Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, Sue R Pipe said: And Antiques Roadshow. I tell thee, that Fiona Bruce would still get the chutney fucked out of her arse. I can still remember the disappointment of turning to ITV, desperate to find an alternative to ‘Sunday roast’ religious programming… only to be confronted by Harry fucking Secombe, gurning and warbling in a church full of hypocritical shitgibbons. I fucking hated that fat sanctimonious Welsh cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I can still remember the disappointment of turning to ITV, desperate to find an alternative to ‘Sunday roast’ religious programming… only to be confronted by Harry fucking Secombe, gurning and warbling in a church full of hypocritical shitgibbons. I fucking hated that fat sanctimonious Welsh cunt. Indeed a cunt. On a par with Jess Yates, hollier than thou, degenerate cuck stepfather to a washed out hideous junkie cunt. I'm glad they're all dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Indeed a cunt. On a par with Jess Yates, hollier than thou, degenerate cuck stepfather to a washed out hideous junkie cunt. I'm glad they're all dead. I have to admit, I’d have fucked the shit out of Paula Yates. Naughty as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, I’d have fucked the shit out of Paula Yates. Naughty as fuck. We all have our naughty confessions. Should I start a thread about it? Might liven up the place this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, Sue R Pipe said: We all have our naughty confessions. Should I start a thread about it? Might liven up the place this evening. Oh, alright then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 27 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: It's OK bby, show me on the toy where Rev. Ian Paisley fiddled you. It would appear that for reasons known only to yourself you've very foolishly decided to antagonise me. Listen carefully and let me give you one final chance (against my better judgement) to desist and refrain from your current misguided behaviour. Don’t make me show you the error of your ways which I promise you will regret if you continue with what is obviously an extremely ill thought out way to conduct yourself around here. The future’s bright. The future’s orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: It would appear that for reasons known only to yourself you've very foolishly decided to antagonise me. Listen carefully and let me give you one final chance (against my better judgement) to desist and refrain from your current misguided behaviour. Don’t make me show you the error of your ways which I promise you will regret if you continue with what is obviously an extremely ill thought out way to conduct yourself around here. The future’s bright. The future’s orange. Listen wanker, you ain't the only orange cunt to show your chevy chase round here. Now, a bit of ciúnas from thou, and answer some questions about your experience with the Rev. Paisley. Did he make you tongue his arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Listen wanker, you ain't the only orange cunt to show your chevy chase round here. Now, a bit of ciúnas from thou, and answer some questions about your experience with the Rev. Paisley. Did he make you tongue his arsehole? Don’t say I didn’t give you the chance to behave yourself. Prepare your arsehole cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 37 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Listen wanker, you ain't the only orange cunt to show your chevy chase round here. Now, a bit of ciúnas from thou, and answer some questions about your experience with the Rev. Paisley. Did he make you tongue his arsehole? Bloody hell. You're not a fast learner, are you? I think thou is going to be "ciúnased" when the Vulcan decides what to do next with her latest bit of prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t say I didn’t give you the chance to behave yourself. Prepare your arsehole cunt. The last words the Rev said before you blacked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t say I didn’t give you the chance to behave yourself. Prepare your arsehole cunt. Forgive me the double entendre, but 'arsehole cunt' in this instance really ought to have a comma inserted between them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bloody hell. You're not a fast learner, are you? I think thou is going to be "ciúnased" when the Vulcan decides what to do next with her latest bit of prey. Oh fuck! The wannabe school prefect with his cum-flecked house badge is still awake at this hour. Don't you have to be up early tomorrow for a long day of fagging and sodomy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Forgive me for sounding like a Carry On film, but 'arsehole cunt' in this instance really ought to have a comma inserted between them. Fuck me prefect, you'll be marking him down for grammar next. This is a cunting site, not penguin publishing you dullard fuck face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Oh fuck! The wannabe school prefect with his cum-flecked house badge is still awake at this hour. Don't you have to be up early tomorrow for a long day of fagging and sodomy? Again – absolutely dreadful. It's the same cum/spunk-themed shite from you all the time, isn't it? You've got nothing else – other than duplicate nonce references for which you're going to shortly receive a ban (providing the mods are doing their jobs... in receipt of fresh funding). You thick little winkle. Seriously, are you a teenanger? I think you'll find it's me who's in a much better position to offer you advice, fledgling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Oh fuck! The wannabe school prefect with his cum-flecked house badge is still awake at this hour. Don't you have to be up early tomorrow for a long day of fagging and sodomy? Say Hi to Punkape tomorrow morning Dickwipe. And maybe consider the possibility that controlling your emotions usually ends much better than letting your emotions control you. I’m genuinely disappointed that you’ve failed to turn up for the fight and decided to kill yourself instead. Hey Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Again – absolutely dreadful. It's the same cum/spunk-themed shite from you all the time, isn't it? You've got nothing else – other than duplicate nonce references for which you're going to shortly receive a ban (providing the mods are doing their jobs... in receipt of fresh funding). You thick little winkle. Seriously, are you a teenanger? I think you'll find it's me who's in a much better position to offer you advice, fledgling. I did try to give him some honest advice Wolfie but ‘que sera sera’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Forgive me the double entendre, but 'arsehole cunt' in this instance really ought to have a comma inserted between them. Unless you have a deviated perineum thingy, then you would have an actual ‘arsehole cunt’. And you were a woman of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Again – absolutely dreadful. It's the same cum/spunk-themed shite from you all the time, isn't it? You've got nothing else – other than duplicate nonce references for which you're going to shortly receive a ban (providing the mods are doing their jobs... in receipt of fresh funding). You thick little winkle. Seriously, are you a teenanger? I think you'll find it's me who's in a much better position to offer you advice, fledgling. Why do you keep asking me if I'm a teenager? Quite creepy IMO, but to be expected from a buttoned down, middle class freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Say Hi to Punkape tomorrow morning Dickwipe. And maybe consider the possibility that controlling your emotions usually ends much better than letting your emotions control you. I’m genuinely disappointed that you’ve failed to turn up for the fight and decided to kill yourself instead. Hey Ho. Don't you think you're taking things a bit too seriously? Stupendous gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 51 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Why do you keep asking me if I'm a teenager? Quite creepy IMO, but to be expected from a buttoned down, middle class freak. Well .. are you a teenager? .. @Wolfie is only asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, Penny Farthing said: Well .. are you a teenager? .. @Wolfie is only asking. Speak when you're spoken to cunt. I'm sure there's a lonely jack russell for you to romance tonight you fucking wrongun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: Don't you think you're taking things a bit too seriously? Stupendous gimp. Sorry. Too late for mitigation but the parole board might be more inclined to listen to you when you’ve served half your sentence. But it’ll take more than showing them your battered arsehole and turning on the tears to get you an early release probably. See you on the other side Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Well .. are you a teenager? .. @Wolfie is only asking. Fuck off Pen. Even this cunt hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted March 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, I’d have fucked the shit out of Paula Yates. Naughty as fuck. Incredibly sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Speak when you're spoken to cunt. I'm sure there's a lonely jack russell for you to romance tonight you fucking wrongun. Reported .. suggestion of bestiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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