camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 14 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘Shakespeare was a Zulu. Not a lot of people know that.’ Mary Queen of Scots was from Uganda. Idi Amin was her GGGG Grandson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you think that the local area's crime rate will drop for a couple of hours as well, eh? Unlikely, they breed too quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 24 minutes ago, and said: Unlikely, they breed too quick. I see that old Rolf has popped his clogs. When the inevitable nomination goes up, can we assume that you will be providing a eulogy that will defend his actions, much in the same way as you did for Pete? Sick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Now look White Cunt, I don't mind a bit of racism, banter and laughing at stereotypes etc but I have the draw the line with Hitler/Nazi loving bellends like you. I find it very odd when a white British person (which I assume you are) seems to show blatant disrespect to the many who sacrificed or put their lives on the line (like my ancestors) fighting real evil in the two World Wars. I know this is a pisstaking website, not to be taken seriously blah, blah, blah but the truth is, I've never fucking liked you anyways, so don't take what's to come personally. You unfunny fucking wanker, dead you shall be within a month. You hear me? Cunt. PS Remove your like from my comment immediately. You take bait like a fat tuna, R. Go swimming, fucker.(if you can 😛) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: You take bait like a fat tuna, R. Go swimming, fucker.(if you can 😛) Well if I'm a Fat Tuna you're a fucking Gurnard. I've got you in my sights, you overly anxious, curtain twitching twat. https://images.app.goo.gl/DdM4kLveYyAKX6X46 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Now look White Cunt, I don't mind a bit of racism, banter and laughing at stereotypes etc but I have the draw the line with Hitler/Nazi loving bellends like you. I find it very odd when a white British person (which I assume you are) seems to show blatant disrespect to the many who sacrificed or put their lives on the line (like my ancestors) fighting real evil in the two World Wars. I know this is a pisstaking website, not to be taken seriously blah, blah, blah but the truth is, I've never fucking liked you anyways, so don't take what's to come personally. You unfunny fucking wanker, dead you shall be within a month. You hear me? Cunt. PS Remove your like from my comment immediately. Some people seem to think being racist is big and clever, and will gain them acceptance amongst the big beasts - BigBollock being a prime example. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 23 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘Shakespeare was a Zulu. Not a lot of people know that.’ You strike me as a bit of a military historian, Billy – have you visited the Anglo-Zulu War sites in SA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: PS Remove your like from my comment immediately. Can I have it DC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can I have it DC? I'm sailing in the North sea, after spending the afternoon fingering Queen Camillas Waxwork in Madame Tussauds, Roops will confirm my whereabouts. See your PM. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Some people seem to think being racist is big and clever, and will gain them acceptance amongst the big beasts - BigBollock being a prime example. If he laid off the White Lightning for a day or too he might realise that other shades of cheap cider are also available for the more inclusive, multi cultural drunkard. Even Alf Garnett enjoyed the occasional pint of Guinness when no one was looking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: If he laid off the White Lightning for a day or too he might realise that other shades of cheap cider are also available for the more inclusive, multi cultural drunkard. Even Alf Garnett enjoyed the occasional pint of Guinness when no one was looking. I’d be a lot happier if he laid off oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm sailing in the North sea, after spending the afternoon fingering Queen Camillas Waxwork in Madame Tussauds, Roops will confirm my whereabouts. See your PM. Uncanny - are you sure you and DC aren’t the same cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Some people seem to think being racist is big and clever, and will gain them acceptance amongst the big beasts - BigBollock being a prime example. It's only a matter of time before Big Bollock chimes in with some, oh so, hilarious joke he wrote last night. @Cunty BigBolloxwill awake soon, having slept late in after another 'great' heavy night in (full of laughs and memories) on his own. Stupid drunken cunt. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Uncanny - are you sure you and DC aren’t the same cunt? Not sure what going on here Ape. I've noticed @Roadkill responding to Shitpipes lame reply to me, talking about DC instead of me... Then @King Billy calls me DC asking as if he can have my like from White Cunt. They're winding me up it seems, so thought I'd play along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not sure what going on here Ape. I've noticed @Roadkill responding to Shitpipes lame reply to me, talking about DC instead of me... Then @King Billy calls me DC asking as if he can have my like from White Cunt. They're winding me up it seems, so thought I'd play along. I was most impressed with your quick-witted reply, in the familiar DC style. Good work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You strike me as a bit of a military historian, Billy – have you visited the Anglo-Zulu War sites in SA? I haven’t Wolfie but I have some knowledge of the war against the Zulus which at first the English thought was gong to be a quick and relatively easy operation, but turned out to be anything but that. I know that the Zulu nation were fearsome opponents against the mighty British Army, despite being armed mainly with spears and facing the overwhelming firepower (Gatling guns etc.) of the British war machine. I guess it wasn’t the walkover the upper class toffs in London and the soppy cunt Lord Chelmsford who drew the short straw and was dispatched half way across the world to command the expedition arrogantly assumed it was going to be. Lions led by donkeys as usual, but the end goal was achieved eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I was most impressed with your quick-witted reply, in the familiar DC style. Good work. Careful @Old Chap Raasclaat, this looks like grooming. He'll be asking for a suck on your cock next. