and Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: retarded cunt incapable of original thought That's a bit fuckin' rich, coming from the Poundshop @Frank LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, and said: That's a bit fuckin' rich, coming from the Poundshop @Frank LOL Look at the LTP stats if you're capable of counting without your fingers, I think it's clear who is the cheaper version of whom. Frank's existence these days is limited to propping up the various site freaks and outcasts, and he can't even manage that competently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Decimus said: You seriously are one little weird pervert who needs to be watched extremely closely. I’ve just realised that my classic reimagining of Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky starring Jazz seems to have vanished from the archives. I may rework it for Carl at some point if anyone is interested? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 BIKE 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.) Twas orgid and the evil Sway Perlubrified his horn, And whambled off three times a day While looking at his porn. But then one day he heard a sound That got his cock a swellin’, And lust envopped him at a bound, It was - a little Ellen! He sprungled out without a care, He lecherpelped and then, He grasped her by her ravened hair, And whooshed her to his den. He tore away her outerprouts, Her hockeylocks as well, Her trainybra was cast aside, And then her scanties fell. At last he had her in the nod, Her whapperjaps exposed, She gulpied down his cockterprod, Which rose and rose and rose. Then with a cataclysmic roar, And one last mighty suck, He came with such tremultuous force, He blew her clean to fuck. Her scarletparts and clittybits, Were mincied in a jiff, But still the Sway was happy, ‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.) Twas orgid and the evil Sway Perlubrified his horn, And whambled off three times a day While looking at his porn. But then one day he heard a sound That got his cock a swellin’, And lust envopped him at a bound, It was - a little Ellen! He sprungled out without a care, He lecherpelped and then, He grasped her by her ravened hair, And whooshed her to his den. He tore away her outerprouts, Her hockeylocks as well, Her trainybra was cast aside, And then her scanties fell. At last he had her in the nod, Her whapperjaps exposed, She gulpied down his cockterprod, Which rose and rose and rose. Then with a cataclysmic roar, And one last mighty suck, He came with such tremultuous force, He blew her clean to fuck. Her scarletparts and clittybits, Were mincied in a jiff, But still the Sway was happy, ‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.) Twas orgid and the evil Sway Perlubrified his horn, And whambled off three times a day While looking at his porn. But then one day he heard a sound That got his cock a swellin’, And lust envopped him at a bound, It was - a little Ellen! He sprungled out without a care, He lecherpelped and then, He grasped her by her ravened hair, And whooshed her to his den. He tore away her outerprouts, Her hockeylocks as well, Her trainybra was cast aside, And then her scanties fell. At last he had her in the nod, Her whapperjaps exposed, She gulpied down his cockterprod, Which rose and rose and rose. Then with a cataclysmic roar, And one last mighty suck, He came with such tremultuous force, He blew her clean to fuck. Her scarletparts and clittybits, Were mincied in a jiff, But still the Sway was happy, ‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. Beautiful, a portrait of Dorian Sway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Reported I should fucking hope so, it’s filth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.) Twas orgid and the evil Sway Perlubrified his horn, And whambled off three times a day While looking at his porn. But then one day he heard a sound That got his cock a swellin’, And lust envopped him at a bound, It was - a little Ellen! He sprungled out without a care, He lecherpelped and then, He grasped her by her ravened hair, And whooshed her to his den. He tore away her outerprouts, Her hockeylocks as well, Her trainybra was cast aside, And then her scanties fell. At last he had her in the nod, Her whapperjaps exposed, She gulpied down his cockterprod, Which rose and rose and rose. Then with a cataclysmic roar, And one last mighty suck, He came with such tremultuous force, He blew her clean to fuck. Her scarletparts and clittybits, Were mincied in a jiff, But still the Sway was happy, ‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. Mrs Roops Administrators http://cuntscorner.com/public/style_extra/team_icons/admin.png 6.2k LocationBetws-Y-Coed Posted February 2, 2017 Frank, you can be dickhead at times, was the work worth the 10 minutes the post was up? 2017 nobhead. Looks like it went down a storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mrs Roops Administrators http://cuntscorner.com/public/style_extra/team_icons/admin.png 6.2k LocationBetws-Y-Coed Posted February 2, 2017 Frank, you can be dickhead at times, was the work worth the 10 minutes the post was up? 2017 nobhead. Looks like it went down a storm. Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Any particular reason for that response @Ape™️ .. are you ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 21 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Any particular reason for that response @Ape™️ .. are you ok? Are you expecting Apey baby to not tell you to fuck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you expecting Apey baby to not tell you to fuck off? It was just a polite question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: It was just a polite question. Here’s another one. Who was the donor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since? I’m glad I wasn’t born. Whatever he had has now gone. Poor cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m glad I wasn’t born. Whatever he had has now gone. Poor cunt. Good, I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: It was just a polite question. OK. Would you mind fucking off please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since? The only thing that would raise a laugh from me, is if I have sight of a certified copy of his death certificate. Preferably with cause of death 'Bad Aids & Cancer', and father 'Unknown' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Here’s another one. Who was the donor? You. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Look at the LTP stats When they said there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics, they forgot to include anything that you said, or will ever say. You're well known for being 'economical with the truth'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.) Twas orgid and the evil Sway Perlubrified his horn, And whambled off three times a day While looking at his porn. But then one day he heard a sound That got his cock a swellin’, And lust envopped him at a bound, It was - a little Ellen! He sprungled out without a care, He lecherpelped and then, He grasped her by her ravened hair, And whooshed her to his den. He tore away her outerprouts, Her hockeylocks as well, Her trainybra was cast aside, And then her scanties fell. At last he had her in the nod, Her whapperjaps exposed, She gulpied down his cockterprod, Which rose and rose and rose. Then with a cataclysmic roar, And one last mighty suck, He came with such tremultuous force, He blew her clean to fuck. Her scarletparts and clittybits, Were mincied in a jiff, But still the Sway was happy, ‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. John Cooper Clarke won't be losing any sleep, but William McGonagall's looking a bit worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You. I knew it…we did a swap. I always wondered why I’m known as ‘needle-dick!’ Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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