Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/vQvsP3K Skegness Is that Mrs Roops white toe, bottom right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric believe it or not that’s cass pennant, I was in the gym with him earlier, black cunt. Tell him the white security bloke from the ‘Killer Bitch’ equipment lock-up said hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Eddie said: Ras you black cunt, I’ve had a litre of vodka today, 3 cocktails and god knows how many beers, I’m out with ginger soon for din dins, hope is raining at home Reported 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m everywhere and nowhere baby….. that’s where I’m at… You're always at our Beck and call, eh? Beck and call. Geddit? Oh fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol The latter so, Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 The women's singles finalists today were a rough looking pair of dogs. I'd be surprised if either of them menstruate. And to think I considered Diede de Groot a challenging wank... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 Just now, Cuntybaws said: The women's singles finalists today were a rough looking pair of dogs. I'd be surprised if either of them menstruate. And to think I considered Diede de Groot a challenging wank... Agreed, I thought Tony Adams had transitioned and taken up tennis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The women's singles finalists today were a rough looking pair of dogs. I'd be surprised if either of them menstruate. And to think I considered Diede de Groot a challenging wank... What a match though. Those gals sure earned their millions today with a dazzling display of tennis for an hour or so. 6-4 6-4, twenty games and 11 or 12 of them lost by the server. Novak and the spic will have their work cut out for them for 3 or 4 hours+ tomorrow if they’re hoping to match that display. I honestly feared that todays womens final might have been something of a disappointment when one of the BBC talking heads said after the semi finals ‘Unfortunately we aren’t going to have what we’ve all been hoping for in Saturdays final, a Ukranian player, and it almost came true. How special would that have been?’ So that’s Eurovision and now Wimbledon. Two devastating setbacks in the war against Putin in as many months. I dread to think how many billions it’s going to cost the British taxpayer to get over these colossal strategic defeats? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: I honestly feared that todays womens final might have been something of a disappointment when one of the BBC talking heads said after the semi finals ‘Unfortunately we aren’t going to have what we’ve all been hoping for in Saturdays final, a Ukranian player, and it almost came true. How special would that have been?’ So that’s Eurovision and now Wimbledon. Two devastating setbacks in the war against Putin in as many months. I dread to think how many billions it’s going to cost the British taxpayer to get over these colossal strategic defeats? How many of these tracksuit wearing, box-headed cunts will be heading home when nasty Mr Putin puts his feet up do you reckon? Saying that, most of our exchequer seems to be heading to Kyiv these days, so their best bet would be to board the gravy train heading east. I hope that ungrateful midget cunt was shamed by the words of Ben Wallace, but I doubt the penny grasping cunt took any notice, he is a Jew after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: How many of these tracksuit wearing, box-headed cunts will be heading home when nasty Mr Putin puts his feet up do you reckon? Saying that, most of our exchequer seems to be heading to Kyiv these days, so their best bet would be to board the gravy train heading east. I hope that ungrateful midget cunt was shamed by the words of Ben Wallace, but I doubt the penny grasping cunt took any notice, he is a Jew after all. It’s ‘Kiev’. You should know. Bernard Matthews invented it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s ‘Kiev’. You should know. Bernard Matthews invented it. Reminds me of old 70s ads, notably Nestle's Milky Bar. On that note though, could never understand what the "nougah" was in the Mars bar. Well it wasn't nougat anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Reminds me of old 70s ads, notably Nestle's Milky Bar. On that note though, could never understand what the "nougah" was in the Mars bar. Well it wasn't nougat anyway. Nuggit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nuggit Bet when DC reads that he'll think it's a chewy treat for a golly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nuggit Nigglet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 I’m still reeling from the sight of Annabelle Croft in a Laura Ashley frock. I thought she was dead, not picking up the crumbs from Sue Barkers’ table. Doing the there-there bit to Jabeur at the end you could see the Tunisian’s eyes narrow with the fleeting thought of “yeah? Don’t patronise me love, I could have beaten you if I was under general anaesthetic, fuck off world number two hundred and sixty”. La Croft then had the temerity to utter “we need to have a word about your box” to which the obvious rejoinder might have been “who the fuck are you, Clare Balding?”. Cut to HRH Katie tottering about like an anorexic giraffe to give out a gold dish to the Czech. You could almost see her shudder at the mention of the Venus Rose Water dish. That woman. That fucking woman and her strap on. They’ll cost me this gig one day. Look out for a White Fiat Uno on the drive home, love. And for Christ’s sake don’t be early. Wills is entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 I didn't watch much of this year's championships, however, I'd have put my mortgage on Duckovitch sailing away with victory at 6-1. What a talent this Alcaraz is though, a mk2 Nadal if you like. Also, the women's final comprised the two most ugly and repulsive creatures I've seen for some time. Good God, both were painful to look at. What a pair of Rottweilers. We've been subjected to a Williams-era dominance for some while, and it's only fair we deserve another Chris Evert, Gabriella Sabitini, Anna Kournikova, or Ana Ivanovic. We seem to be entering a new 'ugly' phase of women's tennis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 18 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I didn't watch much of this year's championships, however, I'd have put my mortgage on Duckovitch sailing away with victory at 6-1. What a talent this Alcaraz is though, a mk2 Nadal if you like. Also, the women's final comprised the two most ugly and repulsive creatures I've seen for some time. Good God, both were painful to look at. What a pair of Rottweilers. We've been subjected to a Williams-era dominance for some while, and it's only fair we deserve another Chris Evert, Gabriella Sabitini, Anna Kournikova, or Ana Ivanovic. We seem to be entering a new 'ugly' phase of women's tennis. Tracey fucking Austen would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I didn't watch much of this year's championships, however, I'd have put my mortgage on Duckovitch sailing away with victory at 6-1. What a talent this Alcaraz is though, a mk2 Nadal if you like. Also, the women's final comprised the two most ugly and repulsive creatures I've seen for some time. Good God, both were painful to look at. What a pair of Rottweilers. We've been subjected to a Williams-era dominance for some while, and it's only fair we deserve another Chris Evert, Gabriella Sabitini, Anna Kournikova, or Ana Ivanovic. We seem to be entering a new 'ugly' phase of women's tennis. Steffi Grafs nose used to give me an instant boner and I was only about 9 then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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