The Cunts Corner Confession Thread

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Lucy said:

Well, well, well, Mr smug know-it-all gets his facts wrong, again.

I didn't mention anything about wanking, that was your assumption, but then again, when has the fuckin' truth ever mattered to a cunt like you?

We won't be waiting to see your astonishing revelations on this thread, as you already admitted a few months ago what sort of pervert you are, with your deviant love of puppetry 🧸

Happy now, Wiffles?

If you can’t see how genuinely fuckin’ (sic) weird the post you made yesterday was, you’re even more of a dickhead than I’ve previously given you credit for. Truly strange and sinister.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Quite remarkable. Just when I worry this unique little hole might be dying, a Z-lister like you comes out with this. Let's succincty break down the facts:

1) You were a professional footballer, but you didn't persevere because the industry was full of gays.

2) You didn't shower with your teammates, preferring instead to use the ladies changing rooms & shower area.

3) You were surprised when some girls invaded your privacy because they wanted to use their designated changing rooms, in which you were showering at the time with an erection.

4) You wanked yourself off in a KFC drive-thru watching strangers perform sex acts.

So, before Sooty becomes your usual go-to retaliatory measure, because you've got nothing else in your locker, explain to myself & @Ape™️ how you intend to survive these bizarre revelations. It's as though you're desperately attempting to portray yourself a as normal, red-blooded, heterosexual male – which we all here know you're not!

Fucking weirdo.

If he’s admitting to all this without anyone even asking, what the fuck has he been up to that he hasn’t mentioned yet?

[Wolfie]

3 hours ago, Lucy said:

Well, well, well, Mr smug know-it-all gets his facts wrong, again.

I didn't mention anything about wanking, that was your assumption, but then again, when has the fuckin' truth ever mattered to a cunt like you?

We won't be waiting to see your astonishing revelations on this thread, as you already admitted a few months ago what sort of pervert you are, with your deviant love of puppetry 🧸

Happy now, Wiffles?

Your denial of point 4) suggests the first three are quite correct (lol!) – confirming your status as the Corner's most weird, totally avoidable, dog-hating fuck. When you said "I watched some cunt getting gobbled in a KFC drive-through, and I was gonna go home and watch some internet porn, so it saved me some time...", well this very much suggests you saved yourself some "time" for an obvious reason. How else should one interpret this?

Seriously, freak, I bet you were always picked first before a match... as the pre-game poop picker, LOL.

[PANZER MURPHY]

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Reported for misgendering. As the only Sinn Fein cheerleader on here as far as I know, you’ve got no excuse for this blatant bigotry. Come on Panzy ffs. Even the tens of thousands of ‘new Irish’ guests roaming the backstreets of Dublin and every other city and town by night, and lurking around outside schools (secondary and primary) with their hairy hands down the front of their designer tracksuits by day, are up to speed on the danger to democracy of such dangerous language. Allah Ahkbar.

Dunno why ya get all het up about noirs n duskys bally baby..nothin me or ye can do about em  ..i mean yer an immigrant n yer tolerated..live n let live..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[and]

19 hours ago, King Billy said:

Why does anyone go dogging?

You're asking the wrong cunt, it's a well known fact, I hate 'Man's best friend' @Wolfie

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

9 minutes ago, Lucy said:

You're asking the wrong cunt, it's a well known fact, I hate 'Man's best friend' @Wolfie

No no, 'dogging'. You know, meeting strangers in the woods for cold and awkward group sex and masturbation. You must be familiar with that.

Confess all and repent!

[and]

20 hours ago, Wolfie said:

well this very much suggests you saved yourself some "time" for an obvious reason. How else should one interpret this?

The obvious reason would be, to anyone who wasn't adept at making up perverted scenarios to satisfy his own personal deviancy, I simply meant that I watched the action and saved myself the trouble of trawling the net for some other amusement.

Anyone can read my original post, Wiffles, you were the one who brought up the subject of wanking, but as I didn't have a Sooty puppet to hand, I managed to resist the urge to spill some jizz. 

Pity you don't have my self-control 🧸

[and]

10 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

You know, meeting strangers in the woods for cold and awkward group sex and masturbation.

That's @Wolfiefavourite pastime, in fact, it's the only reason he bought a Poodle, so he had an excuse to go out and meet people, in the park.

I have no experience involving such deviancy, it's beyond the pale.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

Just now, Lucy said:

That's @Wolfiefavourite pastime, in fact, it's the only reason he bought a Poodle, so he had an excuse to go out and meet people, in the park.

I have no experience involving such deviancy, it's beyond the pale.

Well, well. The buttoned down wannabe school prefect, who'd a thunk it?

@Wolfie, come on son, confession time.

Let it all out.

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24 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Well, well. The buttoned down wannabe school prefect, who'd a thunk it?

@Wolfie, come on son, confession time.

Let it all out.

You should've been here sooner, he spilt the beans (and a lot more besides) a few months ago, something about tossing himself off into a Sooty puppet, then leaving it hanging around the house so visitors could get the benefit of his crusty secretions.

What a fuckin' deviant cunt he is, I don't understand how he can still show his face on here after that perverted confession.

Imagine going to his house for an innocent chat, and ending-up with a handful of sticky fingers, disgusting!

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Lucy said:

You should've been here sooner, he spilt the beans (and a lot more besides) a few months ago, something about tossing himself off into a Sooty puppet, then leaving it hanging around the house so visitors could get the benefit of his crusty secretions.

What a fuckin' deviant cunt he is, I don't understand how he can still show his face on here after that perverted confession.

Imagine going to his house for an innocent chat, and ending-up with a handful of sticky fingers, disgusting!

