Mike Hunt Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 This woman deserves a real cunting. She buys a 5L tin of emulsion, checks out of the store, drives off and before you can say Dr White, her interior is drenched. But it's not her fault, it's Homebase's because they were rude to her. Can't think why they were rude to her. Could it be cos she scweamed and scweamed until she made herself sick, but still didn't get any compo so she called them a bunch of cunts? Besides that, we all know it takes 3 or 4 goes with a bloody great screwdriver to prise open the tin. She was probably sick of the Hyundai and wanted to white it off. https://www.malverngazette.co.uk/news/23439122.homebase-sold-faulty-paint-spilt-back-car/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: This woman deserves a real cunting. She buys a 5L tin of emulsion, checks out of the store, drives off and before you can say Dr White, her interior is drenched. But it's not her fault, it's Homebase's because they were rude to her. Can't think why they were rude to her. Could it be cos she scweamed and scweamed until she made herself sick, but still didn't get any compo so she called them a bunch of cunts? Besides that, we all know it takes 3 or 4 goes with a bloody great screwdriver to prise open the tin. She was probably sick of the Hyundai and wanted to white it off. https://www.malverngazette.co.uk/news/23439122.homebase-sold-faulty-paint-spilt-back-car/ One can only begin to imagine the headlines and faux outrage if the stupid cunt was black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 If it's good enough for Sir Lenny... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If it's good enough for Sir Lenny... Let that be your last battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Let that be your last battlefield. An episode written, somewhat ironically, by Gene L. Coon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 54 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: This woman deserves a real cunting. She buys a 5L tin of emulsion, checks out of the store, drives off and before you can say Dr White, her interior is drenched. But it's not her fault, it's Homebase's because they were rude to her. Can't think why they were rude to her. Could it be cos she scweamed and scweamed until she made herself sick, but still didn't get any compo so she called them a bunch of cunts? Besides that, we all know it takes 3 or 4 goes with a bloody great screwdriver to prise open the tin. She was probably sick of the Hyundai and wanted to white it off. https://www.malverngazette.co.uk/news/23439122.homebase-sold-faulty-paint-spilt-back-car/ Looks to me like Homebase are trying to whitewash and gloss over this. Admittedly, she’s as fragile as an eggshell, but it was all over the matt and it would’ve been worse if someone had satin it. Fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 38 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Looks to me like Homebase are trying to whitewash and gloss over this. Admittedly, she’s as fragile as an eggshell, but it was all over the matt and it would’ve been worse if someone had satin it. Fuck off. Brilliant (white). She was unable to control her emulsions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 She’s traded in the Hyundai for A Citroen Picasso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Looks like the back of my van on a friday night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Looks like the back of my van on a friday night You spelled ‘inside of my pants’ wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Looks like the back of my van on a friday night Only Friday? Presumably you have to spend the rest of the week cleaning the mess up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, and said: Only Friday? Presumably you have to spend the rest of the week cleaning the mess up? I imagine that this is the sort of scene you'll find inside your Honda Jazz on most days of the week: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Old Chap, getting himself ready for 'work'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She’s traded in the Hyundai for A Citroen Picasso. No. She’s bought a Hockney cab which we all know is a tight little Turner. Lol…etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Old Chap, getting himself ready for 'work'... I think it’s what those little boys saw first thing in the morning after a ‘sleepover’ at Michael Jackson’s kiddie-ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 52 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No. She’s bought a Hockney cab which we all know is a tight little Turner. Lol…etc. Careful what you say DC or you’ll have a Constable at your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: Careful what you say DC or you’ll have a Constable at your door. Munch as I appreciate your concern, it Matisse not to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that this is the sort of scene you'll find inside your Honda Jazz on most days of the week: Honda Jizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 A load of Pollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Munch as I appreciate your concern, it Matisse not to me. A bit brutal DC tbh, but saatchis life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A load of Pollocks. Emin a meeting at the moment but I’ll get back to you at the Hirst opportunity Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A load of Pollocks. Turner it in Gypps, you Prize plum, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A load of Pollocks. So…what are you Goya do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She’s traded in the Hyundai for A Citroen Picasso. Can you tow a Caravanggio with one of them? Asking for Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: A bit brutal DC tbh, but saatchis life. I’ve thought this Manet times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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