The Cunts Corner Confession Thread

[Ted Cunterblast]

16 minutes ago, Neil said:

Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register.

I fucked her daughter too.

The End

Dirty Cunts - all 3 of them

[PANZER MURPHY]

46 minutes ago, Neil said:

Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register.

I fucked her daughter too.

The End

Neil baby...yer fukkin hilarious 

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Neil baby...yer fukkin hilarious 

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Either this genuinely happened and was actually a horrific case of child sexual abuse, or Neil has invented it as the only way to get hard when he's out Bundying.

Either or, the fact that you find it funny speaks volumes about your own mindset. I can imagine you now, camo trousers and 'RA beret at your feet, your maggot in your hand in some seedy Dublin peep show theatre. As soon as the toothless, Gaelic slag in the booth has got her rancid tits out, every other cunt with a Jersey Royal in their pocket has blown their load. Except you, because you're sat chuckling like a fucking idiot, with your cock flapping about like a second hand car showroom's inflatable tube man.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Gloria said:

 with your cock flapping about like a second hand car showroom's inflatable tube man.

‘Masturbating in a seedy booth, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman…’

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

so I urinate in whatever empty bottle I can find,

Probably a lot to choose from  if you pop next door to your parents bedroom.

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Lucy said:

Oh, and there was that time I sat and watched some cunt getting gobbled in a KFC drive-through,

You could have just said ‘I like to go dogging’ and shut up.

[Ape™️]

4 hours ago, Lucy said:

I was once a professional footballer (non-league, I admit) I had to get out because, as we know, football is for irons, I don't swing that way. I also got caught taking a shower in the ladies changing room at a sports event, their water was hot, the men's shower was cold, and I'm very sensitive.

Shameful, I didn't realise a load of muddied, sweaty females would be rushing in to get clean, the semi I produced was a touch embarrassing.

Oh, and there was that time I sat and watched some cunt getting gobbled in a KFC drive-through, not my fault the cunts were taking too long to get served and got carried away, I'm not that ashamed of that, I was gonna go home and watch some internet porn anyway, so it saved me some time.

 

This is one of the weirdest posts I’ve ever seen on here, written by one of the weirdest cunts I’ve ever seen on here.

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, Gloria said:

Either this genuinely happened and was actually a horrific case of child sexual abuse, or Neil has invented it as the only way to get hard when he's out Bundying.

Either or, the fact that you find it funny speaks volumes about your own mindset. I can imagine you now, camo trousers and 'RA beret at your feet, your maggot in your hand in some seedy Dublin peep show theatre. As soon as the toothless, Gaelic slag in the booth has got her rancid tits out, every other cunt with a Jersey Royal in their pocket has blown their load. Except you, because you're sat chuckling like a fucking idiot, with your cock flapping about like a second hand car showroom's inflatable tube man.

Camo pantaloonz n beret?...hello ..1972 calling ..dum fuukk..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

 

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[Decimus]

1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Camo pantaloonz n beret?...hello ..1972 calling ..dum fuukk..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

 

.

Says the man who insists that "The war is ova Bby" yet has continuously pedalled ultra-republican, anti-British nonsense on here straight out of a Bloody Sunday tribute act for the last eight years.

I imagine you spend your weekends at the mouth of the Liffey pointing a spud gun towards Britain whilst cosplaying as Michael Collins 

Lol.

[Mike Hunt]

On 26/03/2023 at 21:08, Sue R Pipe said:

Right then, by popular demand, here's a thread where all you cunts can confess your misdeeds over the years. Stuff you've never told anybody, get it all off your chest here, in a totally non-judgemental atmosphere.

I'll go first.

When I was 14, my parents forced me to do Judo to stop people kicking the fuck out of me in school. I was very resentful of this and so in a fit of sexually induced rage I used to wank every night and use the Judo suit to mop up all the cum. I then pretended I was ill every week when it was time for Judo, still wanking and using the Judo outfit to mop up my cum.

After a while I'd had enough and I ran away from home.

My parents were worried sick and after a few weeks kipping on a schoolfriend's sofa (his parents were alcoholics so they barely noticed) I decided to return home.

