Wolfie Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 32 minutes ago, and said: Sounds like you have more experience of that sort of scenario than you're willing to admit, you deviously perverted, dog fondling cunt. This, coming from you, carries the same degree of irony as Bush & Blair's 2002 Nobel Peace Prize nomination. I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner, throws you feet first into a wood chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You disgust me, you sick, thought provoking cunt. To disgust you is some achievement, so I take this as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This, coming from you, carries the same degree of irony as Bush & Blair's 2002 Nobel Peace Prize nomination. I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner, throws you feet first into a wood chipper. I think industrial lathes are a bit more fun than wood chippers. Wood chippers are just Hollywood wank. Faster admittedly, but back before the internet turned gay there was a brilliant video of some Russian cunt getting pulled into one - the entire room turned red in a microsecond. Felt sorry for the poor old bloke who had to trot through it across the entire length of the production floor to hit the emergency cut off switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: so I take this as a compliment. You'd have to, wouldn't you? An angry deluded cunt like you wouldn't get any heartfelt compliments, so you might as well take the insults to bolster your sorry little ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 49 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner You mean someone like you, who's only real friend in the world has four legs and a tail? Woof woof! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, and said: You mean someone like you, who's only real friend in the world has four legs and a tail? Woof woof! LOL Is “and” an acronym? I can think of several meanings but I’d be in the cooler if I write them. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I think industrial lathes are a bit more fun than wood chippers. Wood chippers are just Hollywood wank. Faster admittedly, but back before the internet turned gay there was a brilliant video of some Russian cunt getting pulled into one - the entire room turned red in a microsecond. Felt sorry for the poor old bloke who had to trot through it across the entire length of the production floor to hit the emergency cut off switch. My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Sounds like you have more experience of that sort of scenario than you're willing to admit, you deviously perverted, dog fondling cunt. Whilst Neil has to wait till they’re dunk before he can bundle them into the rascal for a Norfucking good rape followed by a one way trip under the slabs, all you need is a tin of pedigree chum lol lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 26 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert. Myford or Colchester Bantam? It’s always one of those when it’s in someone’s shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Myford or Colchester Bantam? It’s always one of those when it’s in someone’s shed. I thought a Bantam was a motorbike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: With security bars lining its rear doors, from which there's no escape, this 'police' car is the perfect candidate for @Neil's nocturnal activities. To the unsuspecting drunk on her way home from a club at 2.30am, a police car looks like a police car. I see an Eric ‘running over darkies’ thing meself, Wolfo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I see an Eric ‘running over darkies’ thing meself, Wolfo. I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times. I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times. I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass. Leave it with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert. I bet he much preferred spending time with it than being anywhere fucking near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Leave it with me. I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Is “and” an acronym? I can think of several meanings but I’d be in the cooler if I write them. Fucking idiot. It’s dna backwards Ape, so it’s probably quite appropriate for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. Leave that me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. What about a Caprice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times. I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass. They’re bulletproof, E. Good for 500k miles at least. They’re unabusable. Oil change every 8k and you’ll be fine. Plenty of cheap spares.The bull bars are susceptible to rust if you’re negligent enough not to wipe the blood off them, but failing that… Edited April 19, 2023 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What about a Caprice? ‘Hello boys’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: They’re bulletproof, E. Good for 500k miles at least. They’re unabusable. Oil change every 8k and you’ll be fine. Plenty of cheap spares.The bull bars are susceptible to rust if you’re negligent enough not to wipe the blood off them, but failing that… Have you ever seen the mileage on second hand Yank cars? 500k is considered just broken in by the cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What about a Caprice? Don’t like Vauxhalls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: Have you ever seen the mileage on second hand Yank cars? 500k is considered just broken in by the cunts. Not that surprising really if you live in Texas as the nearest corner shop is probably 3000 miles away. Edited April 19, 2023 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don’t like Vauxhalls Remember the early 2000s when every cunt was driving silver Astras? Why the fuck were those miserable looking things so popular? Still see lots still puttering about up here - always silver, always yellowing headlight covers and runny plastic trim. Hitler wishes he made the silver Astra instead of the Beetle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 48 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Remember the early 2000s when every cunt was driving silver Astras? Why the fuck were those miserable looking things so popular? Still see lots still puttering about up here - always silver, always yellowing headlight covers and runny plastic trim. Hitler wishes he made the silver Astra instead of the Beetle. Vauxhall have always made ok, reliable boring cars. The closest they came to having fun was launching the Opel Manta in the 70s. The Astra SRi was dreary, and so were their other ‘sporty’ variants. Ford on the other hand made brilliant road rockets. Escort Mexico. RS2000. XR3i. Sierra Cosworth. RS-1600i, Sierra XR4x4… all classics with fully restored versions dotted around. Even in the noughties, the Astra and Focus did pretty much the same job for the same price, but the Focus was beautiful to drive and the Astra was unremarkable. Vauxhall made a peanut butter sandwich, and Ford made a bacon & fried onion panini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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