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Careful @Old Chap Raasclaat, this looks like grooming. He'll be asking for a suck on your cock next. I noticed you slept all day yesterday and last night... Must have been a proper session Big Bollock. I bet you're eyeing that bottle of Coop Cider as we speak aren't ya? Thinking 'As soon as it's 10:00 am, I'm having you'. It's Wednesday fucking morning, what the hell is wrong with you big bollock? Fucking hell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I was most impressed with your quick-witted reply, in the familiar DC style. Good work. This is a trap…right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not sure what going on here Ape. I've noticed @Roadkill responding to Shitpipes lame reply to me, talking about DC instead of me... Then @King Billy calls me DC asking as if he can have my like from White Cunt. They're winding me up it seems, so thought I'd play along. Sorry, Raas. I thought he was talking about DC, not you. You're alright too, though xx Edit: that @King Billy is the master of getting cunts names wrong - he once managed to reply to me calling me Frank, talking about video recorders or some shit on a completely different thread from the one the conversation he was actually having was in. It was strangely impressive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 22/05/2023 at 23:13, Dyslexic cnut said: First the slo-mo jizz slurping mongrel and now this? Stay out of the sun, Francis you berserk cunt. This classic was clearly penned ex CC regular and nutcase 'evansabove. He was mental, prone to shit flinging meltdowns and fucking hated frank more than all of us put together, which is obviously a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I haven’t Wolfie but I have some knowledge of the war against the Zulus which at first the English thought was gong to be a quick and relatively easy operation, but turned out to be anything but that. I know that the Zulu nation were fearsome opponents against the mighty British Army, despite being armed mainly with spears and facing the overwhelming firepower (Gatling guns etc.) of the British war machine. I guess it wasn’t the walkover the upper class toffs in London and the soppy cunt Lord Chelmsford who drew the short straw and was dispatched half way across the world to command the expedition arrogantly assumed it was going to be. Lions led by donkeys as usual, but the end goal was achieved eventually. I'm surprised Africa never became part of the Soviet Union - the cunts had the human wave tactics mastered for thousands of years. Just imagine the German's faces as they approached Stalingrad to be met with a sea of screaming, war painted darkies in ushanka hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This classic was clearly penned ex CC regular and nutcase 'evansabove. He was mental, prone to shit flinging meltdowns and fucking hated frank more than all of us put together, which is obviously a lot. He really hated Frank, didn't he? Lol. Our no.1 manipulator of low-hanging fruit must have evoked memories of playground school bullying or similar... I'm not sure. Nevertheless, the Sunak-sized Georgios Michealass certainly brought out the best in him, with some of the most creative, bizarre and uniquely brilliant comments I've seen here to date. Sometimes, though not often, I miss the mad cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 22/05/2023 at 21:03, Frank said: Fashion - David Bowie There's a CC Trans And we all know his name He lives in a whore house As a cock-sucking Dame He sings in a drag-band As a cross-dressing queer He wears his wig there And he's worn it on here, Fwankie, bends to the left Fwankie, bends to the right Ooooooh, Fwankie He's in the queer squad when he's out on the town Bleep-bleep, bleep-bleep (censored) Listen and see (Dame Widow Fwankie) The camp tranny (the queer TV) It's as plain as can be... woe Bleep-bleep He's back with same old drivel That he blithers all year... old-shit... Drooling with lick-spittle As a cock-sucking queer... ol' Dame-Fwankie It's pointless and useless He's a complete total bore... lame-shit It's scribbled whilst he's dressing As a dog-shagging whore, oo, Dame, Fwankie Fwankie's, got nothing left Fwankie, does fuck all right Woooh, Fwankie He's with the queer squad when he's out on the town Bleep-bleep, bleep-bleep... Doo, wop, rocky rocky rocky rocky Fwank-Fwank, Dame-Fwank-Fwankie... Doo, flop, poxy poxy poxy poxy Same-old, lame-old Tranny Blahh, blahh, blahh-blahh. Blahh. Blahh. Blahh-blahh. Doo, wop, rocky rocky rocky rocky Fwank-Fwank, Dame-Fwank-Fwankie... Woo, plop, poxy-poxy-poxy-poxy Same-old, lame-old Tranny Blahh, blahh, blahh-blahh. Blahh. Blahh. Blahh-blahh. Eavenes was way ahead of you ,you couldn't reply ,you didn't even make a bin video for him ,fucking ding got one and he was shit except that one video of your police crime. Do us a favour and coax the mental fucking cunt back. You've gotta be tired of a binman wipping you. Get it on the go francis,I'm sure he would love to put your dame wig into place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I noticed you slept all day yesterday and last night... Must have been a proper session Big Bollock. I bet you're eyeing that bottle of Coop Cider as we speak aren't ya? Thinking 'As soon as it's 10:00 am, I'm having you'. It's Wednesday fucking morning, what the hell is wrong with you big bollock? Fucking hell. The drunken prick loses consciousness around 8:30pm, but appears to get up early and post a few comedy gems most mornings. Probably has an alarm set to allow him to be first in the queue for fresh supplies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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