Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've got an idea Withers, as you hate everybody... Why not create a French 'Cunts Corner' and fuck off from here. Lol. Now that is a brilliant idea. As I am constantly reminded, on here, that the French are all cunts, it should go very well. Frank, being bilingual, will be the moderator. You're welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Now that is a brilliant idea. As I am constantly reminded, on here, that the French are all cunts, it should go very well. Frank, being bilingual, will be the moderator. You're welcome. I absolutely hate the French, Withers, I think I've made that more than clear over the years. But much in the same way as I feel about Drew, I've got a grudging respect for a people who so unashamedly revel in their status as a nation full of absolute fucking cunts. Never change, you snitching, obsequious little weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I absolutely hate the French, Withers, I think I've made that more than clear over the years. But much in the same way as I feel about Drew, I've got a grudging respect for a people who so unashamedly revel in their status as a nation full of absolute fucking cunts. Never change, you snitching, obsequious little weasel. Can you give us your opinion of the Germans without mentioning the War? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can you give us your opinion of the Germans without mentioning the War? I like their 1930s Anti-miscegenation laws in relation to the Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 Just now, Decimus said: I like their 1930's Anti-miscegenation laws in relation to the Jews. Can you give your opinion of the Germans without mentioning the Jews? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Can you give your opinion of the Germans without mentioning the Jews? I liked their actions at Oradour-sur-Glane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Not fucking yet I'm not, by any definition of the term. What a stupid cunt I am. Obviously I meant council employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 On 20/08/2023 at 23:35, Frank said: Gently persuaded to share his own recipe followed by a heart attack trying to defend its authenticity. He never recovered from that. I miss him. Poor Alfie .. I miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 16 hours ago, Zev said: A job well done. Give 'em a pay rise! 🚁 There was a model helicopter hovering by my window the other day .. it had red rotor tips and the smell of polystyrene glue was overwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Decimus said: I absolutely hate the French, Withers, I think I've made that more than clear over the years. But much in the same way as I feel about Drew, I've got a grudging respect for a people who so unashamedly revel in their status as a nation full of absolute fucking cunts. Never change, you snitching, obsequious little weasel. One thing I like about the frogs is that they aren't scared to take to the streets to say "non" if they don't like something. This is brave because they are up against water cannons and a police force that isn't worried about kicking the shit out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: One thing I like about the frogs is that they aren't scared to take to the streets to say "non" if they don't like something. This is brave because they are up against water cannons and a police force that isn't worried about kicking the shit out of you. My farming cousins are (or were) mostly hard right tories and mocked the French peasant farmers .. none of my cousins owned what would be classed as large farm. I think the largest farm was about 150 acres (actually similar to the size of farms that many of these French peasant farmers own. I did point out to my cousins that these froggies took no nonsense from anyone and many of them were raging communists, were respected and got a far better deal than did my whinging cousins .. I also pointed out that most of those hoorays Henries and Gemmas who turned up at the regular blood fests (fox hunts) thought that they were uneducated oafs and would not piss on them if they were on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is brave because they are up against water cannons and a police force that isn't worried about kicking the shit out of you. It's also usually the first time for most of the stinking apes that they experience a good wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: One thing I like about the frogs is that they aren't scared to take to the streets to say "non" if they don't like something. This is brave because they are up against water cannons and a police force that isn't worried about kicking the shit out of you. They're not all cunts (well in this respect). They have a palate partial to some week-old roadkill, as do I so cut them some slack you bitter old bastards and embrace the culture of smoking Gitanes, dead squirrels, hairy arsed women and a police force clubbing you to death for as much as protesting about the age of retirement. Just say Non and take to the streets if you're British and watch the filth kettle you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: There was a model helicopter hovering by my window the other day .. it had red rotor tips and the smell of polystyrene glue was overwhelming. @Decimus is stalking you, again! Close your curtains, or buy an air-rifle and shoot his cunting drone out of the skies. 