Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Well, if this bullshit doesn't have a whiff of ol' Cocky/Pervy Pete about it... Which is why I posted the "Boys Beware" gifs three weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Which is why I posted the "Boys Beware" gifs three weeks ago. You did indeed – and I acknowledged it at the time. The point I was making is: why is he still here? It doesn't hurt to keep winnowing out undesirables, however, especially as we have re-entered the Twattosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 15 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Put me off 'TV porn' for life. What's your opinion about internet porn? Available 24/7 if you have the right data package, although, having to keep fiddling with the screen to get the best picture angle for your favourite bits can be a bit of a nuisance, especially mid-vinegar stroke. 📱🥒💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 I used to steal pens & high grade soap from the hotel I worked at At 22 an aunt told me I was getting older and should be married as if being single was wrong .I replied she was 50 and old so why wasn't she dead yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Lucy said: What's your opinion about internet porn? Available 24/7 if you have the right data package, although, having to keep fiddling with the screen to get the best picture angle for your favourite bits can be a bit of a nuisance, especially mid-vinegar stroke. 📱🥒💦 Another spectacularly weird and creepy post. What the fuck is wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: as if being single was wrong Being single is wrong, unless you're single, then you should be double.💕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Just now, Ape™️ said: Another spectacularly weird and creepy post. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just because you're ashamed of your sexuality, doesn't mean everybody else should be. WTF has it got to do with you, are you some sort of Mary Whitehouse reincarnation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, Lucy said: Just because you're ashamed of your sexuality, doesn't mean everybody else should be. WTF has it got to do with you, are you some sort of Mary Whitehouse reincarnation? Your description of Internet porn viewing, with data plans and getting the right screen angle, is just very odd. There’s clearly something not right about you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your description of Internet porn viewing, with data plans and getting the right screen angle, is just very odd. There’s clearly something not right about you. I suspect he's watching it through binoculars from a bush in a neighbour's back garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Lucy said: What's your opinion about internet porn? Available 24/7 if you have the right data package, although, having to keep fiddling with the screen to get the best picture angle for your favourite bits can be a bit of a nuisance, especially mid-vinegar stroke. 📱🥒💦 The word "vinegar" reminds me, R-soles: how would you rate the quality of vinegar sachets from KFC compared to your local fish & chips takeaway, for example? Lol. You wanker. I bet you say, "I'll have a meal for one" every time, you sad, lonely cunt. Your recent behaviour makes it appear as though you no longer care we label you 'Mr Shit', and instead have allowed yourself to post more freely (such as with your recent revelations) and comment above, each carrying the characterisics of a single weirdo who wanks 24/7 to internet porn because they have no partner or sex life. The more content you submit, the more strange you become. As though generally hating animals and having an infatuation with their poo wasn't enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, peglegtwo said: I used to steal pens & high grade soap from the hotel I worked at At 22 an aunt told me I was getting older and should be married as if being single was wrong .I replied she was 50 and old so why wasn't she dead yet ? What!? If a gorilla from the Planet of the Apes franchise had escaped into the wild, and could speak part-English, and we could analogically link this gorilla to one commenter on the Corner, this person would very likely be you. You retarded fucking grunting primate, honestly. I bet the other hotel employees watched in amazement as you inserted a couple of bars of soap & biro pens up your jacksie, before demanding a bowl of bananas for the finishing act. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Lucy said: Just because you're ashamed of your sexuality, doesn't mean everybody else should be. WTF has it got to do with you, are you some sort of Mary Whitehouse reincarnation? She wished that there more broadcasters like Jimmy Saville 🤣. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: Well, if this bullshit doesn't have a whiff of ol' Cocky/Pervy Pete about it... admin must have lost count of the sheer amount of new IP addresses you've sourced. You're not wanted here, you vile cunt. Fuck off - permanently. What are you wittering on about now you knobjockey? This is a confessions thread, sorry if it offends the prefect. Maybe there's a CAMRA or trainspotting forum you can join which would be more to your taste. Boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 4 hours ago, Lucy said: What's your opinion about internet porn? Available 24/7 if you have the right data package, although, having to keep fiddling with the screen to get the best picture angle for your favourite bits can be a bit of a nuisance, especially mid-vinegar stroke. 📱🥒💦 What are you doing, watching it on a smartphone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: What are you doing, watching it on a smartphone? That's what @Wolfie does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 51 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: What are you doing, watching it on a smartphone? No, he’s watching it on his mum’s smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, he’s watching it on his mum’s smartphone. Dead casual like.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 4 hours ago, peglegtwo said: I used to steal pens & high grade soap from the hotel I worked at At 22 an aunt told me I was getting older and should be married as if being single was wrong .I replied she was 50 and old so why wasn't she dead yet ? How are the bars of soap and Premier Inn biro sales going at the car boot sale now? Just asking for your Auntie as she’s probably brown bread now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: She wished that there more broadcasters like Jimmy Saville 🤣. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 21 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: What are you doing, watching it on a smartphone? No, I'm watching on a 50" Samsung tv, with binoculars, through the neighbours back window. It was just an inquiry to see if there was an easier way to get my jollies.🥒💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lucy said: No, I'm watching on a 50" Samsung tv, with binoculars, through the neighbours back window. It was just an inquiry to see if there was an easier way to get my jollies.🥒💦 I see. What type of porn are you into? Would you consider yourself a 'connoisseur'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Would you consider yourself a 'connoisseur'? Absolutely. The 70's was an interesting time, a bit amateurish, but worth a dabble. Going into the 80's, not keen on the fashion, too much make-up. the elaborate hairstyles, AIDS. There was some good indie/gonzo stuff in the 90's, then it all got a bit slick, too professional. You want it more realistic, like it could happen to you in the right situation, you know, like when you find a discarded Sooty puppet just lying about the house, so you improvise a scenario, like Wolfie would 🧸 Obviously, when the internet came along, every two-bob whore wanted in on it, streaming, pay-per-view. Still, I guess there's now something available for every taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 17:11, Cuntybaws said: I suspect he's watching it through binoculars from a bush in a neighbour's back garden. 1 hour ago, Lucy said: No, I'm watching on a 50" Samsung tv, with binoculars, through the neighbours back window. As @cuntspotter was wont to say, a prophet is not without honour save in his own land. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As @cuntspotter was wont to say, a prophet is not without honour save in his own land. I could sense a presence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: I see. What type of porn are you into? Would you consider yourself a 'connoisseur'? 4 hours ago, Lucy said: Absolutely. The 70's was an interesting time, a bit amateurish, but worth a dabble. Going into the 80's, not keen on the fashion, too much make-up. the elaborate hairstyles, AIDS. There was some good indie/gonzo stuff in the 90's, then it all got a bit slick, too professional. You want it more realistic, like it could happen to you in the right situation, you know, like when you find a discarded Sooty puppet just lying about the house, so you improvise a scenario, like Wolfie would 🧸 Obviously, when the internet came along, every two-bob whore wanted in on it, streaming, pay-per-view. Still, I guess there's now something available for every taste. You pair of creeps. If you want to compare what type of online grot you wank off to, there is the PM facility and specialist website for repulsive, jizz smelling social outcasts. I believe one of you has history of PMing another punter regarding your vile sexual fantasy about the then underage Greta Thunberg? Again, there are other places to discuss fucking children. As a parent, I’d rather it wasn’t this site. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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