesday and I’m quite impressed with it tbh. It wasn’t cheap and quite often the reality of the actual product doesn’t bear any resemblance to what’s being portrayed in the advertisements (and the icing on the cake is that the torch function is pretty good too). I’ve got a Led-Lenser looking torch with a stun gun built into the cap end. I couldn’t give a fuck if the light bulb works at the other end. I think it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I love Tourette’s cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 On 18/10/2023 at 20:26, Frank said: Frank it’s almost Christmas again and Ive been thinking that maybe you and I could put all your past nonsense behind us. How does the idea of you running one of my Christmas tree sites for me sound? You can have your pick of Palmers Green or Whetstone, and unlimited use of a 2010 Transit after work until the New Year. Don’t dismiss this offer out of hand in a fit of your usual hissiness, as I’m genuinely reaching out to you, in the belief that with my help you might still be able to one day regain some tiny fragment of self respect and sense of dignity. Let me know ASAP as I’ve got quite a few other basket cases who’ve expressed an interest in the gig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love Tourette’s cunts. Fuck, cunt, shit, piss flaps etc. etc. What’s not to love? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve got a Led-Lenser looking torch with a stun gun built into the cap end. I couldn’t give a fuck if the light bulb works at the other end. I think it does. The torch feature is very useful now that the nights are drawing in and the duskier craniums are much more difficult to spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck, cunt, shit, piss flaps etc. etc. What’s not to love? “What do we want? A cure for Tourette’s. When do we want it? FUCK CUNT SHITTY CUNT!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: The torch feature is very useful now that the nights are drawing in and the duskier craniums are much more difficult to spot. The really black (dangerous) ones just absorb light anyway. Creepy fucking Limpopo bongo cro-magnon cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: “What do we want? A cure for Tourette’s. When do we want it? FUCK CUNT SHITTY CUNT!” I went to a tourette's conference and they had a minutes silence for their chairman who passed away. Fucking shambles. But fucking funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: “What do we want? A cure for Tourette’s. When do we want it? FUCK CUNT SHITTY CUNT!” Eric Cartman in South Park tourette's episode to Kyle's mum "Fat Jew. Jew bitch. Big nosed kike". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Mordern female singers are shit, far too many notes.That said the queen of shit singing has to be Bassey. She must be near 100 now. The awful thing is even when dementia arrives and she doesn`t know her own name this cunt will still be belting out " Hey Big Spender" every fucking day and that i wouldn`t wish on a Hamas paraglider child murdering bastard. Well, perhaps as a little aperitif before the white phosphorus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 When it comes to properly belting out a rock song, Bonnie Tyler was top of the heap. And she’s only 3 inches tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When it comes to properly belting out a rock song, Bonnie Tyler was top of the heap. And she’s only 3 inches tall. Tina Turner was a legend. And she was invisible to the naked eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tina Turner was a legend. And she was invisible to the naked eye. Not to Ike`s left hook she wasn`t... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tina Turner was a legend. And she was invisible to the naked eye. Why was she invisible Gyps? Tell! Tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why was she invisible Gyps? Tell! Tell! Steamy windows? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Steamy windows? Yeah. Obvious really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why was she invisible Gyps? Tell! Tell! Probably the same as Bonnie Tyler not being 3 inches tall. Everyone knows she's 9 ft 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Backing up my original comments, my ears have just been assaulted by serial offender Leona fucking Lewis and her god awful Christmas number. Not content on simply singing the words, someone else has written for her, she finds it necessary to change pitch and key over the course of one syllable. The result is akin in having titanium skewers dipped in acid jabbed into your skull. Clearly from the PH (post Houston) school of singing (yelling your guts out) Lewis deserves to have a Husqvarna with an 18 inch bar taken to her scrawny neck and her head mounted on a pike on London bridge Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Backing up my original comments, my ears have just been assaulted by serial offender Leona fucking Lewis and her god awful Christmas number. Not content on simply singing the words, someone else has written for her, she finds it necessary to change pitch and key over the course of one syllable. The result is akin in having titanium skewers dipped in acid jabbed into your skull. Clearly from the PH (post Houston) school of singing (yelling your guts out) Lewis deserves to have a Husqvarna with an 18 inch bar taken to her scrawny neck and her head mounted on a pike on London bridge Fuck off She’s no Cliff Richard for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Backing up my original comments, my ears have just been assaulted by serial offender Leona fucking Lewis and her god awful Christmas number. Not content on simply singing the words, someone else has written for her, she finds it necessary to change pitch and key over the course of one syllable. The result is akin in having titanium skewers dipped in acid jabbed into your skull. Clearly from the PH (post Houston) school of singing (yelling your guts out) Lewis deserves to have a Husqvarna with an 18 inch bar taken to her scrawny neck and her head mounted on a pike on London bridge Fuck off I don't know why but as soon as her fizzog appears on my TV I can't help looking at her bugle! It eclipses the rest of her boat race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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