Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Someone had to tell him. When he tries, he's one of the best on here.. his posts on the DC household are superb. The repetitive Ape-style one-liner barking shite does him no favours. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off. @Frank, I feel he needs to practice his delivery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who have you fingered lately? I tried it on with a female screw. Got out of solitary this morning. If I’m being honest, Eric, it was probably for the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Cordless drills are for puffs. I only use a corded masonry drill that'll brake your wrist if it snags on anything. Cunt threw me off a ladder once when I was putting up a curtain rail - the twisted remains of the drill bit are still embedded in the wall to this day. Bosch 24v cordless are the preferred tool of choice for the specialist kneecapping units in the Loyalist districts of Belfast. Apparently they’re far less likely to malfunction than a rusty 9mm automatic pistol (German engineering) and have the added bonus of sounding exactly like a Stuka dive bomber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Think I'll get a Japanese Ryobi drill instead. My Grandad concealed one in his back passage (with the charger and a spare battery) for two years in a Jap POW camp, and my Granny said it still worked perfectly for years after the war. Apparently he didn’t have a wristwatch when he was taken prisoner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: My Grandad concealed one in his back passage (with the charger and a spare battery) for two years in a Jap POW camp, and my Granny said it still worked perfectly for years after the war. Apparently he didn’t have a wristwatch when he was taken prisoner. And this shit is between you, me, and mister soon to be living the rest of his short arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And this shit is between you, me, and mister soon to be living the rest of his short arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here. Zed’s dead Baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Zed’s dead Baby. ‘Where’s my Honda?’ ’I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.’ one of my favourite bits of Tarantino dialogue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Where’s my Honda?’ ’I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.’ one of my favourite bits of Tarantino dialogue. “AK47 Accept no substitute when you gotta kill every motherfucker in the room” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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