Hammer of Cunts Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: The Rangie is unique among older 4x4s Especially with the extra ventilation when the back window falls out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 12 hours ago, southerncunt said: We have a saying here Eric. If you want to go bush, take a Land Rover. If you want to come back, take a Land Cruiser. Hilux is truly impossible to kill, but I still like the old Rovers. Astonishing off road until they shit themselves one way or another. The Rangie is unique among older 4x4s by actually being decent to drive on the road. Plus the 3.5 V8 sounds almost as good as a Stag. The Stag was a beautiful pig. I did some MOT work on one years ago when my dad was still restoring and fixing cars. It was a never ending rabbit hole of problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where do the Defenders leak water? I’ve used them but not owned one. The scuttle to bulkhead seam looks likely, which would mean footwell puddles. I had a nearside footwell puddle in my old Landy 90 and an even bigger one on the driver's side on the 'newer' one, leaking rainwater through various seals between the side panels and hard roof. Amazingly, I was never able to quite pinpoint the exact leak or leaks, and I was lucky that I sold it during a heatwave, though by that time the water had stained part of the interior. It was originally a truck (open top) Defender 90, which probably had a whole lot to do with the cause of the drips, making their way via gravity to the footwell. That said, the rubber window seals were such shit quality I believe they are the cause of many infamous leaks. I had mine replaced by Exmoor Trim (local to where I live and a great little specialist company to deal with), who also put new sponges & seat cover on the original seats (it's good to keep everything original), as well as giving the door mechanics a spray of oil. I miss my Defender, in a still being in love with a woman you just can't live with sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I had a nearside footwell puddle in my old Landy 90 and an even bigger one on the driver's side on the 'newer' one, leaking rainwater through various seals between the side panels and hard roof. Amazingly, I was never able to quite pinpoint the exact leak or leaks, and I was lucky that I sold it during a heatwave, though by that time the water had stained part of the interior. It was originally a truck (open top) Defender 90, which probably had a whole lot to do with the cause of the drips, making their way via gravity to the footwell. That said, the rubber window seals were such shit quality I believe they are the cause of many infamous leaks. I had mine replaced by Exmoor Trim (very local to where I live and a great little specialist company to deal with), who also put new sponges & seat cover on the original seats (it's good to keep everything original), as well as giving the door mechanics a spray of oil. I miss my Defender, in a still being in love with a woman you just can't live with sort of way. My god you're wet. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Frank said: My god you're wet. Fucking hell. This is a topic about 4x4s, obviously. So in spite of discussing the Bosch fuel injectors on your car the other day, I'm fairly certain the only thing you've sprayed with oil recently is the Edward Green shop assistant's cock, you catty little toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 50 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I had a nearside footwell puddle in my old Landy 90 and an even bigger one on the driver's side on the 'newer' one, leaking rainwater through various seals between the side panels and hard roof. Amazingly, I was never able to quite pinpoint the exact leak or leaks, and I was lucky that I sold it during a heatwave, though by that time the water had stained part of the interior. It was originally a truck (open top) Defender 90, which probably had a whole lot to do with the cause of the drips, making their way via gravity to the footwell. That said, the rubber window seals were such shit quality I believe they are the cause of many infamous leaks. I had mine replaced by Exmoor Trim (local to where I live and a great little specialist company to deal with), who also put new sponges & seat cover on the original seats (it's good to keep everything original), as well as giving the door mechanics a spray of oil. I miss my Defender, in a still being in love with a woman you just can't live with sort of way. Water ingress has been a bane of motoring for its entire history. To be perfectly honest, if B&Q can supply a shed which is entirely waterproof for £500 quid, and monocled inbreds we’re building submersible vehicles in the late 19th century… was it too much to ask that some of the worlds best mechanical engineers couldn’t build a watertight monocoque by at least the 1980s? Too busy designing electronic gizmos for easily pleased spastics or driver assistance shite for dimlos that can’t drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Water ingress has been a bane of motoring for its entire history. To be perfectly honest, if B&Q can supply a shed which is entirely waterproof for £500 quid, and monocled inbreds we’re building submersible vehicles in the late 19th century… was it too much to ask that some of the worlds best mechanical engineers couldn’t build a watertight monocoque by at