They greeted me at the front door, along with with my little sister, who was wearing a Judo suit. After all the hugs, kisses and tears, I asked, looking at her - 'she's taken up Judo now then?'. My mum said she had, and the best part was, they didn't need to buy her a new outfit, she was wearing my old (stained) Judo suit.

Fucking gross right? I've never told anyone this - till now.

When were you last on Skid Row, LA? I'm fucking certain I've watched a vid of you on this channel

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCCvcd0FYi58LwyTQP9LITpA

 

[King Billy]

20 minutes ago, Gloria said:

Says the man who insists that "The war is ova

While furiously waving a tiny Ukranian flag with one hand and an LGBTQIRADUP+Rainbow flag with the other, screaming ‘Refugees are welcome here, as long as they’re not Brits!’ 🇬🇧 LOL🇬🇧

[Jake The Muss]

On 26/03/2023 at 21:08, Sue R Pipe said:

Right then, by popular demand, here's a thread where all you cunts can confess your misdeeds over the years. Stuff you've never told anybody, get it all off your chest here, in a totally non-judgemental atmosphere.

I'll go first.

When I was 14, my parents forced me to do Judo to stop people kicking the fuck out of me in school. I was very resentful of this and so in a fit of sexually induced rage I used to wank every night and use the Judo suit to mop up all the cum. I then pretended I was ill every week when it was time for Judo, still wanking and using the Judo outfit to mop up my cum.

After a while I'd had enough and I ran away from home.

My parents were worried sick and after a few weeks kipping on a schoolfriend's sofa (his parents were alcoholics so they barely noticed) I decided to return home.

They greeted me at the front door, along with with my little sister, who was wearing a Judo suit. After all the hugs, kisses and tears, I asked, looking at her - 'she's taken up Judo now then?'. My mum said she had, and the best part was, they didn't need to buy her a new outfit, she was wearing my old (stained) Judo suit.

Fucking gross right? I've never told anyone this - till now.

I lost interest at when i was 14, fuck off you boring cunt.

[PANZER MURPHY]

59 minutes ago, Gloria said:

Says the man who insists that "The war is ova Bby" yet has continuously pedalled ultra-republican, anti-British nonsense on here straight out of a Bloody Sunday tribute act for the last eight years.

I imagine you spend your weekends at the mouth of the Liffey pointing a spud gun towards Britain whilst cosplaying as Michael Collins 

Lol.

Kmeer...we see a paki is now head wallah in scotchland ..imagine the scenario where a pakki and an Indian talk about partitioning britain..ya couldn't make this up..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Kmeer...we see a paki is now head wallah in scotchland ..imagine the scenario where a pakki and an Indian talk about partitioning britain..ya couldn't make this up..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Our late Queen was Indian.

Never carried cash

All her children living in her house with her
 
Couldn’t drive 

Definitely Indian.

[King Billy]

19 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

imagine the scenario where a pakki and an Indian talk about partitioning britain..ya couldn't make this up..lol

It’s a funny old world allright Panzy. It couldn’t get any more ridiculous could it? I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see your lot elect some daft bender charwallah to keep up the fight for freedom against us Brits and oversee the rapid Muslimification of the Island of Ireland (or The Islamic Republic  of Retardistan) as it’s soon to be renamed once all your schoolgirls have been buggered beyond repair.

[PANZER MURPHY]

42 minutes ago, King Billy said:

It’s a funny old world allright Panzy. It couldn’t get any more ridiculous could it? I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see your lot elect some daft bender charwallah to keep up the fight for freedom against us Brits and oversee the rapid Muslimification of the Island of Ireland (or The Islamic Republic  of Retardistan) as it’s soon to be renamed once all your schoolgirls have been buggered beyond repair.

We also see that wee Jeffrey has been sidelined by the king he claims to luv..word is that the shinner woman will have a front row seat when Charlie gets the crown put on his inbred bonce..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[and]

15 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

This is one of the weirdest posts I’ve ever seen on here, written by one of the weirdest cunts I’ve ever seen on here.

How weird!

[and]

15 hours ago, King Billy said:

You could have just said ‘I like to go dogging’ and shut up.

