Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Right then, by popular demand, here's a thread where all you cunts can confess your misdeeds over the years. Stuff you've never told anybody, get it all off your chest here, in a totally non-judgemental atmosphere. I'll go first. When I was 14, my parents forced me to do Judo to stop people kicking the fuck out of me in school. I was very resentful of this and so in a fit of sexually induced rage I used to wank every night and use the Judo suit to mop up all the cum. I then pretended I was ill every week when it was time for Judo, still wanking and using the Judo outfit to mop up my cum. After a while I'd had enough and I ran away from home. My parents were worried sick and after a few weeks kipping on a schoolfriend's sofa (his parents were alcoholics so they barely noticed) I decided to return home. They greeted me at the front door, along with with my little sister, who was wearing a Judo suit. After all the hugs, kisses and tears, I asked, looking at her - 'she's taken up Judo now then?'. My mum said she had, and the best part was, they didn't need to buy her a new outfit, she was wearing my old (stained) Judo suit. Fucking gross right? I've never told anyone this - till now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Come on, who's next? Don't be shy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Right then, by popular demand, here's a thread where all you cunts can confess your misdeeds over the years. Stuff you've never told anybody, get it all off your chest here, in a totally non-judgemental atmosphere. I'll go first. When I was 14, my parents forced me to do Judo to stop people kicking the fuck out of me in school. I was very resentful of this and so in a fit of sexually induced rage I used to wank every night and use the Judo suit to mop up all the cum. I then pretended I was ill every week when it was time for Judo, still wanking and using the Judo outfit to mop up my cum. After a while I'd had enough and I ran away from home. My parents were worried sick and after a few weeks kipping on a schoolfriend's sofa (his parents were alcoholics so they barely noticed) I decided to return home. They greeted me at the front door, along with with my little sister, who was wearing a Judo suit. After all the hugs, kisses and tears, I asked, looking at her - 'she's taken up Judo now then?'. My mum said she had, and the best part was, they didn't need to buy her a new outfit, she was wearing my old (stained) Judo suit. Fucking gross right? I've never told anyone this - till now. It must have been awful for you keeping this bottled up inside for the last 2 weeks but well done for sharing it with us eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 I had a dream where I shagged that Rebel Wilson bird. She wasn’t bad. I was fucking magnificent. It did feel weird when I woke up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a dream where I shagged that Rebel Wilson bird. She wasn’t bad. I was fucking magnificent. It did feel weird when I woke up though. She's much easier on the eye now she's lost all the weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 14 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: She's much easier on the eye now she's lost all the weight. Oh no. She was fat at the time. She was in those car insurance adverts wearing a blue dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Come on, Eric's the only one who's shown the minerals so far - who else has got something to get off their chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 I'm speechless, I really am ,I can't even fathom the words to reply to this, all I can come up with is ,fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a dream where I shagged that Rebel Wilson bird. She wasn’t bad. I was fucking magnificent. It did feel weird when I woke up though. Her real name is Jocky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: Her real name is Jocky. She did seem quite skilled at holding a prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She did seem quite skilled at holding a prick. 21 grams, so a little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Come on, who's next? Don't be shy. I've got this feeling that you're going to be using the confessions of others as new wanking material simply because you don't possess the mental dexterity to form your own normal fantasies. You weird cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got this feeling that you're going to be using the confessions of others as new wanking material simply because you don't possess the mental dexterity to form your own normal fantasies. You weird cunt. Dont be nervous, just bite the bullet and confess something. This is a safe space, I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 49 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Dont be nervous, just bite the bullet and confess something. This is a safe space, I promise. He can’t remember anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 16 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: ...14 ... sexually induced rage ...wank ...cum ...little sister This is simply fucking awful. Predictable, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This is simply fucking awful. Predictable, though. Nobodies forcing you to read it, sonny jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 OK, as there's still some reticence from you all, here's another confession from moi. Sometimes when I wake up in the night, bursting for a jimmy riddle I just can't be arsed to walk across to the bathroom, so I urinate in whatever empty bottle I can find, whether it be water, beer, coke whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 I was once a professional footballer (non-league, I admit) I had to get out because, as we know, football is for irons, I don't swing that way. I also got caught taking a shower in the ladies changing room at a sports event, their water was hot, the men's shower was cold, and I'm very sensitive. Shameful, I didn't realise a load of muddied, sweaty females would be rushing in to get clean, the semi I produced was a touch embarrassing. Oh, and there was that time I sat and watched some cunt getting gobbled in a KFC drive-through, not my fault the cunts were taking too long to get served and got carried away, I'm not that ashamed of that, I was gonna go home and watch some internet porn anyway, so it saved me some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: Nobodies forcing you to read it, sonny jimmy. Who are these ‘nobodies’ and are they forcing me to do anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 So you subconsciously connect masturbation and orgasm to frustration and some hybrid form of sexual violation and stealth incest. Fascinating. Do you think of your sister every time you orgasm? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Do you think of your sister every time you orgasm? Careful Killer, you wouldn't want to fall into your own trap here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register. I fucked her daughter too. The End 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, Neil said: She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. Something is off about this sentence structure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Something is off about this sentence structure... I can't be a stud AND an academic ffs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Neil said: I can't be a stud AND an academic ffs! A stud and a fucking acrobat though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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