Stop trying to deflect attention from your own drive through wanking confession, Mr Weird. Also, read back the highlighted sentence to yourself - you’ll notice it’s very, very strange. 
 

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43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Stop trying to deflect attention from your own drive through wanking confession, Mr Weird. Also, read back the highlighted sentence to yourself - you’ll notice it’s very, very strange. 
 

Seems you're suffering from the same malady as the dog defending deviant @Wolfie, making things up as you go along.

I have no need of deflection, I just pointed out the truth, Wiffles lied about what I posted, as he often does, it's that simple, simpleton.

If you need any other explanation, ask him why he feels a need to invent scenarios that didn't happen, probably something to do with angry little man syndrome, he can't/won't admit his penchant for telling porkies.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

. You know, meeting strangers in the woods for cold and awkward group sex and masturbation.

Or in the queue at the KFC drive through.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

27 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Or in the queue at the KFC drive through.

He was hungry for a gobblin'

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

He was hungry for a gobblin'

Who’s that Carol Pennant looking cunt in your avatar?

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Who’s that Carol Pennant looking cunt in your avatar?

Purple Aki.

[King Billy]

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who’s that Carol Pennant looking cunt in your avatar?

Eddie

[Wolfie]

16 hours ago, Lucy said:

Seems you're suffering from the same malady as the dog defending deviant @Wolfie, making things up as you go along.

I have no need of deflection, I just pointed out the truth, Wiffles lied about what I posted, as he often does, it's that simple, simpleton.

If you need any other explanation, ask him why he feels a need to invent scenarios that didn't happen, probably something to do with angry little man syndrome, he can't/won't admit his penchant for telling porkies.

 

19 hours ago, Lucy said:

You're asking the wrong cunt, it's a well known fact, I hate 'Man's best friend' @Wolfie

 

19 hours ago, Lucy said:

That's @Wolfiefavourite pastime, in fact, it's the only reason he bought a Poodle, so he had an excuse to go out and meet people, in the park.

I have no experience involving such deviancy, it's beyond the pale.

Wolfie this, Wolfie that... it's clear to see you're an obsessive twat.

You freaky, thick, dog-hating, shit-diving, KFC drive-thru wanking Scat Fuhrer. 

[and]

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

it's clear to see

It's abundantly clear to see, you're an angry little man, who doesn't like being called out for the lying sack-of-shit that you evidently are.

Fuck off.

[Wolfie]

21 hours ago, Lucy said:

Seems you're suffering from the same malady as the dog defending deviant @Wolfie, making things up as you go along.

I have no need of deflection, I just pointed out the truth, Wiffles lied about what I posted, as he often does, it's that simple, simpleton.

If you need any other explanation, ask him why he feels a need to invent scenarios that didn't happen, probably something to do with angry little man syndrome, he can't/won't admit his penchant for telling porkies.

It seems I've gotten right inside of your head – and not for the first time. It's roomy. Anyone needing proof ought to scroll through the sheer amount of @Wolfie tags in your profile. What a fucking fruitcake stalker you're turning out to be. I don't expect any gratitude for finding your latest moniker though, lol:

[and]

52 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

It seems I've gotten right inside of your head

The delusion lives on...

[Ape™️]

3 hours ago, Lucy said:

The delusion lives on...

Finger lickin’ good wanker.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

OK, a late night one from me.

When I was about 17-18 I stole my mum's credit card from her bag whilst she was asleep, crept into the front room and used it to pay for one night's viewing of Television X on sky digital. I had to watch it with the sound down so as to not wake my parents.

I pulled my trousers down and started to wank silently. Unfortunately our cat was in the room watching me whilst I was doing it, even worse was to come when it started to brush up against me while I was near-climax, which caused me to jump up and then fall face first (trousers were around my ankles) on the floor, cumming as I did and brusing my penis.

I was in agony, but I dared not cry out as it would wake the house and they would find me face down, trousers around my ankles, watching porn with the cat now licking my arse. Instead I dragged myself to my room silently along the corridor, the trail of ejaculate in my wake making me resemble a human snail.

The next day I complained to my parents of pain in my lower abdomen and they took me to the doctor. I was too embarrassed to say what really happened, so I think I told him I took a football in the nuts. He examined me and concluded I was just a bit brused, but that I was lucky not to have testicular torsion.

Put me off 'TV porn' for life.

[Eric Cuntman]

Jesus tittyfucking Christ

[Wolfie]

9 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

OK, a late night one from me.

When I was about 17-18 I stole my mum's credit card from her bag whilst she was asleep, crept into the front room and used it to pay for one night's viewing of Television X on sky digital. I had to watch it with the sound down so as to not wake my parents.

I pulled my trousers down and started to wank silently. Unfortunately our cat was in the room watching me whilst I was doing it, even worse was to come when it started to brush up against me while I was near-climax, which caused me to jump up and then fall face first (trousers were around my ankles) on the floor, cumming as I did and brusing my penis.

I was in agony, but I dared not cry out as it would wake the house and they would find me face down, trousers around my ankles, watching porn with the cat now licking my arse. Instead I dragged myself to my room silently along the corridor, the trail of ejaculate in my wake making me resemble a human snail.

The next day I complained to my parents of pain in my lower abdomen and they took me to the doctor. I was too embarrassed to say what really happened, so I think I told him I took a football in the nuts. He examined me and concluded I was just a bit brused, but that I was lucky not to have testicular torsion.

Put me off 'TV porn' for life.

Well, if this bullshit doesn't have a whiff of ol' Cocky/Pervy Pete about it... admin must have lost count of the sheer amount of new IP addresses you've sourced. 

You're not wanted here, you vile cunt. Fuck off - permanently.