Mike Hunt Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) This "intelligent" cunt is apparently unable to identify the inside of his own house. The Hackney native spends so little time in his palace that he can't seem to remember which hovel he stashed his bananas in. He therefore flits from house to house to find them, recording his efforts and uploading them in the hope someone online can remind him. However, the owners clearly weren't impressed with his amnesia antics, allegedly caused by a difficult upbringing and he ended up before the court, who were less than impressed with his monkey business. Which probably explains why he calls himself Mizzy (presumably the male version of Kizzy) cos the cunt can't even remember his very straightforward name. First name that springs to my mind for him is Kunta. https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/23545451.tiktoker-mizzy-fined-court-entering-home-prank/ Edited May 26, 2023 by Mrs Roops 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 He is an intelligent young man and a young man with some potential.” He said that his client was neither in work nor education, but was instead in receipt of Universal Credit. What a surprise! Yet another lazy fame hungry cocksucker overstepping the boundary. Its a shame they didn't have a staffy or pitbull to pull his cunting face off then he could get himself on PIP as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 21 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: This "intelligent" cunt is apparently unable to identify the inside of his own house. The Hackney native spends so little time in his palace that he can't seem to remember which hovel he stashed his bananas in. He therefore flits from house to house to find them, recording his efforts and uploading them in the hope someone online can remind him. However, the owners clearly weren't impressed with his amnesia antics, allegedly caused by a difficult upbringing and he ended up before the court, who were less than impressed with his monkey business. Which probably explains why he calls himself Mizzy (presumably the male version of Kizzy) cos the cunt can't even remember his very straightforward name. First name that springs to my mind for him is Kunta. https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/23545451.tiktoker-mizzy-fined-court-entering-home-prank/ A £200 fine and no social media Vids for two years is laughable, This little cunt deserves to enter fends beautiful bedsit, hear the lock on the door turn and then receive some well deserved hammer violence. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 https://images.app.goo.gl/86fdnqxPfo9BZT5Y7 O'Garro? A distant relative of yours @PANZER MURPHY. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 "Hello Screwfix? Yeah, umm one large Tenon Saw and some heavy-duty bin bags thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 I would kill this fucking cunt as soon as look at him. And I’d rather not look at him. Stand your ground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I would kill this fucking cunt as soon as look at him. And I’d rather not look at him. Stand your ground! You wanna dye, bruv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 Surely it is now every cunt's who knows this smug little wanker's home address civic duty to invite themselves in and defecate on his Crazy George's furnishings? He'll end up stabbed eventually, then we'll get the usual sob story about how the world has been robbed of a wealth of potential and musical talent. Personally, I think I'd boil him alive if I was to encounter him, although a sledgehammer to his knees and elbows might be more entertaining - I could spray paint him yellow and say he's the cheese string man as he flops about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 21 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: This "intelligent" cunt is apparently unable to identify the inside of his own house. The Hackney native spends so little time in his palace that he can't seem to remember which hovel he stashed his bananas in. He therefore flits from house to house to find them, recording his efforts and uploading them in the hope someone online can remind him. However, the owners clearly weren't impressed with his amnesia antics, allegedly caused by a difficult upbringing and he ended up before the court, who were less than impressed with his monkey business. Which probably explains why he calls himself Mizzy (presumably the male version of Kizzy) cos the cunt can't even remember his very straightforward name. First name that springs to my mind for him is Kunta. https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/23545451.tiktoker-mizzy-fined-court-entering-home-prank/ Easily cured. Follow him on Tik-Tok and give him @Eric Cuntman’s address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 Say what you like about the Yanks, but they know how to pull off a reverse Mizzy with style. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Botham_Jean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 Is it because I'm black? No mate, its because you're an oxygen thieving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 I've just been reading about the shortage of young people in proper jobs. Can't they just sentence these prats to an apprenticeship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 (edited) On 26/05/2023 at 07:45, BunchaCunts said: Is it because I'm black? No mate, its because you're an oxygen thieving cunt. Morgan's in the right of course, but giving this entitled racist the publicity/notoriety he's been seeking to enhance their viewing figures is just wrong. Edited May 27, 2023 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Morgan's in the right of course, but giving this entitled racist golly the publicity/notoriety he's been seeking to enhance their viewing figures is just wrong. At least this'll reach a wider audience than just the spackers who use TikTok, meaning his chances of being attacked by the general public have gone up exponentially. Silver lining and all that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: They could, but who'd want to employ a stinking uppity coon with a hairdressing diploma? Funny Cunt! I've just inadvertently spat coffee all over my desk thanks to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 5 hours ago, BunchaCunts said: Its a shame they didn't have a staffy or pitbull to pull his cunting face off then he could get himself on PIP as well. 30 days on remand at HMP Thameside and he'll be on PEP! Here's the full video. Try not to punch anything breakable. Unless of course, it's the smug, taxpayer-funded face of this fucking Sooty. Note that at 6.25, just before the race-card, it almost says "Is it 'cos I'm gay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 I’ve just discovered this cunt on the news and it’s fair to say his pranking days are over. I’ve much respect for the people he did film on his prattish adventures for not strangling the silly little sambo cunt and his camera man and thus finding themselves in deep shit. It’s only a matter of time before a disgruntled victim catches up with him or he get locked up for proper. I’m sure his fellow inmates will take turns tearing him a new arsehole, both literally and metaphorically 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ve just discovered this cunt on the news and it’s fair to say his pranking days are over. I’m sure his fellow inmates will take turns tearing him a new arsehole, both literally and metaphorically That ship has undoubtably sailed Stubby. Word on the street in Hackney is that his colon went viral long before the TikTok shit did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: That ship has undoubtably sailed Stubby. Word on the street in Hackney is that his colon went viral long before the TikTok shit did. Thanks Sid I’ve been watching your progress and I like the cut of your jib young man. Don’t fuck it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 Where the fuck is Tony Martins house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Where the fuck is Tony Martins house? Thought he was still holed up in a caravan, waiting for another pikey to blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 The cunt would get my 14lb splitting maul in his stupid fucking burnt turnip head if he set foot in my grounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The cunt would get my 14lb splitting maul in his stupid fucking burnt turnip head if he set foot in my grounds. Of course he would. But what if you happened to be pissed out of your mind? Then what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Of course he would. But what if you happened to be pissed out of your mind? Then what? I probably wouldn't be arsed to clean the maul before putting it back in the shed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I probably wouldn't be arsed to clean the maul before putting it back in the shed. Why? I suspect you’d take a massive, floundering swing at him, miss, and chop right into one of your shins. When I say ‘suspect’, I mean ‘really fucking hope’. Lol LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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