Dyslexic cnut Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Decimus said: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/voices/thomas-the-tank-autistic-train-b2162611.html%3famp Jesus fucking Christ. I hope we're all wiped out by a meteorite imminently. Surely an imaginary, autistic train requires an imaginary, autistic ticket collector? Any suggestions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or a big space sausage that’s waiting to hear from some whales that aren’t alive anymore. I also have a soft spot for V'ger. Or, more accurately, a hard spot for Lieutenant Ilia. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 16 hours ago, King Billy said: and after a chat realised he’d got twenty minutes to kill That's all very well, but what would he do for the other eighteen minutes after he's dumped his jizz? 💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I also have a soft spot for V'ger. Or, more accurately, a hard spot for Lieutenant Ilia. I loved the inclusion of Voyager, but I didn’t like the film. Decker was surplus to requirements. It felt like an experimental reboot that tried to go in a new direction but failed and was shitcanned in favour of the old formula for ‘The Wrath Of Khan’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 05/04/2023 at 13:31, Jake The Muss said: Yeah you can as that's your childish right and i believe in complete free speech...but remember i have a right to find you one dark night and claw hammer you while you're sleeping, you won't feel a thing. Take care. Won’t ever happen as you won’t be able to get from behind your Sofa to leave the house. Dim Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Dim Cunt I like those dipped in sweet and sour sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Won’t ever happen as you won’t be able to get from behind your Sofa to leave the house. Dim Cunt Teddy, what's with the aggression, mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Teddy, what's with the aggression, mate? His puberty blockers were taken away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: His puberty blockers were taken away. He’ll have at lrast six years to get some more before he needs them anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like those dipped in sweet and sour sauce. Ah so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Teddy, what's with the aggression, mate? Trace it back to Jake the Wuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Just now, Ted Cunterblast said: Trace it back to Jake the Wuss Why you got a pair of bollocks as your picture. Are you some sort of queer cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: His puberty blockers were taken away. 3 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Trace it back to Jake the Wuss Alright lads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Trace it back to Jake the Wuss I asked you a fucking question, boy. I strongly suggest that you answer me without coming across like a premenstrual school girl. Now, give me the full story or you'll regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 22 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Why you got a pair of bollocks as your picture. Are you some sort of queer cunt? A…Yes B…Yes C…Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 37 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Trace it back to Jake the Wuss Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid. @Franks not got it in him these days. As impotent here as he is in life. No wonder he takes it up the shitter so readily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid. The Frank Modus Operandi: 1- Gallivant across the Spic states of Europe on an anachronistic three month progress, whilst dressed like some sort of mid-life crisis Beau Brummell cunt. 2: Get extradited from one of the said Spic states due to reasons prohibited for discussion by law. 3: Log on to The Corner and find the latest new spastic with the most amount of chromosomes. Post a Rocky video and tell said tongue choker that he likes them...a lot. 4: Get an absolute fucking hiding from everyone apart from Pen and the latest substitute mongoloid and fuck off into the ether for another few months. 5: Comfort eats copious amounts of cock and buys some £6000 Ronald McDonald looking shoes to make himself feel alive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: He’ll have at lrast six years to get some more before he needs them anyway. Just imagine when the cunt turns 18 and it hits him right between the minces..that his sex life is null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alright lads? Alright Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Just imagine when the cunt turns 18 and it hits him right between the minces..that his sex life is null and void. His sex life, ridiculous as it might sound is far more likely to hit him slap bang between the cheeks of his pimpled arse tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Why you got a pair of bollocks as your picture. Are you some sort of queer cunt? Not as queer as you Rent Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Just imagine when the cunt turns 18 and it hits him right between the minces..that his sex life is null and void. Doubt if your balls have even dropped You are about as interesting as a nine wiper the morning after a Vindaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid. You would know all about that wouldn’t you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Anyway, enough of being nice Have a great Easter and plenty of Cunting to all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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