Jake The Muss Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 As a dog owner, i'm in a good position to make judgement on these spastics. For me they fall in to three categories. 1. Stupid cunts who treat their dogs like humans, sure i talk to my dog and show they're part of the set up and a family member, i'm talking about the semi-conscious phone zombie types that pamper beyond any recognition of a canine. Dogs want to be dogs and do dog stuff, even a simpleton should know this by default. 2. The macho slags who get themselves a big brute breed as an extension of their small penis or dried up nun's nasty. Most of the time these walking-redundant piles of plasma have little or no control of their beasts and more often than not they are not muzzled. I have a meduim sized bullbreed and she is very strong and has a high prey drive...because of this i'm extra careful when the neighbours cats are about and only let her off the lead when she is with dogs she knows and gets along with, she almost knocked some doris off her feet in Dansom park once (might of been Ed's missus). A vicious dog is an unhappy dog and reflects badly on the owner just like a spoilt child is the result of lazy bad parenting. 3. Let's not forget the lazy xbox fat cunts who never pick up their own dogs shit, no excuse for this, poo bags are not expensive and it's really not a big deal as there are plenty of bins around to deposit the bags. Having said that, i would gladly let my dog shit in R-soles/Lucy's mouth. Fuck off, i know this topic has been done before but that was coming from a thick cunt who has never owned a dog. I'm the voice of reason on this subject..fuck off some more. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 Tell me your number 2 without telling me your number 2 ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Having said that, i would gladly let my dog shit in R-soles/Lucy's mouth.. I'd check your inbox for numerous drunken and unsolicited PMs from @andwith a tantalising offer like that on the table, Bend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Tell me your number 2 without telling me your number 2 ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You're a fucking idiot, plain and fucking simple. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You're a fucking idiot, plain and fucking simple. Shut the fuk up you number 2 baaztaad..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Shut the fuk up you number 2 baaztaad..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY And there it is in plain sight, proof you're a complete spastic absent of any rational thoughts in that tiny pea brain of yours, keep playing your video games and wanking over trans mongs...and leave real debate to those who know how. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 29 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: And there it is in plain sight, proof you're a complete spastic absent of any rational thoughts in that tiny pea brain of yours, keep playing your video games and wanking over trans mongs...and leave real debate to those who know how. Fuck off. You think debate is what ya put on dehook...lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 20 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: You think debate is what ya put on dehook...lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Fuck off you faeces looking dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 On 15/04/2023 at 17:36, Jake The Muss said: As a dog owner, i'm in a good position to make judgement on these spastics. For me they fall in to three categories. 1. Stupid cunts who treat their dogs like humans, sure i talk to my dog and show they're part of the set up and a family member, i'm talking about the semi-conscious phone zombie types that pamper beyond any recognition of a canine. Dogs want to be dogs and do dog stuff, even a simpleton should know this by default. 2. The macho slags who get themselves a big brute breed as an extension of their small penis or dried up nun's nasty. Most of the time these walking-redundant piles of plasma have little or no control of their beasts and more often than not they are not muzzled. I have a meduim sized bullbreed and she is very strong and has a high prey drive...because of this i'm extra careful when the neighbours cats are about and only let her off the lead when she is with dogs she knows and gets along with, she almost knocked some doris off her feet in Dansom park once (might of been Ed's missus). A vicious dog is an unhappy dog and reflects badly on the owner just like a spoilt child is the result of lazy bad parenting. 3. Let's not forget the lazy xbox fat cunts who never pick up their own dogs shit, no excuse for this, poo bags are not expensive and it's really not a big deal as there are plenty of bins around to deposit the bags. Having said that, i would gladly let my dog shit in R-soles/Lucy's mouth. Fuck off, i know this topic has been done before but that was coming from a thick cunt who has never owned a dog. I'm the voice of reason on this subject..fuck off some more. I agree with most of this Fends, though there some some breeds which 9/10 repeat the same attacks on the elderly/young, other dogs etc., leading to making the papers because of their severity. My point is someone could be among the most kind, compassionate and responsible owners, but sometimes (no matter how much training/effort goes into being a good owner), they can't take hundreds of years of breeding & modification out of some types of dogs. Is yours a rescue, or have you had her since pup? If she has a high prey drive for cats, you could loan her out to those in need of ridding cat shit from their beloved vegetable patches or allotments. You could even start a little business with the idea, calling it 'R-Soles Cat Control – “Your shit is our business"'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I agree with most of this Fends, though there some some breeds which 9/10 repeat the same attacks on the elderly/young, other dogs etc., leading to making the papers because