Last Cunt Standing Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 I’m no stranger to discussions of a gynaecological nature, in fact I spent too high a proportion of my working life discussing menstrual flow with women of all ages. And a few men. I have to draw the line though at the LTA, who’s big PR drive this year to launch Wimbledon is to permit the XX community (aka “people with a uterus”) to wear dark undershorts, previously banned by the all-white kit policy, in case said Tennisette happens to be shedding the lining of her endometrium during a forehand rally. Presumably these highly paid athletes are well aware that medical science has moved on from handfuls of straw or newspaper down the undercrackers? Believe it or not, medical science can now have a fair stab at controlling, delaying, or indeed stopping monthly bleeding for most women, particularly young athletic types. Surely this would be preferable to the now inevitable whispered commentary among the assembled Home Counties types about which young Russian bit of totty might be on the blob. Those choosing dark shorts might as well be marched on to court by a ball girl ringing a hand bell crying “unclean”. Former female champions presumably had to deal with this issue without coming onto court in thick black “dignity pants”, causing murmurings from the royal box. Chances are Steffi Graf and Billie Jean King were often shaking hands with the Duchess of Kent whilst haemorrhaging. We didn’t need to know then and we don’t need to know now. It puts me right off my strawberries and cream, for one thing. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 Bloody Jean King Jo Dunkie Tampax Shriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody Jean King Jo Dunkie Tampax Shriver When they catch the net it's a lilet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody Jean King Jo Dunkie Tampax Shriver Virginia Wad - she won it for the Queen, you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Virginia Wad - she won it for the Queen, you know. Wonder which brand she inserted in the royal box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Virginia Wad - she won it for the Queen, you know. In a year when no other decent player could be fuckin' arsed to put a shift in 🎾 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 15- love juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 51 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Wonder which brand she inserted in the royal box The 'Meat Royale'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 Bled Perry 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody Jean King Jo Dunkie Tampax Shriver Quim Clijsters Gashleigh Barty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: When they catch the net it's a lilet Game set and snatch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 Emma Radacanucleanupthemessyouvemadeonyourseatwhenthematchends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 Johanna Cuntleak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Johanna Cuntleak Roger Bledonher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: I'd let her mess in my face. Interesting, what do you mean by mess? Piss, blood, shit, or all of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 I bought one of the players chairs from last year, bloodstained it was, i bought it as a period piece 'ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 Just now, Neil said: I bought one of the players chairs from last year, bloodstained it was, i bought it as a period piece 'ere all week How long had you been sniffing and licking it before you discovered that Roger Federer had piles last year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Neil said: I bought one of the players chairs from last year, bloodstained it was, i bought it as a period piece 'ere all week Neil, ya racist cunt. Are you prone to dipping your wick in the red wax? I don't mind myself, as long as she cleans it afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 I did wake up once looking like I'd been 10 rounds with Connor Mcgregor, took me ages to realise I handn't cut myself in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Neil said: I did wake up once looking like I'd been 10 rounds with Connor Mcgregor, took me ages to realise I handn't cut myself in the night. They phackin love it Neil. I haven't with a Red Head though... Does it look the same bloody or not? @Mrs Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Having fought long and hard for equal pay, employment rights and concessions in pretty much every walk of life, wimmin are now relying on biological frailty to claim yet more special privileges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Disgusting creatures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Disgusting creatures. If they piss standing up, it goes all down their legs and in their shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Having fought long and hard for equal pay, employment rights and concessions in pretty much every walk of life, wimmin are now relying on biological frailty to claim yet more special privileges. I don't recall seeing any marches demanding equal opportunity for brickies and miners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Disgusting creatures. And yet, you married one, and claim, in your younger days, to be some sort of stud/fanny magnet. Probably more of your 'imaginings'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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