Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: Are they the ones with the funny shaped pink snouts and the beady eyes? Yeah. They’re friendly little fuckers. Not very aggressive and ok with kids apparently. Never had one but the ones I’ve seen have all been well behaved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah. They’re friendly little fuckers. Not very aggressive and ok with kids apparently. Never had one but the ones I’ve seen have all been well behaved. They don't seem too aggressive from what I've seen. Personally I'd have one of these cuties lol. Would love a big springy African wild cat (Serval). I'd get it to wear a waistcoat and a top hat and talk in a funny voice like a Disney cartoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: They don't seem too aggressive from what I've seen. Personally I'd have one of these cuties lol. Would love a big springy African wild cat (Serval). I'd get it to wear a waistcoat and a top hat and talk in a funny voice like a Disney cartoon. That’s a weird cat. I like Bengals though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That’s a weird cat. I like Bengals though. Don't they kill people using lances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Don't they kill people using lances? Don’t be fucking stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Thanks for proving the point I was making with such breakneck speed. Idiot. If only you would break yours...., while vigorously sucking Apes cock like a mongrel eating tripe, probably. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If only you would break yours...., while vigorously sucking Apes cock like a mongrel eating tripe, probably. Old Rosie this evening, wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You and Ape are about as amusing as a Chuckle Brother, the dead one. Fuck off. Oh, and by the way, Quentin Tarantino wants to make Reservoir Dogs 3 and he wants you to play Mr Magnolia. Fuck off again. 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Should 'have' you stupid fucking dickhead. You dad should of (sic) pulled out. 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You tosspot, slimebag. You could be one of the best on here too, like me and @Frank if you weren't such a wet lettuce with your gimp-like shadow, Ape This is fucking priceless. You really are the gift that keeps on drinking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, LastoftheMullets said: They don't seem too aggressive from what I've seen. Personally I'd have one of these cuties lol. Would love a big springy African wild cat (Serval). I'd get it to wear a waistcoat and a top hat and talk in a funny voice like a Disney cartoon. Good evening, Reptile. What a beautiful animal, seriously. If you actually owned one, I imagine it'd be the first bit of pussy old enough to be hairy that you'd had in quite some time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is fucking priceless. You really are the gift that keeps on drinking. Evening Gimp. Has Wolfie given you permission to post without sucking his cock first. It's a slippery slope when this level of disrespect is tolerated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Evening Gimp. Has Wolfie given you permission to post without sucking his cock first. It's a slippery slope when this level of disrespect is tolerated. What do you reckon @Ape™️ – last can of daily fridge pack, or Sunday night second? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Evening Gimp. Has Wolfie given you permission to post without sucking his cock first. It's a slippery slope when this level of disrespect is tolerated. I can’t understand why you find it so hard to accept that two people can independently come to the same conclusion: that you’re a fucking idiot. You’ll find that many more people think the same, both on CC and IRL - you just need to ask them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What do you reckon @Ape™️ – last can of daily fridge pack, or Sunday night second? He’s certainly a bit erratic tonight - my guess would be neat spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I can’t understand why you find it so hard to accept that two people can independently come to the same conclusion: that you’re a fucking idiot. You’ll find that many more people think the same, both on CC and IRL - you just need to ask them. Similar to myself and @King Billy when we call @Mrs Roops out for twattery. I disagree with much of his submissions but apparently I’m a sycophant for taking her on. So…same thing innit? Speak up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s certainly a bit erratic tonight - my guess would be neat spirits. He's the sort of cunt who'd hit the Listerine Ultra if the local Spar was closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Similar to myself and @King Billy when we call @Mrs Roops out for twattery. I disagree with much of his submissions but apparently I’m a sycophant for taking her on. So…same thing innit? Speak up. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: What? No idea. I knew that you’d reply pronto though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No idea. I knew that you’d reply pronto though. Clever old you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good evening, Reptile. What a beautiful animal, seriously. If you actually owned one, I imagine it'd be the first bit of pussy old enough to be hairy that you'd had in quite some time. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 48 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Clever old you. That’s twice now…you’re making me blush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: He’s certainly a bit erratic tonight - my guess would be neat spirits. "To me, to you, to me...... Ho, Ho, Ho.......I mean Chuckle, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: Old Rosie this evening, wanker? What's the reckoning that you spend your days sozzled on blackberry or parsnip wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 18 hours ago, LastoftheMullets said: They don't seem too aggressive from what I've seen. Personally I'd have one of these cuties lol. Would love a big springy African wild cat (Serval). I'd get it to wear a waistcoat and a top hat and talk in a funny voice like a Disney cartoon. Christ, that is one smug looking cunt, reminds me of @Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 Another day, another attack to add to the list, cue more canine apologist chest-beating to justify their existence. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/dog-attack-toddler-merseyside-kirkby-b2403921.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 03/09/2023 at 18:19, LastoftheMullets said: https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/13b539o/2_vicious_pitbulls_shot_down_today_in_uk_london/ BANG! and the dirt is gone. Shame they didn't shoot the thick southern slag filming and kick all their bodies into the canal lol. "Aw he wouldn't urt a fing!" as it's ripping someone's face off or killing a poor cat. Cunts. Are you Barry Scott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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