King Billy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: There's an obvious irony in the story its author seems to have missed, in as much as Stephen Hawking's name on the 'Immortality Drive' also includes the same DNA which eventually led to his death from an irreversible neurodegenerative disease. 40 years a spastic and yet not one picture of him dribbling. Photoshop nif nof imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: There's an obvious irony in the story its author seems to have missed, in as much as Stephen Hawking's name on the 'Immortality Drive' also includes the same DNA which eventually led to his death from an irreversible neurodegenerative disease. Indeed. It’s a classic Trojan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 12 hours ago, White Cunt said: Indeed. It’s a classic Trojan. Do you want to suck my fucking cock, White Cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my fucking cock, White Cunt? That’s a noble if misguided offer, Decs. You must by now be aware of my breathing shortcomings and potential complications of your dick getting stuck between my front teeth. Bring some floss, mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, White Cunt said: That’s a noble if misguided offer, Decs. You must by now be aware of my breathing shortcomings and potential complications of your dick getting stuck between my front teeth. Bring some floss, mate. He may try and trick you by painting it blue and writing ‘Ventolin’ on the side of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He may try and trick you by painting it blue and writing ‘Ventolin’ on the side of it. “2 puffs twice daily” is an instruction clearly misunderstood by some Corner stalwarts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 57 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “2 puffs twice daily” is an instruction clearly misunderstood by some Corner stalwarts. If they swallow, just give them carbocisteine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “2 puffs twice daily” is an instruction clearly misunderstood by some Corner stalwarts. LCS, a four day Junior Doctor's strike has begun in blighty... I've been watching the news and they're asking for a 35% pay increase due to the Government taking the piss for the last 10 years or so. Whilst I agree with their need for a pay increase, 35% (although deserved) isn't going to happen is it? One guy was saying that they're being offered jobs in Australia and New Zealand with better conditions... What a fucking mess eh, some might say the Tories are deliberately trying to kill the NHS, eyeing the masses of money they could make privatisating it. I think we should be training more of our own potential Doctors and stop poaching poorer countries. This cunt government never plan and build for the long term, it's always short term fixes. Anyways, I've been watching Aussie Gold Hunters on Quest and was thinking of coming over to get some of that gold and I was wondering what you thought about it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 56 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: LCS, a four day Junior Doctor's strike has begun in blighty... I've been watching the news and they're asking for a 35% pay increase due to the Government taking the piss for the last 10 years or so. Whilst I agree with their need for a pay increase, 35% (although deserved) isn't going to happen is it? One guy was saying that they're being offered jobs in Australia and New Zealand with better conditions... What a fucking mess eh, some might say the Tories are deliberately trying to kill the NHS, eyeing the masses of money they could make privatisating it. I think we should be training more of our own potential Doctors and stop poaching poorer countries. This cunt government never plan and build for the long term, it's always short term fixes. Anyways, I've been watching Aussie Gold Hunters on Quest and was thinking of coming over to get some of that gold and I was wondering what you thought about it? I've been watching some Aussie TV myself, Raas. Bluey. Sounds like a porno, doesn't it? But alas it's a cartoon fucking dog that my daughter and seemingly every other small child in Britain is obsessed with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've been watching some Aussie TV myself, Raas. Bluey. Sounds like a porno, doesn't it? But alas it's a cartoon fucking dog that my daughter and seemingly every other small child in Britain is obsessed with. I don't know who these Aussies think they are Decs, not content with bombarding us with Neighbours and Home and Away, they've now got Bluey (who I haven't heard of until today). That former mullet cunt Jason Donovan lives round the corner from me, shall I go and beat him up? I could pretend to be from The Postcode Lottery... someone's knocking at the door, someone's ringing the bell. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If they swallow, just give them carbocisteine. Mucolytics are mostly shite Eric. You knew that already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If they swallow, just give them carbocisteine. Forget this shit @Eric Cuntman. It has been reported that police have been sent to the White Hart Inn, Grays, to remove the landlady's display of Golliwogs in the bar. Some cunt reported it. You're local, sort it. @Eddie@Old Chap Raasclaat, get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: LCS, a four day Junior Doctor's strike has begun in blighty... I've been watching the news and they're asking for a 35% pay increase due to the Government taking the piss for the last 10 years or so. Whilst I agree with their need for a pay increase, 35% (although deserved) isn't going to happen is it? One guy was saying that they're being offered jobs in Australia and New Zealand with better conditions... What a fucking mess eh, some might say the Tories are deliberately trying to kill the NHS, eyeing the masses of money they could make privatisating it. I think we should be training more of our own potential Doctors and stop poaching poorer countries. This cunt government never plan and