Miles Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: A brief period on the leaderboard, purely as a result of many people not bothering to post (due to the existence of cunts like you), seems to have gone to your head. You fucking idiot. You OK Babes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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and Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not wanted here. Pack up your shit, both figurative and literal, and fuck off out of it. LOL 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Frank, it’s Saturday night and I am watching blankety blank, where do you think it went wrong? I don't know. I went out of my way to replace Frank senior's broken old iPad the other day. You might know that there's no longer an on/off button on the screen. Do you think he could grasp the new swipe-up motion with his gnarly old arthritic finger? No. Does he even know how to re-enter the long wifi password that I Ieft written on a poster-sized note on the wall. No. I don't want to go back to Colindale, Ed. It's full of blacks and other shit that upsets my very being. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 23 minutes ago, Miles said: You OK Babes? Has the cunt of cunts gone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, Frank said: I don't know. I went out of my way to replace Frank senior's broken old iPad the other day. You might know that there's no longer an on/off button on the screen. Do you think he could grasp the new swipe-up motion with his gnarly old arthritic finger? No. Does he even know how to re-enter the long wifi password that I Ieft written on a poster-sized note on the wall. No. I don't want to go back to Colindale, Ed. It's full of blacks and other shit that upsets my very being. Does that gnarly old arthritic finger have accrss to online banking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Does that gnarly old arthritic finger have accrss to online banking? I beat an Android phone to death because the screen kept blanking out whilst I was attempting to top up my account .. iPhones and iPads are crap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Does that gnarly old arthritic finger have accrss to online banking? No. The thing is covered in bits, H. Food and skin and fucking bits. The history is always chocka with porn, and he won't accept a cleaner who's not English. I don't know who to turn to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Has the cunt of cunts gone? Winky Wanky seems to have gone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 I'm fairly far into a bottle of Laphroaig and the below is sounding pretty good right now. But seriously, S Le Bon's lower-half garb? Christing hell. It's at a time like this we need the opinion of someone who's collection of socks is probably worth more than @Eddie's art stockpile... @Frank? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Frank, it’s Saturday night and I am watching blankety blank, where do you think it went wrong? When they hired Lily Savage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 @and said: "To commemorate topping the leader board, I thought I'd give myself a fanfare. I dedicate this momentous occasion to my fellow cunts. Thank you, I couldn't have done it without you." You thoroughbred fucking prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Just now, Wolfie said: @and said: "To commemorate topping the leader board, I thought I'd give myself a fanfare. I dedicate this momentous occasion to my fellow cunts. Thank you, I couldn't have done it without you." You thoroughbred fucking prick. I’ve been on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 36 minutes ago, Frank said: No. The thing is covered in bits, H. Food and skin and fucking bits. The history is always chocka with porn, and he won't accept a cleaner who's not English. I don't know who to turn to. He seems to be the salt of the earth with a magnetic aura. You have to fly, even if this means leaving him in a pool of his own faeces and urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 On 07/09/2024 at 21:33, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve been on it. What's more is he's taken a profile screen grab of his new score when at its peak, superseding the old one of a previous joint-first place 18, which remained his highest achievement for a whole fucking decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm fairly far into a bottle of Laphroaig and the below is sounding pretty good right now. But seriously, S Le Bon's lower-half garb? Christing hell. It's at a time like this we need the opinion of someone who's collection of socks is probably worth more than @Eddie's art stockpile... @Frank? Fucking hell, Le Bon looks like he's wearing the Bo Selecta Craig David mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking hell, Le Bon looks like he's wearing the Bo Selecta Craig David mask. Would you say his voice has stood the test of time better than Paul Young’s? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Echt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you say his voice has stood the test of time better than Paul Young’s? Young has somehow managed to retain those sweet vocal cords of his over the years. I saw him at the Jazz Cafe in Camden a few weeks ago, and I'll tell you something, EC, he sounded better than the record! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Just now, Frank said: Young has somehow managed to retain those sweet vocal cords of his over the years. I saw him at the Jazz Cafe in Camden a few weeks ago, and I'll tell you something, EC, he sounded better than the record! Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Yep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, Frank said: Yep. Embarrassing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Embarrassing. I'm not really one to judge, but if I were Paul, I would've probably packed it in 30 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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and Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: @and said: "To commemorate topping the leader board, I thought I'd give myself a fanfare. I dedicate this momentous occasion to my fellow cunts. Thank you, I couldn't have done it without you." You thoroughbred fucking prick. Thanks, I didn't know you cared, it's taken ten years to get this far, now I'm cruising. BTW, do I turn right or left when I leave the airport? Or, should I just get a Uber and let the swarthy cunt find the hotel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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