Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Great to see you're not taking this too seriously. Gormless fucktard. If you do happen to look up, in between the sucking, careful you don't get crumbs in your eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s been here before and now a newbie has just kicked his vulva in. Lol. Who'd have thought that cheesecake-specialist Fanny Craddock was also a fucking fantasy-clairvoyant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Dick Fiddler said: Siddy boy, I've just come back from the lav, and I've done a watery shite with significant splashback - it's gone all in my arse hair, on the base of my nutsack and a little bit still clings to my pubes even after I've given it the once over with Andrex. Would you like to lick it clean? Wipe it on the grass, it'll save you getting up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Siddy boy, I've just come back from the lav, and I've done a watery shite with significant splashback - it's gone all in my arse hair, on the base of my nutsack and a little bit still clings to my pubes even after I've given it the once over with Andrex. Would you like to lick it clean? 2 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Wipe it on the grass, it'll save you getting up. Now, call each other nonces in the most creative way possible whilst somehow avoiding the cooler and you've passed phase 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Fucking lick it off you gormless slagbag. Is that what you say to all the girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Is that what you say to all the girls? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Great to see you're not taking this too seriously. Gormless fucktard. Fiddler, my lad, never let it be said that Decimus has closed the books. If someone new joins, cock and balls blazing, and with a mind filthier than a sewer rat's dick, I'm more than willing to give them a chance. @Shitpipe Sidwould do well to take a leaf out of your book and cease the beige, watery on-topic shite and show some fucking vim. You're in. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported. S'ok. Punkape is a fuck's-sight more interesting than reading your pathetic "good old days" drivel, and watching newbies queue up to lick your tiny shrivelled inbred Council-whore sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Shitpipe Sid said: S'ok. Punkape is a fuck's-sight more interesting than reading your pathetic "good old days" drivel, and watching newbies queue up to lick your tiny shrivelled inbred Council-whore sack. Yeah! Take down the "old guard"! Always works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah! Take down the "old guard"! Always works. Smokes, let's go. Edited May 28, 2023 by Shitpipe Sid Where was the last lot of booze hidden down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Just now, Shitpipe Sid said: Smokes, let's go. The fucking nerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The fucking nerve. I'm not the one who decorated my bathroom to look like the set from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Yeah! Take down the "old guard"! Always works. Clearly he's some idiot who has attempted the aforementioned impossible task before. The way he's rattling and resorting to the paedo references this early on, I'd guess he's had several IDs that have all ended in tears. He's been middling along doing his own boring shit and keeping out of trouble the past few weeks. But he couldn't help himself today when he thought I was on the ropes after Carl fucking Sway of all people decided to have a pop. He's monumentally fucked now he's got my full attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 That ducky berk is ranting yet again. That's one imbecile with zero self control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Is that what you say to all the girls? Bye bye retard. @Roadkill…you crafty old canny cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Clearly he's some idiot who has attempted the aforementioned impossible task before. The way he's rattling and resorting to the paedo references this early on, I'd guess he's had several IDs that have all ended in tears. He's been middling along doing his own boring shit and keeping out of trouble the past few weeks. But he couldn't help himself today when he thought I was on the ropes after Carl fucking Sway of all people decided to have a pop. He's monumentally fucked now he's got my full attention. The nonce accusations between him and Fiddler were engineered by me - read further up. I don't really have a problem with the cunt at the moment, but I wouldn't save him getting hit by a bus either. I am a better rapper than him though - something I never thought I would ever say in relation to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 On 27/05/2023 at 10:24, Mike Hunt said: Indeed, can't understand why using the word "simian" or "swinging" presents a threat, but "monkey business" is OK, as are "coon" and "sambo" in other posts on this thread. Also makes me wonder how many more of these unintended transgressions before I'm in the cooler. Maybe Mrs R can explain, or better still, produce a list of banned words. Don’t ever question The Vulcan’s self proclaimed ‘consistency’ again if you know what’s good for you. It’s all the unfuckable deranged cunt has got left to cling on to after the battering I’ve given her, and I want to prolong her humiliation a bit longer before finishing her off for good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever question The Vulcan’s self proclaimed ‘consistency’ again if you know what’s good for you. It’s all the unfuckable deranged cunt has got left to cling on to after the battering I’ve given her, and I want to prolong her humiliation a bit longer before finishing her off for good. His bird is anatomically fucked. I’ve told him to buy a new one. Since you’re both in discussions, can you make him an offer from the brass house. I don’t think our Mike’s is too fussed but make sure it’s got two working legs, Bill. He’s just spent a few bob on an Aegean sojourn, so go easy on the price. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 Sidney?! Sidney?! SIDNEY?!!? I warned you not to fuck with me, you should have stuck with your desperate attempts to make friends by continuing to post asinine, childish innuendos instead of trying to play rough with the big boys. Stay dead, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Sidney?! Sidney?! SIDNEY?!!? I warned you not to fuck with me, you should have stuck with your desperate attempts to make friends by continuing to post asinine, childish innuendos instead of trying to play rough with the big boys. Stay dead, cunt. Where the hell is Eric? Has he been stabbed again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 45 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Where the hell is Eric? Has he been stabbed again? I hope not, although his own DIY first aid sounded pretty ingenious and effective. Somewhat surprisingly I'm not in the habit of getting stabbed myself, but should I ever get shivved I'd sooner trust myself to Eric's tender mercies than my local fucking A&E. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 The silly angry cunts are at it again. It's effortlessly easy, this lark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 52 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: The silly angry cunts are at it again. It's effortlessly easy, this lark. Give it a rest, you little midget, faggot cunt. We all know your 'preferred type' of woman is alarmingly young for most non perverts, however, why do come across and act like a fucking teenager cunt? Is this persona a desperate way of appearing attractive to your preferred, younger type, considering your no doubt notching 40 and still live at your parents? You will give proper answer, you sinister (midget) piece of shit. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Give it a rest, you little midget, faggot cunt. We all know your 'preferred type' of woman is alarmingly young for most non perverts, however, why do come across and act like a fucking teenager cunt? Is this persona a desperate way of appearing attractive to your preferred, younger type, considering your no doubt notching 40 and still live at your parents? You will give proper answer, you sinister (midget) piece of shit. Lol Well…can’t say he wasn’t warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 See what I mean? A piece of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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