build for the long term, it's always short term fixes. Anyways, I've been watching Aussie Gold Hunters on Quest and was thinking of coming over to get some of that gold and I was wondering what you thought about it? I’m reluctant to comment much OCR, as the continual boorish jeering anyone left of Himmler attracts hereabouts is dull as shit. Let’s just say my own junior years, while dominated by long hours and one in three nights on call, were some of my happiest. But I had free education, free on site digs, subsidised food in the Doctors’ mess, helpful and respectful colleagues, several ward sisters who made me cocoa if I was called out of bed to a ward of 24 stable patients I knew well, and the medicine was a lot easier back in the day when a stonking MI was treated with bed rest and aspirin if you were lucky. Mess Parties were legendary. I pity modern juniors, laden down with £100k in debt, paid poorly, covering hundreds of complex multimorbid patients at night, often alone, and a high likelihood of being sued or beaten up if you so much as breathe wrong near a relative or misgender a colleague who thinks you’re an uppity scumbag only good for cannulating and writing discharge notes. Who can blame them for coming to Aus where they are paid twice as much for half as much work? 35% might seem huge, but if you freeze pay for thirteen years, you’ve got a lot of making up to do. Eight of ten GPs at my practice here are Brits. Hospitals are stuffed with ex NHS docs. The NHS is fucked, it’s been allowed to become fucked, and you’re all going to end up paying through the nose for what comes after it. If it costs a billion a year to give them 35%, I highly recommend you cough up. Good luck. As for Aussie Gold hunters, come on over and give it a try. Kalgoorlie is full of people who’ll tell you all about the football sized nuggets they’ve found lying about the place. A few of them might even sell you a map, if you ask. You’ll get a tan, if nothing else. Oh, hang on…. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit @Eric Cuntman. It has been reported that police have been sent to the White Hart Inn, Grays, to remove the landlady's display of Golliwogs in the bar. Some cunt reported it. You're local, sort it. @Eddie@Old Chap Raasclaat, get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off. There was a pub in Weeley, a few miles away called ‘The Black Boy’. I’m about to look it up but I’ll be surprised if it still exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’ll get a tan No time for getting a suntan, I'm all about that lovely gold (I was a pirate in Port Royal in a past life) and my tan is ok for now. https://images.app.goo.gl/WiRK269ZzuWd9aWu9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There was a pub in Weeley, a few miles away called ‘The Black Boy’. I’m about to look it up but I’ll be surprised if it still exists. There was a pub in Bristol called the Black boy Inn, on Whiteladies road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There was a pub in Weeley, a few miles away called ‘The Black Boy’. I’m about to look it up but I’ll be surprised if it still exists. There is a Blackboys Inn, Uckfield, Sussex. Maybe they are part of a chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: No time for getting a suntan, I'm all about that lovely gold (I was a pirate in Port Royal in a past life) and my tan is ok for now. https://images.app.goo.gl/WiRK269ZzuWd9aWu9 If I was black for a day, the urge to knock on a few doors and do a Papa Lazarou impression would be overwhelming. I’d also be up for a bit of BBC porn. It’s @Eric Cuntman’s favourite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m reluctant to comment much OCR, as the continual boorish jeering anyone left of Himmler attracts hereabouts is dull as shit. It's an interesting dynamic on here LCS, I myself have never voted Tory, am from a mostly Labour voting family and cannot stand the Tory wankers in power, however I also have a few slightly more right wing views... Whilst I'd say this site definitely has a right wing bias I like the fact that people can express their opinions whether popular or not. I mean where else could an IRA cunt like @PANZER MURPHY express his anti British rhetoric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off. Nothing new here, moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 33 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If I was black for a day, the urge to knock on a few doors and do a Papa Lazarou impression would be overwhelming. I’d also be up for a bit of BBC porn. It’s @Eric Cuntman’s favourite. Within 3 posts you’ve mentioned black cocks. You’re like the man who throws the Rorschach cards at his doctor, screaming “Well you’re the one with all the pictures!”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Within 3 posts you’ve mentioned black cocks. You’re like the man who throws the Rorschach cards at his doctor, screaming “Well you’re the one with all the pictures!”. What would you do if you were black for a day, Eric? Don’t say suicide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 54 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's an interesting dynamic on here LCS, I myself have never voted Tory, am from a mostly Labour voting family and cannot stand the Tory wankers in power, however I also have a few slightly more right wing views... Whilst I'd say this site definitely has a right wing bias I like the fact that people can express their opinions whether popular or not. I mean where else could an IRA cunt like @PANZER MURPHY express his anti British rhetoric. @PANZER MURPHY is an old hand at an old game of poking the Little Englander. He has more patience than me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What would you do if you were black for a day, Eric? Don’t say suicide. Robberies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Robberies. You'd be white the day after though, and deemed a racist menace to society for blaming it all on poor Black Eric... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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