Neil Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 If any of you need to clear your guts of any hard to shift dinner then just watch this cunts final act on his shit cunt of a show in Yankland. Made me bring up my food over the last two days, sadly the cunt is coming back to these shores and it's only a matter of time before the oily cunt will be gracing our saturday night screens with an equally spew inducing pile of wank. He's definitely going to be a doing a 'Schofield' in a few years because despite being married with kids the fat cunt is as queer as a bottle of crisps. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, Neil said: the fat cunt is as queer as a bottle of crisps. Packet in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 (edited) I may actually hate this unctuous cunt even more than I hate Chris Moyles. Edited May 2, 2023 by Mrs Roops 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 On 29/04/2023 at 09:05, Cuntybaws said: I may actually hate this unctuous cunt even more than I hate Chris Moyles. I'd wager that it'd make the contents of the late lamented Gurt's seem about as vanilla as a virgin Hasidic couple going at it through a hole in a sheet with the lights out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Packet in. Don't be mccoy about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 This pig-ugly, greasy fat plasma sack of talentless discharge needs a toe-punt in his eyeball. Horrible fat cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 20 hours ago, Neil said: If any of you need to clear your guts of any hard to shift dinner then just watch this cunts final act on his shit cunt of a show in Yankland. Made me bring up my food over the last two days, sadly the cunt is coming back to these shores and it's only a matter of time before the oily cunt will be gracing our saturday night screens with an equally spew inducing pile of wank. He's definitely going to be a doing a 'Schofield' in a few years because despite being married with kids the fat cunt is as queer as a bottle of crisps. Ant & Dec, McIntyre and their like are true cunts, but this slab of lard is the next level. At least the aforementioned are mostly harmless and don’t genuinely believe they’re anything special unlike the nasty and self important, gelatinous blob that’s Corden. I’d like to see him have a 10 foot stake shoved us his arse and then be slowly, and aptly, hog roasted. All the shitcunt celebs he’s had cringeworthy interviews with should then be forced, at gun point, to tuck into a corden pulled pork feast. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 13 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: This pig-ugly, greasy fat plasma sack of talentless discharge needs a toe-punt in his eyeball. Horrible fat cunt. What’s Eddy done now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 On 30/04/2023 at 10:14, Fatty said: What’s Eddy done now? He's your mate Fats, maybe you can tell us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 29/04/2023 at 09:05, Cuntybaws said: I may actually hate this unctuous cunt even more than I hate Chris Moyles. Moyles is actually not a bad bloke when you meet him. My cousin used to work at XFM and said he was a nice bloke. From what I've heard about the Corden cunt by all accounts he's a nasty piece of work who has given abuse to anyone who so much as smiled at him. I personally wished that Sir Patrick Stewart had broke his fucking nose at that awards shitfest a few years back. Shame it wasn't Oliver Reed who Corden was having a go at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cousin used to work at XFM and said he was a nice bloke. Nice and fat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nice and fat. Bloke said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 12:12, camberwell gypsy said: Moyles is actually not a bad bloke when you meet him. My cousin used to work at XFM and said he was a nice bloke. From what I've heard about the Corden cunt by all accounts he's a nasty piece of work who has given abuse to anyone who so much as smiled at him. I personally wished that Sir Patrick Stewart had broke his fucking nose at that awards shitfest a few years back. Shame it wasn't Oliver Reed who Corden was having a go at. Moyles is a crossed eyed northern cunt and your cousin wears a vest, fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Moyles is a crossed eyed northern cunt and your cousin wears a vest, fuck off. Cor that was funny, Eddie. You're on fire tonight. Sorry, meant to say you should be on fire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cor that was funny, Eddie. You're on fire tonight. Sorry, meant to say you should be on fire. I hope you have finished your ironing and the dishes scullery wench… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you have finished your ironing and the dishes scullery wench… lol. Alright, luv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you have finished your ironing and the dishes scullery wench… lol. Wow. I see your extended break from the site hasn't diminished the quality of your posts. You always did for CC what the Boston Strangler did for door to door salesmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you have finished your ironing and the dishes scullery wench… lol. Punctuate or your insult carries no weight. You utter moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Punctuate or your insult carries no weight. You utter moron. Good night… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Good night… lol. Kick the Pope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You always did for CC what the Boston Strangler did for door to door salesmen. Obviously, without the charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cor that was funny, Eddie. You're on fire tonight. Sorry, meant to say you should be on fire. Are you saying your cousin doesn’t wear a hi viz vest and work boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Burt Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 Your right, how this useless fat fucking cunt ever got where he is I'll never know, must have sucked a lot of cock. Let's hope the plane drops out of the sky when he's coming home, only splattering him of course. You imagine being sat next to the cunt it would all be, ME ME ME. Fat fucking CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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