Guest entitled little cunt Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . They wouldn’t accept it because the car was clearly equipped with a spare wheel at point of sale. Replacing said spare wheel with a corpse is technically a modification and would invalidate any remaining extended warranty agreement that should follow the chain of ownership. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 36 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Fisher Price might take it back if you painted the roof yellow and the rest of it red again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro. Perfect choice for you. A knobby car lol lol lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Anything else that you do because Schofield told you to? Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 37 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro. You should get a Quandt Amphicar 770. It looks like a triumph herald so you’ll be the envy of all the old biddies in Biddeford. And it’s a boat, so you can join Frank on yachting excursions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Reading this nomination, if i was a betting man, then i would bet you're still spoon-feeding. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Couldn't you have gone to the body shop? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 Is it because the windscreen wipers are on the inside you Harvey Price lookalike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 12 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Couldn't you have gone to the body shop? @Penny Farthing did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . Of course he would, the paddy cunt will do anything for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Took my black Audi ( impulsive purchase as I wanted to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever . My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe . Anyway the cunts refused to buy my car .It's all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss. Don't make up catchy words to songs if it's not from the heart . Chris de fucking Burgh wouldn't do that . For fuck sake ELC, I'm sure the lyricist tried hard to get 'We buy any car providing there isn't a rotting corpse in the boot' into the composition. Apart from that, if you want to stand out in a crowd, may I respectfully suggest you set light to yourself, in a Tesco carpark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 @Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You? I actually nominated or commented on this very advert, probably on the Schofield thread. It’s the snarly aggressive attitude on the cunt when someone off camera speaks to him. If the fucking uppity little baboon addressed me in that manner, I’d drag the little jig out of his stolen car and kick his fucking cunt in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You? He should be wearing a fez - looks like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 Next time, get one of those space-saver wives; they won't go so fast but they can get you out of trouble. And some of them have got a red middle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You? I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing. I really really want to hurt it badly. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing. Apparently if you leave 4 jigaboos in a car for long enough, eventually they’ll work out how to drive off and do a drive by shooting. It’s got something to do with the ‘typewriter/best selling novel’ scientific theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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