Dave Umbongo Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: @Mrs Roops Why has my comment about Carl's Wank in relation to Fatty been removed... yet DC & Dec's comments of the same ilk and puropse have remained?? I don't mind a bit of discipline - but I do welcome some consistency! Could it be because even Roops thinks you're a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Could it be because even Roops thinks you're a fucking idiot. Oh diddums, has the truth about the fact you couldn't spell 'bestiality' hit home? Lol. What a pleasure it is – once again – to lay bare your stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: @Mrs Roops Why has my comment about Carl's Wank in relation to Fatty been removed... yet DC & Decs' comments of the same ilk and purpose have remained?? I don't mind a bit of discipline - but I do welcome some consistency! Probably thinks yer a crashin bore old bean..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 53 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: HARSH (but fair - probably) One has got a dick, and the other one loves dogs dicks, Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I would rather that you killed yourself. It's not possible, he's already dead, unfortunately he hasn't realised, yet...✝️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: @Mrs Roops Why has my comment about Carl's Wank in relation to Fatty been removed... yet DC & Decs' comments of the same ilk and purpose have remained?? I don't mind a bit of discipline - but I do welcome some consistency! Yeah whiskers, where’s it gone, whatever it was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: What's with the aggression mate? Fuck off, soppy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 On 05/05/2023 at 17:19, Mike Hunt said: Essex pub that displayed golliwog dolls forced to shut after suppliers launched boycott". Here's a list of the shit-scared cunts in the woke pile-on: Heineken Carlsberg Innserve Camra "The suppliers" ‘Bud Lite’ and 2 biodegradable straws please. Oh and where are your non binary toilets? My husband is menstruating rather heavily (from his arse).’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Could it be because even Roops thinks you're a fucking idiot. Roops doesn’t ‘think’. She ‘knows’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 On 05/05/2023 at 20:21, Dyslexic cnut said: Rumour has it that you were a decent contributor back in the day. What happened? What decs said. Old fatty is a prize fucking idiot for sure but him and Eddie come as a couple. He used to work at Eddie’s parts shop and car wash until somehow he struck rich and left poor edd in the shit and stuck with that awful hag roops. However, when it comes to smoking out a nonce, he’ll go straight in and do 6 months for it no problem. Pint sized Carl is an obvious victim to have jug ears set upon him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Could it be because even Roops thinks you're a fucking idiot. I can’t help noticing that you’ve being making a right cunt of yourself lately Drew. Uncle Ape is happy to point this out every time you post and now you’ve caught the eye of wolf. I’d suggest inhaling a few lungfuls of gas/kerosene fumes after a boiler tinkering session then cracking open your usual dozen tins of kestrel super. Before long you’ll be back to your old self- unconscious in hedge shitting your pants 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Before long you’ll be back to your old self- unconscious in hedge shitting your pants The glory days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: The glory days. I miss the drewsdays billy. A sober drew isn’t as funny a blind drunk one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I miss the drewsdays billy. A sober drew isn’t as funny a blind drunk one I know Stubbers. It’s the old Best/Gascoigne/Higgins/Hunt/Reed etc. etc. syndrome probably, although they were all good at their game before they caught it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: I know Stubbers. It’s the old Best/Gascoigne/Higgins/Hunt/Reed etc. etc. syndrome probably, although they were all good at their game before they caught it. The baseball player Lou Gehrig, died of ‘Lou Gehrig’s Disease’. How did he not see that coming? Yes I know, @Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The baseball player Lou Gehrig, died of ‘Lou Gehrig’s Disease’. How did he not see that coming? Yes I know, @Frank. I've been watching the snooker seniors this afternoon on the beeb. I can't get my head around the thinking behind Jimmy's wig. I know it's never been good, bless him, but with his recent weight loss adding at least 10 years to his already weathered head, watching him makes me feel ill. Jimmy if you're reading this - and you probably are - I think you've been lumbered with the worst hairpiece in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I've been watching the snooker seniors this afternoon on the beeb. I can't get my head around the thinking behind Jimmy's wig. I know it's never been good, bless him, but with his recent weight loss adding at least 10 years to his already weathered head, watching him makes me feel ill. Jimmy if you're reading this - and you probably are - I think you've been lumbered with the worst hairpiece in the world. 2nd worst 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, Frank said: I've been watching the snooker seniors this afternoon on the beeb. I can't get my head around the thinking behind Jimmy's wig. I know it's never been good, bless him, but with his recent weight loss adding at least 10 years to his already weathered head, watching him makes me feel ill. Jimmy if you're reading this - and you probably are - I think you've been lumbered with the worst hairpiece in the world. CC Post of the year Frank. If this comeback doesn’t cement your place as the best ever on here then what the fuck will? Maybe a Rocky video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, Frank said: I've been watching the snooker seniors this afternoon on the beeb. I can't get my head around the thinking behind Jimmy's wig. I know it's never been good, bless him, but with his recent weight loss adding at least 10 years to his already weathered head, watching him makes me feel ill. Jimmy if you're reading this - and you probably are - I think you've been lumbered with the worst hairpiece in the world. Nice to see the Tornado back in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 21 hours ago, Wolfie said: @Mrs Roops Why has my comment about Carl's Wank in relation to Fatty been removed... yet DC & Decs' comments of the same ilk and purpose have remained?? I don't mind a bit of discipline - but I do welcome some consistency! I apologise if punters are triggered by 'inconsistency' but the fact of the matter is there are some mornings in which I do not have the time nor the inclination to read every comment posted, most of which is abject repetitive drivel - punkape.exe is a case in point. If you guys must continue to insult each other then try to do so with fresh barbs. On a more serious note I see that a handful of punters are resorting to cheap and easy LCD comments with regards to sexual comments (no matter how oblique) about relatives and paedophilia. The handful of you that are doing this should cut out that sort of behaviour this instant 'cos one way to reduce my workload is to remove offenders from the site for protracted period of time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 18 hours ago, Decimus said: One has got a dick, and the other one loves dogs dicks, Dick. You’ll note that Mrs R has spoken this morning with ‘regards to sexual comments (no matter how oblique) about relatives and paedophilia’. Both you and @Wolfie are skating on very thin ice. They’ll be no further warnings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 18 hours ago, Decimus said: One has got a dick, and the other one loves dogs dicks, Dick. I may have two dicks .. I have certainly got Billy's dick .. have I also now got your dick too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll note that Mrs R has spoken this morning with ‘regards to sexual comments (no matter how oblique) about relatives and paedophilia’. Both you and @Wolfie are skating on very thin ice. They’ll be no further warnings. There’ll. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Just now, Ape™️ said: There’ll. Idiot. I made three attempts at that and still got it wrong. Thank you, Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: There’ll. Idiot. Good morning n' loadas hugs hun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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