Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 It’s clear from the cheap formica, general filth and chavvy pedal bin that this is @Frank’s gaff and oft buggered canine friend. The question remains, should these bestiality vigilantes be permitted to force entry because some dog owners have, erm…being forcing an entry. Any thoughts? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-66329603 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s clear from the cheap formica, general filth and chavvy pedal bin that this is @Frank’s gaff and oft buggered canine friend. The question remains, should these bestiality vigilantes be permitted to force entry because some dog owners have, erm…being forcing an entry. Any thoughts? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-66329603 Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Frank said: Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. Was one of you hanging from a chandelier? ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. Did she ask if you had lost weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 Why the fuck is this "news" in the first place? Does this kind of reporting really do much to justify the licence fee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. For the past 22 years I’ve avoided any meals with mother. I’ve tried, but if I’m being brutal, she smells so dreadful that I genuinely gag every time. She died in 2001…38 years late in my opinion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Why the fuck is this "news" in the first place? Does this kind of reporting really do much to justify the licence fee? You're all heart, HoC. Sometimes I'd rather watch this and its legacy (she was returned to her owner) than all the other shite that goes on around the world. I suppose it's a bit like the recent Titan sub distaster – not really news or significant in any way, particularly as most didn't empathise with the plight of 5 billionnaires, but it was newsworthy, because it took your attention from the war in Ukraine, the US & China further falling out, and Harvey Price killing another dog in a rage because he ran out of Snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 15:32, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. For the last 12 years of her life my dear departed mother always took her false teeth out to eat. The shame of her doing that has haunted me for the near 42 years since she died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. What a tolerant woman. I'm surprised she wasn't masturbating to elleviate the boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What a tolerant woman. I'm surprised she wasn't masturbating to elleviate the boredom. Suet pudding cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're all heart, HoC. Sometimes I'd rather watch this and its legacy (she was returned to her owner) than all the other shite that goes on around the world. I suppose it's a bit like the recent Titan sub distaster – not really news or significant in any way, particularly as most didn't empathise with the plight of 5 billionnaires, but it was newsworthy, because it took your attention from the war in Ukraine, the US & China further falling out, and Harvey Price killing another dog in a rage because he ran out of Snickers. I think Harvey should be allowed pet dogs. A couple of 4 year old military police Dobermans would do. Paranoid ones. That might teach the cunt some respect for animals. Which his mother clearly lacks too. Despite her publicity stunts with horses covered in pink glitter. Twisted fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. Happy news…for the sausage dog, not so much. Is your eldest a natural blonde? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-66335986 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: For the late 12 years of her life my dear departed mother always took her false teeth out to eat. The shame of her doing that has haunted me for the near 42 years since she died. Lucky you didn’t have any other family to laugh at your shame at least. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: For the late 12 years of her life my dear departed mother always took her false teeth out to eat. At least, unlike you she probably sat down to piss as I’m assuming she had a real vagina and not a huge swinging cock like her son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 4, 2023 Report Share Posted August 4, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 15:32, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. Kill your self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 4, 2023 Report Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Kill your self Far from being the master manipulator that he claims to be, he's about as thin skinned and transparent as his own repeatedly stitched-up, perianal skin. He claims to have my best interests at heart by trying to discourage my current Jew baiting campaign against our very own Longford, beast defending Kike, @Zev. But if he was truly bothered about my value for entertainment quotient, he'd clearly see that the fiddler's friend on the roof is about to absolutely fucking blow. Speculation aside, back in the day he would have piled on for the sake of entertainment and my own reputation which he claims to think so highly of. The truth of the matter nowadays is that he's so fucking redundant, he wouldn't have the first clue on how to go about engendering a monumental breakdown, even when the target is an easily angered little fucking gimp such as R-Soles. @Frank you're now no better than a Snatch or an Alfie. Don't ever darken my door again by quoting or referring to me via the @ sign. You're fucking finished here and I won't stop until you go the way of Stickers and Quincy, a Roops induced damnatio memoriae which will eradicate all evidence of your substandard, absolute fucking shit for all future generations to come. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Far from being the master manipulator that he claims to be, he's about as thin skinned and transparent as his own repeatedly stitched-up, perianal skin. He claims to have my best interests at heart by trying to discourage my current Jew baiting campaign against our very own Longford, beast defending Kike, @Zev. But if he was truly bothered about my value for entertainment quotient, he'd clearly see that the fiddler's friend on the roof is about to absolutely fucking blow. Speculation aside, back in the day he would have piled on for the sake of entertainment and my own reputation which he claims to think so highly of. The truth of the matter nowadays is that he's so fucking redundant, he wouldn't have the first clue on how to go about engendering a monumental breakdown, even when the target is an easily angered little fucking gimp such as R-Soles. @Frank you're now no better than a Snatch or an Alfie. Don't ever darken my door again by quoting or referring to me via the @ sign. You're fucking finished here and I won't stop until you go the way of Stickers and Quincy, a Roops induced damnatio memoriae which will eradicate all evidence of your substandard, absolute fucking shit for all future generations to come. Shot to pieces. https://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/about-aa/the-12-steps-of-aa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 15:32, Frank said: Last night at supper I was obliged to sit opposite my mother and watch her masticate. I've avoided it for over thirty years. Her mouth has, in fact, turned entirely upside down. Thought you was dead Frank? Never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Far from being the master manipulator that he claims to be, he's about as thin skinned and transparent as his own repeatedly stitched-up, perianal skin. He claims to have my best interests at heart by trying to discourage my current Jew baiting campaign against our very own Longford, beast defending Kike, @Zev. But if he was truly bothered about my value for entertainment quotient, he'd clearly see that the fiddler's friend on the roof is about to absolutely fucking blow. Speculation aside, back in the day he would have piled on for the sake of entertainment and my own reputation which he claims to think so highly of. The truth of the matter nowadays is that he's so fucking redundant, he wouldn't have the first clue on how to go about engendering a monumental breakdown, even when the target is an easily angered little fucking gimp such as R-Soles. @Frank you're now no better than a Snatch or an Alfie. Don't ever darken my door again by quoting or referring to me via the @ sign. You're fucking finished here and I won't stop until you go the way of Stickers and Quincy, a Roops induced damnatio memoriae which will eradicate all evidence of your substandard, absolute fucking shit for all future generations to come. Without @Frank and @Zev you would be nothing .. just an empty shell.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: an empty shell.. Actually, he's quite full...of himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Zev said: Actually, he's quite full...of himself. Sensitivity to criticism, mistreatment of others, lack of remorse, sense of entitlement... ...Are you calling me Jewish? Lolololololololololol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 7, 2023 Report Share Posted August 7, 2023 On 05/08/2023 at 15:59, Decimus said: Sensitivity to criticism, mistreatment of others, lack of remorse, sense of entitlement... ...Are you calling me Jewish? Lolololololololololol. Fuck off. Looks like I hit the bullseye 😭 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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