Miles Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 https://www.standard.co.uk/business/business-news/richard-branson-s-virgin-orbit-permanently-ceases-operations-b1083269.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 Groundbreaking it says. If them rockets hadn't slammed into the ocean the ground would have been broken. Soppy beardy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 I would feel happier about his rockets if they had crash landed on his Caribbean island. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would feel happier about his rockets if they had crash landed on his Caribbean island. I'd prefer it if they landed on Little Saint James during Frank's annual sojourn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'd prefer it if they landed on Little Saint James during Frank's annual sojourn. Frank lied to me about the boat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would feel happier about his rockets if they had crash landed on his Caribbean island. I'd have been more chuffed if they'd landed on all the other islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 13 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: https://www.standard.co.uk/business/business-news/richard-branson-s-virgin-orbit-permanently-ceases-operations-b1083269.html Unsurprisingly, you’ve posted yet another nomination that contains nothing more than a hyperlink to someone else’s work. Unimaginative slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Frank lied to me about the boat. Oh the boat exists, but for legal purposes he had to destroy the passenger manifesto and sell it off to the Murdoch's. You should thank your lucky stars that you never ended up being a guest on 'The Lady Ghislaine.' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Unsurprisingly, you’ve posted yet another nomination that contains nothing more than a hyperlink to someone else’s work. Unimaginative slag. You ok hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 21:52, Decimus said: You should thank your lucky stars that you never ended up being a guest on 'The Lady Ghislaine.' 🎶T’was on the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was Pen in bed With his monster of a penis.🎶 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: 🎶T’was on the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was Pen in bed With his monster of a penis.🎶 Amusing himself, by abusing himself and wiping it on his hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 And the ship's dog was called Rover@and turned the poor thing overAnd ground and ground that faithful houndFrom Tenerife to Dover The cook his name was BillyWith a pus soaked rancid willyAnd he fed the crew on menstrual stewAnd Roops’ hymen fried in chilli. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 🎶The ships boy’s name was Fwanky His arse was raw and manky The whole crew smashed his back doors in Then made him walk the planky🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 The cabin boy was Bray, A rancid filthy gay. He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised @Carl Sway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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