least the 1980s? Too busy designing electronic gizmos for easily pleased spastics or driver assistance shite for dimlos that can’t drive. In the case of the Defender 90 or 110, I suppose they were made for farmers and people who worked outdoors, so they were going to get wet anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: In the case of the Defender 90 or 110, I suppose they were made for farmers and people who worked outdoors, so they were going to get wet anyway. You underestimate the power of built-in obsolescence which in the case of anything made in Britain should be multiplied a thousand times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You underestimate the power of built-in obsolescence which in the case of anything made in Britain should be multiplied a thousand times. If ever there was a sentence in which a dull fucking cunt was attempting to portray themself as more intelligent and well-read than they really are, this is it. Either that or your native tongue isn't British. Are you Polish or other Slavic? It's only that your post - like many of your posts - appears as though it's been pieced together with a dictionary/thesaurus & fine-tuned in Google translate. You're as natural as Katie Price's cunt hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If ever there was a sentence in which a dull fucking cunt was attempting to portray themself as more intelligent and well-read than they really are, this is it. Either that or your native tongue isn't British. Are you Polish or other Slavic? It's only that your post - like many of your posts - appears as though it's been pieced together with a dictionary/thesaurus & fine-tuned in Google translate. You're as natural as Katie Price's cunt hair. I am the straight man to your anal humour and witty repostes. 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am the straight man to your anal humour and witty repostes. 🤪 No, you're an absolute fucking idiot. If this is the standard you bring to the site, there's little point in you being here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 On 28/08/2023 at 17:45, Cunty BigBollox said: The best Range Rover I ever saw was parked in a field near Rettendon. The interior was to die for. Sshhhh Drew. Eric will write an essay on what calibre bullets were used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No, you're an absolute fucking idiot. If this is the standard you bring to the site, there's little point in you being here. And it's this sort of childish acrimony and bullying in The Corner which has killed this site😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: And it's this sort of childish acrimony and bullying in The Corner which has killed this site😭 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Useless, pointless, boring fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Wolfie said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Useless, pointless, boring fucking prick. Talking about heat are you on at Lakeside this year you fucking loser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Talking about heat are you on at Lakeside this year you fucking loser? Another darts quip. Brilliant. Seriously, if the site's already dead in your eyes, then why not permanently disappear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: My god you're wet. Fucking hell. Armitage Shanks should name a bidet after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Useless, pointless, boring fucking prick. At least he doesn't spend all his CC time arguing with Roops, you pompous cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Armitage Shanks should name a bidet after him. Lol, I know my recent comment about your sycophantic tendencies hit the mark because you've joined forces with wanker Frank almost immediately - right on cue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Wolfie said: Lol, I know my recent comment about your sycophantic tendencies hit the mark because you've joined forces with wanker Frank - right on cue. How have I joined forces with him? Take your cue, and shove it up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How have I joined forces with him? Take your cue, and shove it up your arse. You know precisely what I meant, slimebag. One minute your responding to my posts, then next you're on the attack. Christ, the only person seemingly more stupid here than you this evening is dim Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Sshhhh Drew. Eric will write an essay on what calibre bullets were used. Eley Number 8 game cartridges. Brief enough you glowing bollocked goose fiddler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: And it's this sort of childish acrimony and bullying in The Corner which has killed this site😭 Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Armitage Shanks should name a bidet after him. There's something about that kipper that needs to be bullied... like a snot-nosed weak schoolboy with a bowl cut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You know precisely what I meant, slimebag. One minute your responding to my posts, then next you're on the attack. Christ, the only person seemingly more stupid here than you this evening is dim Harry. 'Slimebag'?? FFS, it's this level of cutting prose that has the site on its arse. You fucking useless wanker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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