Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Remember the early 2000s when every cunt was driving silver Astras? Why the fuck were those miserable looking things so popular? Still see lots still puttering about up here - always silver, always yellowing headlight covers and runny plastic trim. Hitler wishes he made the silver Astra instead of the Beetle. Best advice I ever had Kills. I was 22. Had a few bob. That Astra GTE came out, XR3i killer, digital dash, guaranteed cunt harvester. My old fella, who was a top engineer for Shell said ‘never invest your money in tin and paint. Buy property’ I did. Within a decade I could’ve bought 5 of them rust buckets for cash. I sold my first house to @King Billy for a £28k profit. It’s now one of the finest brothels in Liverpool with a detergent drip tray in the entry and exit. I now drive a Jag, so, as I see it, my old dead Cunt Dad was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vauxhall have always made ok, reliable boring cars. The closest they came to having fun was launching the Opel Manta in the 70s. The Astra SRi was dreary, and so were their other ‘sporty’ variants. Ford on the other hand made brilliant road rockets. Escort Mexico. RS2000. XR3i. Sierra Cosworth. RS-1600i, Sierra XR4x4… all classics with fully restored versions dotted around. Even in the noughties, the Astra and Focus did pretty much the same job for the same price, but the Focus was beautiful to drive and the Astra was unremarkable. Vauxhall made a peanut butter sandwich, and Ford made a bacon & fried onion panini. A 1987 RS 500 Cosworth sold at Silverstone Auctions last month for £534,000 + commission. (£596,000). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: A 1987 RS 500 Cosworth sold at Silverstone Auctions last month for £534,000 + commission. (£596,000). I’m putting a squadron of cunts together, late summer, to go to that Matthewsons auction thing off Bangers and Cash. PM me if you fancy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vauxhall have always made ok, reliable boring cars. The closest they came to having fun was launching the Opel Manta in the 70s. The Astra SRi was dreary, and so were their other ‘sporty’ variants. Ford on the other hand made brilliant road rockets. Escort Mexico. RS2000. XR3i. Sierra Cosworth. RS-1600i, Sierra XR4x4… all classics with fully restored versions dotted around. Even in the noughties, the Astra and Focus did pretty much the same job for the same price, but the Focus was beautiful to drive and the Astra was unremarkable. Vauxhall made a peanut butter sandwich, and Ford made a bacon & fried onion panini. Astra GTE with Alcantara seats, the material of which, was designed to absorve fanny-batter. If you don’t believe me Google the sales pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I sold my first house to @King Billy for a £28k profit. It’s now one of the finest brothels in Liverpool with a detergent drip tray in the entry and exit. Repurposed XR3i sump pans DC. I removed them myself from burned out shells on the 18th green at West Derby golf course one Sunday morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Astra GTE with Alcantara seats, the material of which, was designed to absorve fanny-batter. If you don’t believe me Google the sales pitch. Alcuntara? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: Repurposed XR3i sump pans DC. I removed myself from burned out shells on the 18th green at West Derby golf course one Sunday morning. How’s my former refugee performing Bill? Her family have been in touch and I’m not sure what to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m putting a squadron of cunts together, late summer, to go to that Matthewsons auction thing off Bangers and Cash. PM me if you fancy it. I’ve been to ACA in Kings Lynn a few times. Well worth a visit and I’ve watched WB auctions in Newcastle online several times too. Also worth checking out if you’re thinking of buying an imaginary classic car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How’s my former refugee performing Bill? Her family have been in touch and I’m not sure what to say. Her fanny is currently being re-sleeved as it had been around the clock several times and thrashed to death by all its previous owners. Should have scrapped it if I’d checked it out properly when you sold it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Her fanny is currently being re-sleeved as it had been around the clock several times and thrashed to death by all its previous owners. Should have scrapped it if I’d checked it out properly when you sold it to me. A very nasty thing to say about Debbie Harry .. shame on you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Sad, middle-aged cunts, talking about cars. Isn't that the sort of shite you find on grumpydadsnet.com™? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 20 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Is “and” an acronym? 'and' is a coordinating conjunction. It is used to join two or more clauses of equal importance or rank. The clauses joined by and express relationships such as time, cause and effect, contrast and condition. Didn't they have schools when you were a child? Fucking idiot. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: Sad, middle-aged cunts, talking about cars. Isn't that the sort of shite you find on grumpydadsnet.com™? LOL Why don't you put up a picture of your motor, R-Soles? Lolololol. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Here's a great idea @Decimus why don't you put up a picture of your car, then we can see what the wife's letting you drive this time around. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, and said: Here's a great idea @Decimus why don't you put up a picture of your car, then we can see what the wife's letting you drive this time around. LOL Having a wife/partner et al. keeps insurance premiums lower, meaning you pay less per person per vehicle. Yours must be more expensive, seeing as you clearly live alone. You saddo. How about a lovely canine companion for company, therefore, you vile fucking waste of milkman's muck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Having a wife/partner et al. keeps insurance premiums lower, meaning you pay less per person per vehicle. Yours must be more expensive, seeing as you clearly live alone. You saddo. How about a lovely canine companion for company, therefore, you vile fucking waste of milkman's muck? What the fuck is happening here, Wolfie? You kudos feeling, base touching lump of shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Oh look, the turd has resurfaced. Wonder if it’ll post a Rocky video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Oh look, the turd has resurfaced. Wonder if it’ll post a Rocky video? He's been rapping about voter IDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: What the fuck is happening here, Wolfie? You kudos feeling, base touching lump of shit. My comment has obviously riled you Frank... was it a little too familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: My comment has obviously riled you Frank... was it a little too familiar? I’m upset. Tonight, at supper, my Gen Z daughter asked me where the Battle of Hastings took place. ‘Hastings, of course’ I answered. Whilst gleefully correcting me, the expression on her stupid little fucking face made me jump up from the table, grab her by the throat, and pin her to the bespoke sugar maple freezer cabinet. I’m now sitting in The Flask, alone, in my shorts and sliders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Why don't you put up a picture of your motor, R-Soles? Lolololol. Is it a Shitroen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 22 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m upset. Tonight, at supper, my Gen Z daughter asked me where the Battle of Hastings took place. ‘Hastings, of course’ I answered. Whilst gleefully correcting me, the expression on her stupid little fucking face made me jump up from the table, grab her by the throat, and pin her to the bespoke sugar maple freezer cabinet. I’m now sitting in The Flask, alone, in my shorts and sliders. What on earth made you post this utter load of bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 26 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m now sitting in The Flask, alone, in my shorts and sliders. Be careful if you’re planning to mince across The Heath to Gobblers Gulch later. The queer bashers have been out and about lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What on earth made you post this utter load of bollocks? Stlvester Stallone must have taken an injunction out against him posting any more Rocky videos. The cunt’s an absolute disgrace Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m upset. Tonight, at supper, my Gen Z daughter asked me where the Battle of Hastings took place. ‘Hastings, of course’ I answered. Whilst gleefully correcting me, the expression on her stupid little fucking face made me jump up from the table, grab her by the throat, and pin her to the bespoke sugar maple freezer cabinet. I’m now sitting in The Flask, alone, in my shorts and sliders. Say what you like, he’s still got it…sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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