Decimus Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 The largest local authority in Europe has just effectively declared itself bankrupt. I haven't really looked into it, but it appears to be as a result of a load of moaning split-arses banging on about equal pay and landing the council with a bill close to a billion quid. Now they've had their cake and eaten it, everyone else is fucked and about to be cut as severely as the tiny little maggot of @Zev . Let this be a warning to the rest of the striking shirkers out there, particularly the idiots on the railways. Money doesn't grow on trees, you red, communist fucking scum, so get back to work. @Snowy apparently the bins will still be emptied so yourself and Gareth are going to be alright. What on Earth is happening?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Let this be a warning to the rest of the striking shirkers out there, You've still got a job, unfortunately. You must be sucking some heavy-duty cock 🐔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: The largest local authority in Europe has just effectively declared itself bankrupt. I haven't really looked into it, but it appears to be as a result of a load of moaning split-arses banging on about equal pay and landing the council with a bill close to a billion quid. Now they've had their cake and eaten it, everyone else is fucked and about to be cut as severely as the tiny little maggot of @Zev . Let this be a warning to the rest of the striking shirkers out there, particularly the idiots on the railways. Money doesn't grow on trees, you red, communist fucking scum, so get back to work. @Snowy apparently the bins will still be emptied so yourself and Gareth are going to be alright. What on Earth is happening?! If they sacrifice Lenny Henry, it might improve things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 I get the general impression looking around Birmingham is as rough as a badgers arse, then you walk into the art gallery and see lots of evidence of a bygone age of civic pride and achievement. Any place that has a shopping centre called the Bull Ring must be dodgy. Also their fucking Nandos is one of the most ear bashing rowdy pig troughs in the country. The fucking TRAVELODGE is like a small office block sandwiched between two boozers that scared the life out of me, passers by raiding the ground floor facilities for milk, T bags etc the staff having retreated to a panic room. The other TRAVELODGE which looks superficially civilised is really a ranch style knocking shop for boozed up weekenders. Even fucking Symphony Hall is a fucking concerto of tacky 1970s conception of what is "posh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I get the general impression looking around Birmingham is as rough as a badgers arse, then you walk into the art gallery and see lots of evidence of a bygone age of civic pride and achievement. Any place that has a shopping centre called the Bull Ring must be dodgy. Also their fucking Nandos is one of the most ear bashing rowdy pig troughs in the country. The fucking TRAVELODGE is like a small office block sandwiched between two boozers that scared the life out of me, passers by raiding the ground floor facilities for milk, T bags etc the staff having retreated to a panic room. The other TRAVELODGE which looks superficially civilised is really a ranch style knocking shop for boozed up weekenders. Even fucking Symphony Hall is a fucking concerto of tacky 1970s conception of what is "posh". Are you Telly Savalas? That was uncannily similar to the video commentary he recorded to promote Birmingham after he invented it in 1974. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you Telly Savalas? That was uncannily similar to the video commentary he recorded to promote Birmingham after he invented it in 1974. I saw that too on TPTV. Magnificent bullshit - like most of the stuff he was in. I fink he was great - a sort of spam headed Rubiales in acting. Everything he did was memorable from Dirty Dozen to Kojak to(??) his last TV Movie The Hollywood Detective. That's a fucking great entertaining movie where he spoofs the hard boiled P. I. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 Dreadful place .. would rather have Wolverhampton or Coventry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I saw that too on TPTV. Magnificent bullshit - like most of the stuff he was in. I fink he was great - a sort of spam headed Rubiales in acting. Everything he did was memorable from Dirty Dozen to Kojak to(??) his last TV Movie The Hollywood Detective. That's a fucking great entertaining movie where he spoofs the hard boiled P. I. He had hair in ‘On The Waterfront’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 That's a fucking kiss of death to any aspirations that Labour can be put in charge of the purse strings for Central government. Who the fuck compiled their budget, Dianne Abbott?? Labour, the gift that keeps on giving, not only antisemitic but sexist too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He had hair in ‘On The Waterfront’. I'll look out for that one. Who loves ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you Telly Savalas? That was uncannily similar to the video commentary he recorded to promote Birmingham after he invented it in 1974. Ah shit Eric. I just copied that from YouTube and was gonna put it on here. I was giggling as I was doing it. Who loves ya baby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah shit Eric. I just copied that from YouTube and was gonna put it on here. I was giggling as I was doing it. Who loves ya baby? Put it up anyway. It’s brilliant, it’s ‘my kinda town’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 The latest poll indicates that 48% of people couldn’t give a fuck that Birmingham had gone skint. 50% were absolutely fucking delighted, and the other 2% were extremely disappointed the whole of the West Midlands hadn’t been nuked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: The latest poll indicates that 48% of people couldn’t give a fuck that Birmingham had gone skint. 50% were absolutely fucking delighted, and the other 2% were extremely disappointed the whole of the West Midlands hadn’t been nuked. We got a fancy new bus station in North Shields. Very fancy - plants and a paved courtyard outside -although people will inevitably be raped in the transgender toilets. Birmingham won't have any new bus stations for the foreseeable future. Lol. I'm not that experienced at looking down my nose at other places... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: We got a fancy new bus station in North Shields. Very fancy - plants and a paved courtyard outside -although people will inevitably be raped in the transgender toilets. Birmingham won't have any new bus stations for the foreseeable future. Lol. I'm not that experienced at looking down my nose at other places... Birmingham ain't had no bus station for hundreds of years .. 1990 at least .. its like Lundon where the buses park along streets allover the place and you can never find the bus that goes to where you want to go. TBH bus stations only really work in smaller towns .. even Plymouth has got rid of its bus station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'm not that experienced at looking down my nose at other places... I guess it must be extremely difficult when you live in a shittier hole, a bit like being a member of Surfers Against Sewage and living in a toilet bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Birmingham ain't had no bus station for hundreds of years .. 1990 at least .. its like Lundon where the buses park along streets allover the place and you can never find the bus that goes to where you want to go. TBH bus stations only really work in smaller towns .. even Plymouth has got rid of its bus station. Bus wanker!. Only because you apparently like buses..........., and have a double decker sized cock to wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Put it up anyway. It’s brilliant, it’s ‘my kinda town’. Tawk ta me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 41 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Bus wanker!. Only because you apparently like buses..........., and have a double decker sized cock to wank. Have you been drinking some of Wolfies parsnip wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Have you been drinking some of Wolfies parsnip wine? There's only one hylobatidae that relishes in drinking the fluids produced by Wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Tawk ta me. I’m interested in the bronze salmon and some wooden ladders? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Birmingham ain't had no bus station for hundreds of years .. 1990 at least .. its like Lundon where the buses park along streets allover the place and you can never find the bus that goes to where you want to go. TBH bus stations only really work in smaller towns .. even Plymouth has got rid of its bus station. Mega Bus? Fucking Birmingham doesn't really have a centre, the shopping centre, concert place, library art gallery are all miles apart. When you rock up in Manchester it's in the centre because there is a centre and you know where you are. I like Liverpool, but it's too spread out like Birmingham. Manchester is tops. Great place... fucking MU ground is miles away though, fucking problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Put it up anyway. It’s brilliant, it’s ‘my kinda town’. Abertysswg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 So in theory a Chinese investment firm could swoop in and effectively buy the entire city of Birmingham and do an OCP Delta City if they wanted to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 minute ago, LastoftheMullets said: So in theory a Chinese investment firm could swoop in and effectively buy the entire city of Birmingham and do an OCP Delta City? Hopefully. I’d love to see the revamped ‘Plemiel Inn’ advert starring the famous tiddly wink stand up comedian ‘Renny Henly’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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