of their severity. My point is someone could be among the most kind, compassionate and responsible owners, but sometimes (no matter how much training/effort goes into being a good owner), they can't take hundreds of years of breeding & modification out of some types of dogs. Is yours a rescue, or have you had her since pup? If she has a high prey drive for cats, you could loan her out to those in need of ridding cat shit from their beloved vegetable patches or allotments. You could even start a little business with the idea, calling it 'R-Soles Cat Control – “Your shit is our business"'. I can control my dog very easy but if she got a wiff of R-soles then her prey drive would be off the scale and he would be in some serious shit, more than he is used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I can control my dog very easy but if she got a wiff of R-soles then her prey drive would be off the scale and he would be in some serious shit, more than he is used to That’s not the Dog’s fault. What the fuck would you do if a stranger rammed two unsolicited nostrils up your hoop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Fuck off you faeces looking dunce. Id say dents appeared in your shaven lumpen head stringing this unintelligible dross together..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Id say dents appeared in your shaven lumpen head stringing this unintelligible dross together..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Sorry i can't decode that bollocks you have thrown together there. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 37 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Sorry i can't decode that bollocks you have thrown together there. Thick cunt. You make me think of a local who wanders around looking as if he is off on a safari, if you visit him in his flat you have to talk to him very quietly as his next door neighbours work for the CIA and use radio equipment to record everything he says. Every September he goes on a month long annual pilgrimage to various places such as India, Spain, New York etc .. (actually he stays with his sister in Yetminster according to his neighbours who work for the CIA). He has never worked .. I cannot understand why. Are you in a similar situation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: You make me think of a local who wanders around looking as if he is off on a safari, if you visit him in his flat you have to talk to him very quietly as his next door neighbours work for the CIA and use radio equipment to record everything he says. Every September he goes on a month long annual pilgrimage to various places such as India, Spain, New York etc .. (actually he stays with his sister in Yetminster according to his neighbours who work for the CIA). He has never worked .. I cannot understand why. Are you in a similar situation? Whoever writes your scropts, needs sacking and executing ASAP ! It's fucking dire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You make me think of a local who wanders around looking as if he is off on a safari, if you visit him in his flat you have to talk to him very quietly as his next door neighbours work for the CIA and use radio equipment to record everything he says. Every September he goes on a month long annual pilgrimage to various places such as India, Spain, New York etc .. (actually he stays with his sister in Yetminster according to his neighbours who work for the CIA). He has never worked .. I cannot understand why. Are you in a similar situation? You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 15/04/2023 at 18:11, PANZER MURPHY said: Tell me your number 2 without telling me your number 2 ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Reported for being a thick and annoying cunt. Stick to your usual one trick pony routine of playing the Brit hating, hard done by, but still smiling, paddy simpleton. Fucking sort yourself out Panzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported for being a thick and annoying cunt. Stick to your usual one trick pony routine of playing the Brit hating, hard done by, but still smiling, paddy simpleton. Fucking sort yourself out Panzy Ooo..Sheriff sputters gonna clean up deadwood gulch..whats my crime..ya wont take me alive you kant..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Sorry i can't decode that bollocks you have thrown together there. Thick cunt. Do you and that unfortunate doggo have matching thick imitation gold chains?..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What the fuck would you do if a stranger rammed two unsolicited nostrils up your hoop? I really don't know. Don't keep us in suspense, Peter, what did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 Cuntbreed Dog Owners. That would be all of them, don't you think? Dogs as part of the family. But you've got to ask yourself one question. Would you trust your canine sibling to make your breakfast, or dinner? I wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 minute ago, and said: Cuntbreed Dog Owners. That would be all of them, don't you think? Dogs as part of the family. But you've got to ask yourself one question. Would you trust your canine sibling make your breakfast, or dinner? I wonder... If you kick them they will often make a bolt for the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: If you kick them they will often make a bolt for the door. Do you kick dogs Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 42 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: If you kick them they will often make a bolt for the door. In spite of your weak, bullshit attempt at allegedly caring for someone's Labrador, you show your true colours yet again here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Do you and that unfortunate doggo have matching thick imitation gold chains?..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY What's your point here Panzy ?...apart from dribbling on to your bib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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