Decimus Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, and said: And yet, you married one, and claim, in your younger days, to be some sort of stud/fanny magnet. Probably more of your 'imaginings'. If by stud you mean I've had sex with more than one woman, then I suppose you're correct. I can't recall ever describing myself as a legendary swordsman, though, but any mention of premarital sex is clearly enough to get your blood pressure up. You really are one odd, little puritanical man. Put your fucking Bible down and make me laugh or get the fuck off my site, Quaker boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, and said: And yet, you married one, and claim, in your younger days, to be some sort of stud/fanny magnet. Probably more of your 'imaginings'. Yup, the sickest 'imagination' on CC, without a doubt. The mind boggles about what could be going on inside that cunt's walnut sized brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: If by stud you mean I've had sex with more than one woman, then I suppose you're correct. I can't recall ever describing myself as a legendary swordsman, though, but any mention of premarital sex is clearly enough to get your blood pressure up. You really are one odd, little puritanical man. Put your fucking Bible down and make me laugh or get the fuck off my site, Quaker boy. 'Quaker boy', lol... such is the cereal offender's prolific cataloguing and worship of dog shit. 'ere all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 19 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yup, the sickest 'imagination' on CC, without a doubt. The mind boggles about what could be going on inside that cunt's walnut sized brain. Alicia Silverstone (Clueless, 1995) vs Kristen Stewart (Twilight, 2008)... who's your pick? You filthy fucking borderline cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 31 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yup, the sickest 'imagination' on CC, without a doubt. The mind boggles about what could be going on inside that cunt's walnut sized brain. As you've openly admitted to rubbing your grotty little bullet over barely legal 'women', you have lost any right to cast aspersions on the imaginings of any other cunt on here. The only thing I'm imagining right now is taking a pair of bolt cutters to your bollocks and making you fit and safe to live in civilised society. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 On 01/07/2023 at 19:38, Eric Cuntman said: Bled Perry Arthur Gash 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Arthur Gash Pat Gash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'ere all week. Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Arthur Gash Blob Hewitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Andre on-the-rAgassi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Andre on-the-rAgassi Billie Jam Minge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 35 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Andre on-the-rAgassi Yanick Flowah. (before you accuse me of being non inclusive.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 I don't understand why this is considered a problem. It may not be the most scientific of studies, admittedly, but as someone who has studied the gussets of every fit bird at Wimbledon for over 40 years, often in slow motion, I can categorically state that I have never detected the faintest hint of leakage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't understand why this is considered a problem. It may not be the most scientific of studies, admittedly, but as someone who has studied the gussets of every fit bird at Wimbledon for over 40 years, often in slow motion, I can categorically state that I have never detected the faintest hint of leakage. How long did that arse poster exist before you knew it was a bloke? I only ask because when I was at school, a kid named Tony J*******, came in one Friday morning and declared to thirty or so kids in a classroom that he “would definitely fuck that weird bird out of Culture Club!” I’ve been wary of commenting on media images ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: I don't recall seeing any marches demanding equal opportunity for brickies and miners. You’re very lucky then. I wish I could say the same because I’m seriously regretting buying this fucking house on the main Jarrow to London Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re very lucky then. I wish I could say the same because I’m seriously regretting buying this fucking house on the main Jarrow to London Road. It should have a nice roof. One of that lot was a Tyler. I may have got that wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't understand why this is considered a problem. It may not be the most scientific of studies, admittedly, but as someone who has studied the gussets of every fit bird at Wimbledon for over 40 years, often in slow motion, I can categorically state that I have never detected the faintest hint of leakage. The picture quality of your 14” Decca monochrome portable TV may have something to do with that. Id try replacing the wire coat hanger with an indoor ariel from Poundland. It will definitely improve the picture quality a bit and you’ll be able to hang your duffle coat up in the wardrobe again too. No need to thank me Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How long did that arse poster exist before you knew it was a bloke? I only ask because when I was at school, a kid named Tony J*******, came in one Friday morning and declared to thirty or so kids in a classroom that he “would definitely fuck that weird bird out of Culture Club!” I’ve been wary of commenting on media images ever since. I hope you kicked his fucking stupid fucking cunt in Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: The picture quality of your 14” Decca monochrome portable TV may have something to do with that. Id try replacing the wire coat hanger with an indoor ariel from Poundland. It will definitely improve the picture quality a bit and you’ll be able to hang your duffle coat up in the wardrobe again too. No need to thank me Baws. I had a mains/battery Ferguson portable when I was a teenager. I used to have a ten foot length of dual speaker wire with two ends twisted round the metal pegs on the telly and the other ends hanging out the window. It wouldn’t work with the coat hanger loop it came with. 8 fucking D-cell batteries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I hope you kicked his fucking stupid fucking cunt in Eric. He was a fucking psycho. I wasn’t a wimpy kid by any means but I wouldn’t have scrapped that loony unless I had no choice. He probably would have put a boy George wig on my corpse and bummed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He was a fucking psycho. I wasn’t a wimpy kid by any means but I wouldn’t have scrapped that loony unless I had no choice. He probably would have put a boy George wig on my corpse and bummed it. Did you really want to hurt him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It should have a nice roof. One of that lot was a Tyler. I may have got that wrong. Don’t ever trust a roofer Eric. Always going in about ‘flat roofs’ when any fool can see they actually mean ‘fat poofs’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever trust a roofer Eric. Always going in about ‘flat roofs’ when any fool can see they actually mean ‘fat poofs’. ‘pooves’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a mains/battery Ferguson portable when I was a teenager. I used to have a ten foot length of dual speaker wire with two ends twisted round the metal pegs on the telly and the other ends hanging out the window. It wouldn’t work with the coat hanger loop it came with. 8 fucking D-cell batteries! The boss of Ferguson was murdered by an international hitman who went to school with the boss of Samsung. Coincidence, I don’t think so. Samsung have never officially denied being involved which means they basically admit it. And another weird thing is that no one’s been able to find any photos of the two of them together at school, or planning the hit since it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘pooves’ Only poofs say pooves Eric. It’s the law now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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