Dave Umbongo Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 Minding my own business watching Coronation Street to get an insight of how Northern scum like Snowy lives, while eating my gammon, egg, chips & beans tea with copious amount of Heinz tomato ketchup when up pops an advert running on about Tampax Flowcast which is presented like a weather forecast talking about women pissing different amounts of blood out of their fannies. It's put me right off my tea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Minding my own business watching Coronation Street to get an insight of how Northern scum like Snowy lives, while eating my gammon, egg, chips & beans tea with copious amount of Heinz tomato ketchup when up pops an advert running on about Tampax Flowcast which is presented like a weather forecast talking about women pissing different amounts of blood out of their fannies. It's put me right off my tea. You watch Coronation Street all the time and you always have. Which was acceptable when Hilda Ogden and Ena Sharples were in it, but now it’s unacceptable because it’s all queers and darkies. Stop it now and stream something from the 80s or you’re gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: while eating my gammon, egg, chips & beans tea You absolute fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Minding my own business watching Coronation Street to get an insight of how Northern scum like Snowy lives, while eating my gammon, egg, chips & beans tea with copious amount of Heinz tomato ketchup when up pops an advert running on about Tampax Flowcast which is presented like a weather forecast talking about women pissing different amounts of blood out of their fannies. It's put me right off my tea. So you’ve finally got a TV? Don’t forget to buy a licence tomorrow morning when you’re down at the precinct stocking up on refreshments. The Post Office is next door to Bargain Booze and shuts at 6 o’clock incase you have a late one tonight and don’t have a clue who you are, where you are or what you’re doing when you come out of your coma tomorrow. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: You absolute fucking cunt. Fuck off and tell us where Wayne Philpott is, you cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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