Why?

[Wolfie]

21 hours ago, Lucy said:

I was once a professional footballer (non-league, I admit) I had to get out because, as we know, football is for irons, I don't swing that way. I also got caught taking a shower in the ladies changing room at a sports event, their water was hot, the men's shower was cold, and I'm very sensitive.

Shameful, I didn't realise a load of muddied, sweaty females would be rushing in to get clean, the semi I produced was a touch embarrassing.

Oh, and there was that time I sat and watched some cunt getting gobbled in a KFC drive-through, not my fault the cunts were taking too long to get served and got carried away, I'm not that ashamed of that, I was gonna go home and watch some internet porn anyway, so it saved me some time.

 

Quite remarkable. Just when I worry this unique little hole might be dying, a Z-lister like you comes out with this. Let's succincty break down the facts:

1) You were a professional footballer, but you didn't persevere because the industry was full of gays.

2) You didn't shower with your teammates, preferring instead to use the ladies changing rooms & shower area.

3) You were surprised when some girls invaded your privacy because they wanted to use their designated changing rooms, in which you were showering at the time with an erection.

4) You wanked yourself off in a KFC drive-thru watching strangers perform sex acts.

So, before Sooty becomes your usual go-to retaliatory measure, because you've got nothing else in your locker, explain to myself & @Ape™️ how you intend to survive these bizarre revelations. It's as though you're desperately attempting to portray yourself a as normal, red-blooded, heterosexual male – which we all here know you're not!

Fucking weirdo.

[and]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

4) You wanked yourself off in a KFC drive-thru watching strangers perform sex acts.

Well, well, well, Mr smug know-it-all gets his facts wrong, again.

I didn't mention anything about wanking, that was your assumption, but then again, when has the fuckin' truth ever mattered to a cunt like you?

We won't be waiting to see your astonishing revelations on this thread, as you already admitted a few months ago what sort of pervert you are, with your deviant love of puppetry 🧸

Happy now, Wiffles?

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

On 27/03/2023 at 17:56, Neil said:

Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register.

I fucked her daughter too.

The End

 God bless you my son, admission is the first step to repentance in the eyes of the Lord God almighty.

Who's next?

Confess all.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

20 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

When were you last on Skid Row, LA? I'm fucking certain I've watched a vid of you on this channel

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCCvcd0FYi58LwyTQP9LITpA

 

That channel's a tough wank. Not impossible though.

[Guest Sue R Pipe]

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Quite remarkable. Just when I worry this unique little hole might be dying, a Z-lister like you comes out with this. Let's succincty break down the facts:

1) You were a professional footballer, but you didn't persevere because the industry was full of gays.

2) You didn't shower with your teammates, preferring instead to use the ladies changing rooms & shower area.

3) You were surprised when some girls invaded your privacy because they wanted to use their designated changing rooms, in which you were showering at the time with an erection.

4) You wanked yourself off in a KFC drive-thru watching strangers perform sex acts.

So, before Sooty becomes your usual go-to retaliatory measure, because you've got nothing else in your locker, explain to myself & @Ape™️ how you intend to survive these bizarre revelations. It's as though you're desperately attempting to portray yourself a as normal, red-blooded, heterosexual male – which we all here know you're not!

Fucking weirdo.

Hmmmm, maybe I bit off more than I could chew in starting this thread.

Having said all that, I notice you're one of the reticent ones - why not confess a guilty secret of your own? You'll feel so much better.

[King Billy]

19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

..word is that the shinner woman will have a front row seat when Charlie gets the crown put on his inbred bonce..lol

Reported for misgendering. As the only Sinn Fein cheerleader on here as far as I know, you’ve got no excuse for this blatant bigotry. Come on Panzy ffs. Even the tens of thousands of ‘new Irish’ guests roaming the backstreets of Dublin and every other city and town by night, and lurking around outside schools (secondary and primary) with their hairy hands down the front of their designer tracksuits by day, are up to speed on the danger to democracy of such dangerous language. Allah Ahkbar.

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Lucy said:

Why?

I don’t know. Why does anyone go dogging?