camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 20/09/2023 at 09:20, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Do you still get royalties for that role OCR? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'd prefer a slower, more subtle approach, involving footstamping, toothpicks, stinging nettles and playing him loud, repeat recordings of his own excruciatingly annoying fucking voice for 48-72 hours. I was wondering about the paranoia coffee. Is that a thing now? If so I’m sticking to PG Tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'd prefer a slower, more subtle approach, involving footstamping, toothpicks, stinging nettles and playing him loud, repeat recordings of his own excruciatingly annoying fucking voice for 48-72 hours. That would certainly do away with the old fashioned idea of a court examining the evidence (if any) and deciding if he’s actually guilty, beyond any reasonable doubt, of any crime I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: That would certainly do away with the old fashioned idea of a court examining the evidence (if any) and deciding if he’s actually guilty, beyond any reasonable doubt, of any crime I suppose. I thought you favoured the Beria method of execution BEFORE being sentenced BEFORE any trial. Bullet in back of head. Simplicity itself. It's interesting to see how BBC is trying to get ahead of this story by claiming ownership of it. Big mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I thought you favoured the Beria method of execution BEFORE being sentenced BEFORE any trial. Bullet in back of head. Simplicity itself. It's interesting to see how BBC is trying to get ahead of this story by claiming ownership of it. Big mistake. The BBC is the definition of ‘a big mistake’. A friend of mine bought a pallet load of Tippex once. When I asked him ‘Why?’ he shrugged his shoulders and said he’d made a big mistake. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 I've heard Brand's in line to be the new head coach for the Spanish wimmins football team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was wondering about the paranoia coffee. Is that a thing now? If so I’m sticking to PG Tips. My apologies Eric, that was among my worst edits, ever. Cheap coffee blends (though sometimes aromatic) are rammed so full of caffeine and chemicals to fast-track growth that too much usually always makes one feel bonkers... but not in a good way. It's almost like a bad, paranoia trip. More expensive coffee, usually single source and organic, doesn't do this. So, I'd lull him into a false sense of caffeine camaraderie via offering him half a dozen espressos of the most vile, tacky, shitty 'fresh' coffee I could find (I always serve Spar's own blend to people I don't like). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: My apologies Eric, that was among my worst edits, ever. Cheap coffee blends (though sometimes aromatic) are rammed so full of caffeine and chemicals to fast-track growth that too much usually always makes one feel bonkers... but not in a good way. It's almost like a bad, paranoia trip. More expensive coffee, usually single source and organic, doesn't do this. So, I'd lull him into a false sense of caffeine camaraderie via offering him half a dozen espressos of the most vile, tacky, shitty 'fresh' coffee I could find (I always serve Spar's own blend to people I don't like). I’m guessing it’s similar to ‘Freeze Dried Tasters Choice’ as mentioned in Pulp Fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 On 17/09/2023 at 11:35, Neil said: He's a bit Marmitey but none the less if it turns out these fucking slags are in it for the money they need naming and shaming. If the hairy cunt did it then let the other inmates dish out his punishment but if the slappers start coming out of the woodwork then they better be telling the fucking truth. If the cunts want to be dealt with equally then if they're found out to be just little money grabbing slappers then they deserve to have their lives ruined too,cunts. Rather odd how the BBC are keen on every lewd detail but remain rather silent about its own . Mr.Edwards was busily wanking himself spunkless (allegedly) over the object of his desires .35 k and a few boxes of soiled kleenex later its all forgotten about . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Rather odd how the BBC are keen on every lewd detail but remain rather silent about its own . Mr.Edwards was busily wanking himself spunkless (allegedly) over the object of his desires .35 k and a few boxes of soiled kleenex later its all forgotten about . Mr Edwards is not untidy looking and does not use eyeliner. Mr Brand appears to have all the qualities for the media to do a hatchet job on him and well and truly stitch him up regardless of whether or not what he did was consensual or legal at the time. I do not like what I have read about either Mr Edwards or Mr Brand but I remain opposed to trial by the media or social media shite members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 17 hours ago, Wolfie said: My apologies Eric, that was among my worst edits, ever. Cheap coffee blends (though sometimes aromatic) are rammed so full of caffeine and chemicals to fast-track growth that too much usually always makes one feel bonkers... but not in a good way. It's almost like a bad, paranoia trip. More expensive coffee, usually single source and organic, doesn't do this. So, I'd lull him into a false sense of caffeine camaraderie via offering him half a dozen espressos of the most vile, tacky, shitty 'fresh' coffee I could find (I always serve Spar's own blend to people I don't like). I thought that single origin Columbian would be more to your taste. The one in the little green jars from Sainburys is quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Who cries RAPE 15 years later? Ulrikka Johnson and Bubbles to name just 2. One of them is a hideous unfuckable creature who invented the story in an unsuccessful attempt to make their autobiography slightly less fucking boring. The other is a chimpanzee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 18 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: More middle class, paternal fantasy bollocks. If he did 'turn up' at your door you'd most likely have £ signs in your eyes. Explain what he's done wrong you fucking idiot I see Gypps has explained the “why “ part adequately. You shit thick fuckwit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 19 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Indeed, hypocrits and puritanical pearl clutchers. So he put his maggot about a bit? Who cries RAPE 15 years later? My 'ol mum used to say "It's only rape if the cheque bounces" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/russell-brand-accused-of-groping-female-classmates-at-prestigious-italia-conti-performing-arts-school/KAHTDEO4JVEENLCXLU2N6KMA7Q/ Now it appears he was groping 14 year olds at drama school. It just gets worse for this cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: She sounds a wise ol' Vixen. Any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said: He's only being targeted because he, after many years, starting going against the establishment. Work it out thicko. Congratulations, Dickhead. You’ve even been sussed out by a bloke who is 9000 miles away. How’s does it feel to have achieved the status of ‘intercontinental wanker?’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said: He's only being targeted because he, after many years, starting going against the establishment. Work it out thicko. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/russell-brand-accused-of-groping-female-classmates-at-prestigious-italia-conti-performing-arts-school/KAHTDEO4JVEENLCXLU2N6KMA7Q/ Now it appears he was groping 14 year olds at drama school. It just gets worse for this cunt I deny everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I deny everything I groped loads of 14 year olds when I was at school. And some of them were girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/russell-brand-accused-of-groping-female-classmates-at-prestigious-italia-conti-performing-arts-school/KAHTDEO4JVEENLCXLU2N6KMA7Q/ Now it appears he was groping 14 year olds at drama school. It just gets worse for this cunt He also made love to a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I groped loads of 14 year olds when I was at school. And some of them were girls. And then you got sacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And then you got sacked. I was going to do the ‘I miss that caretakers job’ joke, but it had been done before. By me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was going to do the ‘I miss that caretakers job’ joke, but it had been done before. By me. Go on. Do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He also made love to a chair. Sofa, so good! 💦🪑 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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