King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Are you still pissed from last night or have you started early today? Reported for threats of violence. No need for that. I’m not biting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 Listen closely, and you’ll hear pigeons coming home to roost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 On 15/06/2023 at 12:47, Last Cunt Standing said: Listen closely, and you’ll hear pigeons coming home to roost. B..b...bb.bbb..but the bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 On 14/06/2023 at 07:40, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck off, or I'll knock your teeth out - I have an Allen key, you know. How would you remove @Ape™️'s choppers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: How would you remove @Ape™️'s choppers? Fuck off, you relentlessly-idiotic old witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, you relentlessly-idiotic old witch. Good Evening Mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 58 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: How would you remove @Ape™️'s choppers? His choppers?? 100% pure acetone to dissolve the polystyrene cement, probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, you relentlessly-idiotic old witch. I wouldn't get away with speaking to my mum like that. What's your secret? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: His choppers?? 100% pure acetone to dissolve the polystyrene cement, probably. 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wouldn't get away with speaking to my mum like that. What's your secret? And so it begins… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And so it begins… Sound the deja fucking vu klaxon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sound the deja fucking vu klaxon! Indeed, along with the stupid drunken fucking cunt klaxon, that I use to herald the start old big bollocks’ weekend post output. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sound the deja fucking vu klaxon! Have we not heard that before?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 As you're all probably just starting your tea, just try and picture this. About 9 months ago that hair-brained fucking oaf of an ex-prime-minister was atop Carrie giving her what for, before the sweaty mass shot his love yoghurt. Bon appetit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As you're all probably just starting your tea Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew? No, I'm not Northern I've just been dragged up in a household that has breakfast, dinner and tea. What's your fucking point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No, I'm not Northern I've just been dragged up in a household that has breakfast, dinner and tea. What's your fucking point? I think he was implying that anything marked ‘Tetley’s’ in your house, is more likely to be beer than a tannin rich Chinese infusion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he was implying that anything marked ‘Tetley’s’ in your house, is more likely to be beer than a tannin rich Chinese infusion. It's a fucking bungalow. How many more times. FFS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 11/07/2023 at 18:00, Cunty BigBollox said: As you're all probably just starting your tea In your house this is usually a tin of special brew swiftly followed by half a dozen more, you useless piss head 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In your house this is usually a tin of special brew swiftly followed by half a dozen more, you useless piss head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: He dresses like Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: The chances of a paralytic Drew scaling a ladder to reach the roof of his grotty prefab shithole are pretty slim. Chuck a 24 slab of White Lightening up there however, he’d be up like a rat up a drainpipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 13, 2023 Report Share Posted July 13, 2023 So what’s on this missing mobile phone that Boris is running the risk of a Contempt charge for anyway? I’ll open the bidding at badly coded instructions from his FSB handler, and a muff shot of Nadine Dorries. Perhaps The Sun could turn their investigative spotlight on the situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2023 Report Share Posted July 13, 2023 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So what’s on this missing mobile phone that Boris is running the risk of a Contempt charge for anyway? I’ll open the bidding at badly coded instructions from his FSB handler, and a muff shot of Nadine Dorries. Perhaps The Sun could turn their investigative spotlight on the situation? I wouldn’t mind the Nadine Dorries dirty picture collection. She reminds me of Carol Jackson. (Sorry @Eddie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 13, 2023 Report Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 18:35, camberwell gypsy said: Some say she was actually better looking after the horse trashed her face That's just horse-say 🐴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 13, 2023 Report Share Posted July 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So what’s on this missing mobile phone that Boris is running the risk of a Contempt charge for anyway? That would be the phone with the pictures that Huw Edwards was coughing-up £35K for. 📱📸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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