Mike Hunt Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 I dunno, but I do wonder about the parents. First it's an alleged underage gopher for brother one, now it's noncing for brother two. I do know they're a pair of twisted cunts though. https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/read-this/phillip-schofield-breaks-silence-after-brother-timothy-schofield-found-guilty-of-sexually-abusing-boy-4090876 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 It would appear that being a complete fucking wrong 'un is at least partially genetic. Thankfully their mother Pat only had two children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I dunno, but I do wonder about the parents. First it's an alleged underage gopher for brother one, now it's noncing for brother two. I do know they're a pair of twisted cunts though. https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/read-this/phillip-schofield-breaks-silence-after-brother-timothy-schofield-found-guilty-of-sexually-abusing-boy-4090876 Pip sounds like he's trying very hard to distance himself from old Timbo in that article, to the point that it sounds like he's definitely covered up more than what we've been led to believe. It's a well known fact that the prevalence of fiddling kids is higher per capita in the bandit population than in the normal one, even though @Last Cunt Standing disagrees with me, for reasons unknown. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pip sounds like he's trying very hard to distance himself from old Timbo in that article, to the point that it sounds like he's definitely covered up more than what we've been led to believe. It's a well known fact that the prevalence of fiddling kids is higher per capita in the bandit population than in the normal one, even though @Last Cunt Standing disagrees with me, for reasons unknown. He's not been posting much recently. Perhaps he's been busy sending coordinates of remote Western ‘Strayan beaches to illegal immigrants arriving by boat from the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Let's hope Timmy on hearing that his brother has disowned him wreaks revenge by giving up a story on 'Phillip the wrong un' and that they both end up in the prison showers with Big Leroy from C wing up to his nuts in guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Let's hope Timmy on hearing that his brother has disowned him wreaks revenge by giving up a story on 'Phillip the wrong un' and that they both end up in the prison showers with Big Leroy from C wing up to his nuts in guts. I expect Phil will be using his well practiced expertise at queue jumping for the showers if Mr Big is in there getting himself stiff and ready for a bit of ‘celebrity bum fun’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1770042/phillip-schofield-replacement-dancing-on-ice-stephen-mulhern I'm absolutely certain this had absolutely nothing to do with it. He loved nothing more than skating on thin ice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 40 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1770042/phillip-schofield-replacement-dancing-on-ice-stephen-mulhern I'm absolutely certain this had absolutely nothing to do with it. He loved nothing more than skating on thin ice. Either way, he can put it all behind him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1770042/phillip-schofield-replacement-dancing-on-ice-stephen-mulhern I'm absolutely certain this had absolutely nothing to do with it. He loved nothing more than skating on thin ice. How many gofers has Pip fisted? Two if you count the puppet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 I can name them - Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy. Edit - oh FFS, I'm in for a shafting now, forgot to quote you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 28 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I can name them - Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy. Edit - oh FFS, I'm in for a shafting now, forgot to quote you Prepare your arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 32 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I can name them - Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy. Colon Montbummery and Hairy Hardon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Colon Montbummery and Hairy Hardon. Vaggie Singh and Nick Fucko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Vaggie Singh and Nick Fucko Bum Daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 Matt Fitzpatrick (sic). Comeinem Young. Jordan Spunk. Phil Mylittleson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Matt Fitzpatrick (sic). Comeinem Young. Jordan Spunk. Phil Mylittleson. Shooter McGavin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shooter McGavin Putter Anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 On 16/05/2023 at 03:05, Decimus said: How many gofers has Pip fisted? Two if you count the puppet. Isn’t there a photo I’ve seen somewhere of young Pip out to dinner with his young man? Had the look of a weekend dad dragging his teenage boy down the Harvester and sitting in stony silence. God knows what’s in it for the young fella, other than the promise of career advancement perhaps. Is it really worth giving up your hole for the distant promise of a job as continuity announcer on ITV4, telling dozing pensioners it’s time for another episode of Vera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Isn’t there a photo I’ve seen somewhere of young Pip out to dinner with his young man? Had the look of a weekend dad dragging his teenage boy down the Harvester and sitting in stony silence. God knows what’s in it for the young fella, other than the promise of career advancement perhaps. Is it really worth giving up your hole for the distant promise of a job as continuity announcer on ITV4, telling dozing pensioners it’s time for another episode of Vera? "Come with me lad, and we'll see the bright lights together'. Then later you realise it was just a bottle of poppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 38 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Isn’t there a photo I’ve seen somewhere of young Pip out to dinner with his young man? Had the look of a weekend dad dragging his teenage boy down the Harvester and sitting in stony silence. God knows what’s in it for the young fella, other than the promise of career advancement perhaps. Is it really worth giving up your hole for the distant promise of a job as continuity announcer on ITV4, telling dozing pensioners it’s time for another episode of Vera? The Matt McGreevy gagging order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Isn’t there a photo I’ve seen somewhere of young Pip out to dinner with his young man? Had the look of a weekend dad dragging his teenage boy down the Harvester and sitting in stony silence. God knows what’s in it for the young fella, other than the promise of career advancement perhaps. Is it really worth giving up your hole for the distant promise of a job as continuity announcer on ITV4, telling dozing pensioners it’s time for another episode of Vera? It was common knowledge during my time at ITV south bank, brave Phil had parted ways from his young runner friend, who he met at a school, Phil kindly stayed in contact with until him until he was old enough to get a runners job at south bank studio. The runner , about to go public was suddenly promoted to an assistant producer on loose women, also produced in the south bank studios. Suddenly, and I don’t know why, the papers didn’t get their story, and brave, brave pip was a hero…. everyone knew about Phil, the crew had a WhatsApp group called ‘we hate Philip Schofield 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Eddie said: It was common knowledge during my time at ITV south bank, brave Phil had parted ways from his young runner friend, who he met at a school, Phil kindly stayed in contact with until him until he was old enough to get a runners job at south bank studio. The runner , about to go public was suddenly promoted to an assistant producer on loose women, also produced in the south bank studios. Suddenly, and I don’t know why, the papers didn’t get their story, and brave, brave pip was a hero…. everyone knew about Phil, the crew had a WhatsApp group called ‘we hate Philip Schofield It does explain a lot about the quality of ITV content for the last 20 years if this is the route to promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 He is a "much respected broadcaster". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Eddie said: It was common knowledge during my time at ITV south bank, brave Phil had parted ways from his young runner friend, who he met at a school, Phil kindly stayed in contact with until him until he was old enough to get a runners job at south bank studio. The runner , about to go public was suddenly promoted to an assistant producer on loose women, also produced in the south bank studios. Suddenly, and I don’t know why, the papers didn’t get their story, and brave, brave pip was a hero…. everyone knew about Phil, the crew had a WhatsApp group called ‘we hate Philip Schofield What did you do there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: It does explain a lot about the quality of ITV content for the last 20 years if this is the route to promotion. Over a £million a year to keep things out of public view and friends in high places or in the right place .. yes and the back door loading. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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