Frank Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Pull yourself together, you self-pitying shit-weasel. Ape, sorry.. one last thing. I’ve just got back from walking the dog, to find my idiot French wife nursing her newly raw and puffed-up collagen lip fillers. This is where I’m at, and why I can’t go on. Jesus fucking wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape, sorry.. one last thing. I’ve just got back from walking the dog, to find my idiot French wife nursing her newly raw and puffed-up collagen lip fillers. This is where I’m at, and why I can’t go on. Jesus fucking wept. Perhaps, once her trout pout has settled down, she’ll let you stick your little cock in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Perhaps, once her trout pout has settled down, she’ll let you stick your little cock in her mouth. No, she’s a smoker.. 40 years. Imagine an old Consulate smoker’s inflated crow-line lips anywhere near, let alone sucking, on your aged wrinkled winkle. I’m in the Flask talking to myself as I type, Ape. I think this is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Looks like I've hooked a couple of Minnows with that last post, Stig. It's hardly baiting when you directly quote me with some straight abuse, so you can wipe that lopsided grin off of your beet red, puffy face. You're about as subtle and machievallian as a student prankster who has shit in his flatmates frying pan. Do better, you punch-drunk fucking idiot. I'm one of the few on here who defends you, but your standard recently has been absolutely fucking appalling and if I don't see an improvement by the end of the week you'll be sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 14 minutes ago, Frank said: No, she’s a smoker.. 40 years. Imagine an old Consulate smoker’s inflated crow-line lips anywhere near, let alone sucking, on your aged wrinkled winkle. I’m in the Flask talking to myself as I type, Ape. I think this is it. She sounds ghastly. Is there any way you could simply kill her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: She sounds ghastly. Is there any way you could simply kill her? Yes. I’d be grateful for any suggestions. What would you do in my position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 54 minutes ago, Frank said: Yes. I’d be grateful for any suggestions. What would you do in my position? Pull your trousers up and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Yes. I’d be grateful for any suggestions. What would you do in my position? Adopt a different position, missionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 12/09/2023 at 20:10, Frank said: No, she’s a smoker.. 40 years. Imagine an old Consulate smoker’s inflated crow-line lips anywhere near, let alone sucking, on your aged wrinkled winkle. I’m in the Flask talking to myself as I type, Ape. I think this is it. Consulate…….. hmm…… what about “Solent”? They were menthol too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just now, cuntspotter said: Consulate…….. hmm…… what about “Solent”? They were menthol too. I worked in a baccie and can def say Consulate was a favourite with our Lesbian clientele and of course Peter Stuyvesant for gays. Woodbine were for rednecks with big cocks. Rothmans for professional types with big cocks. They all had big cocks. Smoking did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I worked in a baccie and can def say Consulate was a favourite with our Lesbian clientele and of course Peter Stuyvesant for gays. Woodbine were for rednecks with big cocks. Rothmans for professional types with big cocks. They all had big cocks. Smoking did that. Stuyvesant Luxury Length were the best fags ever. And not for poofs. And it explained that he invented New York on the packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stuyvesant Luxury Length were the best fags ever. And not for poofs. And it explained that he invented New York on the packet. Sounds fucking foreign, possibly even fucking Jewish so who the fucks going to smoke them, cock smokers probably. John Player, now there's a good old British name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sounds fucking foreign, possibly even fucking Jewish so who the fucks going to smoke them, cock smokers probably. John Player, now there's a good old British name For sailors. Definitely gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stuyvesant Luxury Length were the best fags ever. And not for poofs. And it explained that he invented New York on the packet. So you liked a big one you fuckng eccentric. I can just imagine you cadging a PS on the corner of Shaftesbury Avenue from Quentin Crisp. Let's go onto cigars at Christmas. Any favourites there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stuyvesant Luxury Length were the best fags ever. And not for poofs. And it explained that he invented New York on the packet. You can’t beat a white-tipped ciggie for sophistication and elegance. I met my beautiful wife over a packet of 10 Consulate in ‘93.. Bar Madrid on Dean Street. Edited September 17, 2023 by Frank https://stopthetories.vote/about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You can’t beat a white-tipped ciggie for sophistication and elegance. I met my beautiful wife over a packet of 10 Consulate in ‘93.. Bar Madrid on Dean Street. Didn't know you're a smoker Frank, I've recently given up and feel so much better for it, I've given up alcohol as well and I was wondering what you thought about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Didn't know you're a smoker Frank, I've recently given up and feel so much better for it, I've given up alcohol as well and I was wondering what you thought about it. I only pull on the occasional bbc these days, Raasters. I stopped drinking for 6 months and was more suicidal than usual. Do you know why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I only pull on the occasional bbc these days, Raasters. I stopped drinking for 6 months and was more suicidal than usual. Do you know why? We're making progress, Frank. You're spelling my name with a capital R, and showing respect. I'm sorry to hear you were more suicidal than usual, tell me why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I only pull on the occasional bbc these days, Raasters. I stopped drinking for 6 months and was more suicidal than usual. Do you know why? Big Black Cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Big Black Cock? Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Frank said: Yep Word of warning…don’t try it with our kid. Ye get me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 12/09/2023 at 20:25, Ape™️ said: She sounds ghastly. Is there any way you could simply kill her? @Frank has got a whiff of the leader board. Have you noticed the spike in his output lately? Could he be more blatant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Frank has got a whiff of the leader board. Have you noticed the spike in his output lately? Could he be more blatant? It's not a comfortable position, being above Frank on the leaderboard, DC. What with me having such a massive schlong, I fear he may reach up and make a grab for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's not a comfortable position, being above Frank on the leaderboard, DC. What with me having such a massive schlong, I fear he may reach up and make a grab for it. I’ve just warned him, Raas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve just warned him, Raas. Cheers, I fear that man is capable of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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