🚁🔥 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: middle aged council worker 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Not fucking yet I'm not, by any definition of the term. @Decimusmight possibly be right about the former, but absolutely right about the latter, sat in his little office, constantly monitoring CC to see if gets any 'likes' or mentions. And the cunt expects to be paid. Fuckin' outrageous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 19 minutes ago, Zev said: @Decimusmight possibly be right about the former, but absolutely right about the latter, sat in his little office, constantly monitoring CC to see if gets any 'likes' or mentions. And the cunt expects to be paid. Fuckin' outrageous! Yes, I'm pretty sure that point was covered in my response, 8 fucking hours ago!! Denser than Osmium cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 24 minutes ago, Zev said: @Decimusmight possibly be right about the former, but absolutely right about the latter, sat in his little office, constantly monitoring CC to see if gets any 'likes' or mentions. And the cunt expects to be paid. Fuckin' outrageous! Zev, I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the last pooper scooper job I sent ya. However another ones turned up... https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=e952179c05abd359&from=serp&prevUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fq-pooper-scooper-jobs.html I'll personally chip in towards your flight costs to the USA (it's the United States of America, Zev, despite the job title, it doesn't mean 'Unlimited Shit Available). Get in there quick old chap, and let me know if you were successful. Lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, I'm pretty sure that point was covered in my response, 8 fucking hours ago!! Denser than Osmium cunt. Are you still Pudsey Bear on weekends? I seem to recall that you had a fairly vehement hatred of child abusers, which to be honest with you is your only redeeming feature. If you are you'll be interested to know that he thinks that Myra Hindley's prison sentence was "overly harsh." I wouldn't be surprised if the vicious little cunt is penpals with Baby P's mother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Zev, I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the last pooper scooper job I sent ya. However another ones turned up... https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=e952179c05abd359&from=serp&prevUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fq-pooper-scooper-jobs.html I'll personally chip in towards your flight costs to the USA (it's the United States of America, Zev, despite the job title, it doesn't mean 'Unlimited Shit Available). Get in there quick old chap, and let me know if you were successful. Lol. Don't you ever wish you were even slightly amusing? Never mind, at least you got a like from your most obviously sycophantic chum, maybe he's trying to sweet-talk you for some ganja, so he can impress the boys club with his tales of another fantasy 'lost weekend' while the wife and kids are away. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, I'm pretty sure that point was covered in my response, 8 fucking hours ago!! Denser than Osmium cunt. It's always wise to make sure you're fully understood, thanks for your input. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Zev, I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the last pooper scooper job I sent ya. However another ones turned up... https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=e952179c05abd359&from=serp&prevUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fq-pooper-scooper-jobs.html I'll personally chip in towards your flight costs to the USA (it's the United States of America, Zev, despite the job title, it doesn't mean 'Unlimited Shit Available). Get in there quick old chap, and let me know if you were successful. Lol. Note it emphasises 'must love dogs'. I fuckingwell hope you're a good liar, @Zev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Note it emphasises 'must love dogs'. I fuckingwell hope you're a good liar, @Zev Indeed, he'll end up becoming the Lucy Letby of the poop scooping industry. Let's hope that their internal investigation team is more adept than its NHS equivalent. Leaving a trail of dead dogs with cum-splattered, ruptured arseholes all over his daily route should raise some fairly obvious red flags, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Indeed, he'll end up becoming the Lucy Letby of the poop scooping industry. Let's hope that their internal investigation team is more adept than its NHS equivalent. Leaving a trail of dead dogs with cum-splattered, ruptured arseholes all over his daily route should raise some fairly obvious red flags, though. Once they see his surname, he'll undergo US legal proceedings with a kike attorney and judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Indeed, he'll end up becoming the Lucy Letby of the poop scooping industry. Let's hope that their internal investigation team is more adept than its NHS equivalent. Leaving a trail of dead dogs with cum-splattered, ruptured arseholes all over his daily route should raise some fairly obvious red flags, though. Out of likes, Wolfie. Although I daren't mention the L word whilst Avi is lurking around. Apparently you and I are obsessed with them, which is probably why we're renowned for saving a screen shot and posting it after appearing on the LB in fourth place six years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 22, 2023 Report Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Zev said: It's always wise to make sure you're fully understood, thanks for your input. Be under no illusions, I only tolerate your existence because you seem to rattle Dickless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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