Mike Hunt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 We'll all be paying for this fucking cunt's lifelong lodgings in HMP. I initially thought "why didn't they save £500k and just shoot the bastard?" but then I remembered he's a fucking great golly and black lives matter more than any other race, don't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 41 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: We'll all be paying for this fucking cunt's lifelong lodgings in HMP. I initially thought "why didn't they save £500k and just shoot the bastard?" but then I remembered he's a fucking great golly and black lives matter more than any other race, don't they. "Mental Health Issues" so it won't be murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Burt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: "Mental Health Issues" so it won't be murder. I hope when the old bill are questioning this murdering cunt they give a good beating & maybe he'll fall out of a very high window accidentally of course. Personally I'd take the cunt out to a remote place and poar acid over the cunt and watch him scream in agony, save the tax payers a shit load of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He did not have a criminal record and was not known to the security services." Would it have made any fuckin' difference if he had/was? It didn't for the Manchester Arena bombers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, and said: Would it have made any fuckin' difference if he had/was? It didn't for the Manchester Arena bombers. Should have been arrested for being caught in possession of black curly hair and thick lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Burt said: I hope when the old bill are questioning this murdering cunt they give a good beating & maybe he'll fall out of a very high window accidentally of course. Personally I'd take the cunt out to a remote place and poar acid over the cunt and watch him scream in agony, save the tax payers a shit load of money. He'll look like Jacko did halfway through his cosmetic surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 22 hours ago, Decimus said: When I was at university I went to an Asda in Nottingham to buy some value vodka and a pack of ten Mayfair. I looked around me and from the staff to the customers to the rats, I was the only white thing anywhere in sight. Coming from a place where seeing a black man in a shop would cause an immediate telephone call to the filth, you can imagine my teenage consternation. Probably the only gay one too, in reality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Probably the only gay one too, in reality. Fucking superb! lol LOL Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fucking superb! lol LOL Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Get a life, you miserable cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fucking superb! lol LOL Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha! A single mention of the word gay and up he pops like Schofield's penis. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: we know major Tom's a junkie You’ve spelled monkey wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Neil said: You spelt 'man' wrong 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Probably the only gay one too, in reality. Fuck me, it's Barry and Paul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, it's Barry and Paul! Neil's the ugly one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: We'll all be paying for this fucking cunt's lifelong lodgings in HMP. I initially thought "why didn't they save £500k and just shoot the bastard?" but then I remembered he's a fucking great golly and black lives matter more than any other race, don't they. The Archbishop of Cunterbury with his usual impeccable sense of timing has stood up in the House of Lords and made a speech in which he stated that George Floyd should and may be deified. Amongst the flow of shite which poured from the cunt following this extraordinary announcement, one of the reasons which helped him come to this position was the ‘historical lack of diversity in the sainthood’. Im all for it tbh and can’t wait for St. Ghengis Khan, St. Pol Pot, St. Idi Amin, St. Mamuar Gadaffi, Richard Ramirez (patron saint of night stalkers). etc. etc. etc. Oh and mustn’t leave out St. Shabir Ahmed of Rotherham (patron St. of child rape) if true diversity is to be achieved. This could be the answer to why the Christian churches are dying out, lack of diversity in the sainthood of course. Welby is a grade A+ cunt and I hope that when the fucking stupid fucking cunt dies soon from bad AIDS or anal and penile Monkeypox (or both probably) that God sends Jesus and his crew down to the pearly gates, proper tooled up, to mercilessly beat seven shades of shit out of the useless woke cunt until he’s dead again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: "Mental Health Issues" so it won't be murder. Hopefully whoever is lucky enough to kill you soon will be rewarded for ‘justifiable freakicide’ or at worst be cautioned for ‘euthanising an unidentifiable species without a veterinary licence’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Neil's the ugly one. At least I'm still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: The Archbishop of Cunterbury with his usual impeccable sense of timing has stood up in the House of Lords and made a speech in which he stated that George Floyd should and may be deified. That's the news I've been waiting for. Bout time he was defiled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 24 minutes ago, Neil said: At least I'm still alive Unlike all those hitchhikers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Neil's the ugly one. Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: We'll all be paying for this fucking cunt's lifelong lodgings in HMP. I initially thought "why didn't they save £500k and just shoot the bastard?" but then I remembered he's a fucking great golly and black lives matter more than any other race, don't they. I find this one particularly upsetting Mike. Darren Pencille levels of rage going on in my tiny mind. I guess it puts things in perspective... unless of course you find yourself lugging a rat-arsed raspberry relic around a Greek island. How is your good lady? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I find this one particularly upsetting Mike. Darren Pencille levels of rage going on in my tiny mind. I guess it puts things in perspective... unless of course you find yourself lugging a rat-arsed raspberry relic around a Greek island. How is your good lady? Good to hear from you Frank. I honestly don't know how you've managed to retain your residency here so long, what with my post being "particularly" upsetting. Nonetheless, I have since calmed the fuck down thanks. As for my good lady, well no one will believe this, but after a drive to Nottingham (of all places), where she partook of an excess of alcohol, she got out of the car, fell over on her arm and broke it. After 6hrs in A&E she was discharged in a sling, confined to the bedroom and I've been her butler ever since. So that's some more ammo for you to hit me with. Lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Good to hear from you Frank. I honestly don't know how you've managed to retain your residency here so long, what with my post being "particularly" upsetting. Nonetheless, I have since calmed the fuck down thanks. As for my good lady, well no one will believe this, but after a drive to Nottingham (of all places), where she partook of an excess of alcohol, she got out of the car, fell over on her arm and broke it. After 6hrs in A&E she was discharged in a sling, confined to the bedroom and I've been her butler ever since. So that's some more ammo for you to hit me with. Lol. Good work Mike. He was counting on you getting slightly upset, he is now apoplectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 15 hours ago, Decimus said: OU. I lived out the back of a van. Fair play. If memory serves they used to stick OU content out in the middle of the night, I remember waking up to blackboards, beards and polyester slacks after dropping off in front of the snooker. Basically you got your degree if you could successfully program a 1980s Betamax. Did you sell the van to a fat bloke in an Arsenal shirt, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 12 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Good to hear from you Frank. I honestly don't know how you've managed to retain your residency here so long, what with my post being "particularly" upsetting. Nonetheless, I have since calmed the fuck down thanks. As for my good lady, well no one will believe this, but after a drive to Nottingham (of all places), where she partook of an excess of alcohol, she got out of the car, fell over on her arm and broke it. After 6hrs in A&E she was discharged in a sling, confined to the bedroom and I've been her butler ever since. So that's some more ammo for you to hit me with. Lol. Parking ticket? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Parking ticket? Idiot. Blue badge. Yes, she certainly is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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