Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 20 hours ago, Neil said: https://streamable.com/ufxwrd Actually Neil, something's strikingly obvious that I missed the first time in your "faaaaackin" clip. You seem to be looking for Frank – as though you & he had arranged a "rendezvous" based on some kind of history gone sour. Did you make a shit job of hanging the doors in his plush little Barnet one-bed, and he never paid you? It's a shame you didn't turn your phone around, as I could imagine the wig-wearing olive sitting in a car, poppers & chloroform at the ready, eyeing you up like a hillbilly pig hunter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: As much as I like the footage, it seems a pity you've travelled all the way to a remote Hebridean island to escape the uniformity of everyday life, only to howl Frank's name from the top of a fucking Scottish cliff. I thought it was a fairly accurate reconstruction of the ‘Quickening’ scene from Highlander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: As much as I like the footage, it seems a pity you've travelled all the way to a remote Hebridean island to escape the uniformity of everyday life, only to howl Frank's name from the top of a fucking Scottish cliff. Not just for that no, I've run out of patio space. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Will no one rid me of this troublesome Priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 'Fisherthem' ?....What a grade 1 cuntstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: 'Fisherthem' ?....What a grade 1 cuntstick There’s only one thing for it Neil. He needs a ride in the Rascal. I’m sure if you close your eyes he can act like an Ipswich hooker for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Neil said: 'Fisherthem' ?....What a grade 1 cuntstick When I see filthy degenerate parading perverts like this creature, it makes me want to go back in time to 1940/41 and set fire to every fuckin Spitfire that the RAF had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: When I see filthy degenerate parading perverts like this creature, it makes me want to go back in time to 1940/41 and set fire to every fuckin Spitfire that the RAF had. Don't forget Guy Gibson's dog (Diane Abbot) DC. Turning to more important matters, storm Otto has left me with hole in the garden that I didn't dig. An omen I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Don't forget Guy Gibson's dog (Diane Abbot) DC. Turning to more important matters, storm Otto has left me with hole in the garden that I didn't dig. An omen I think. Is there anything left in the woodpile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 29 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Is there anything left in the woodpile? Would that be his ‘mechanical’ dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Would that be his ‘mechanical’ dog? Digger, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Don't forget Guy Gibson's dog (Diane Abbot) DC. Turning to more important matters, storm Otto has left me with hole in the garden that I didn't dig. An omen I think. Wasn’t he in Robin Hood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 On 12/02/2023 at 01:47, Last Cunt Standing said: Will no one rid me of this troublesome Priest? I think you'll agree you & I have been getting on a little better recently... and when I say "better" I mean a gentle standoff; so for this reason, this comment is meant with no hostility: With reference to this Sam Smith nomination (who I had previously never heard of), and your undoubted proficiency as a (former?) medical pro, what would you have done if he was a patient at your surgery (you were his GP) and needed an urgent rectal examination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I think you'll agree you & I have been getting on a little better recently... and when I say "better" I mean a gentle standoff; so for this reason, this comment is meant with no hostility: With reference to this Sam Smith nomination (who I had previously never heard of), and your undoubted professionalism as a (former?) medical pro, what would you have done if he was a patient at your surgery (you were his GP) and needed an urgent rectal examination? Fuck off with your ‘Olive branch’ truce bollocks you pair of cunts. There’s fuck all going on here, it’s lamentable. You’re both duty bound to continue hobnailing each other’s epididymides off. Press on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck off with your ‘Olive branch’ truce bollocks you pair of cunts. There’s fuck all going on here, it’s lamentable. You’re both duty bound to continue hobnailing each other’s epididymides off. Press on. To be fair to Wolfe, he’s only carrying out due diligence on some of the fantastical claims LCS has made over the years. Understandably, he’s not provided the evidence to back up his medical pro claims for fear of doxing himself, but any high brow boasting here should never go unchallenged. Especially in LCSs case, when he can come across as a right cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: To be fair to Wolfe, he’s only carrying out due diligence on some of the fantastical claims LCS has made over the years. Understandably, he’s not provided the evidence to back up his medical pro claims for fear of doxing himself, but any high brow boasting here should never go unchallenged. Especially in LCSs case, when he can come across as a right cunt. True. It’s the name droppers on here who really fuck me off tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: True. It’s the name droppers on here who really fuck me off tbh. Indeed. I was having a similar conversation with famous Premier League footballer the other day (Just before I shoved my cock up his filthy slag of wife’s arse, naturally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. I was having a similar conversation with famous Premier League footballer the other day (Just before I shoved my cock up his filthy slag of wife’s arse, naturally) I heard about that. My mate, Roger de Courcey was telling me in the pub, when he got the ale in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I heard about that. My mate, Roger de Courcey was telling me in the pub, when he got the ale in. What a coincidence, I used to drink in the same boozer as Bob Carolgees. Under that big bushy tash, was a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a coincidence, I used to drink in the same boozer as Bob Carolgees. Expect a PM imminently from R-Soles demanding Spit's mobile number. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Expect a PM imminently from R-Soles demanding Spit's mobile number. I’ll let you into a secret decs; I fisted that poor dogs arse until my knuckles bled. However, it was a puppet and not the real thing that Dr Shit is disgustingly addicted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Expect a PM imminently from R-Soles demanding Spit's mobile number. I imagine he'd be more likely to swallow than Spit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 57 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: (Just before I shoved my cock up his filthy slag of wife’s arse, naturally) This sort of behaviour wouldn’t have been laughed off so flippantly in the Stanley Mathews era. In fact it would probably have cause a right fucking stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 This sweaty faggot-whale needs to get Queequegged. Dirty fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: I think you'll agree you & I have been getting on a little better recently... and when I say "better" I mean a gentle standoff; so for this reason, this comment is meant with no hostility: With reference to this Sam Smith nomination (who I had previously never heard of), and your undoubted proficiency as a (former?) medical pro, what would you have done if he was a patient at your surgery (you were his GP) and needed an urgent rectal examination? You’re making the classic error of mistaking boredom for passivity. The Corner lacks a certain piquancy for me these days and my visits are tailing off faster than the New Zealand Cricket team this morning. I have spent a few moments over toast considering your question. And for the life of me I can’t recall a single PR I ever did urgently. In young Smith’s case, I’d have a few more pressing questions for him to answer. Given it likely takes him half an hour to deflate his trousers, he’d also be told he had overrun his allotted NHS three minutes and would he kindly rebook in a month. Locating the offending arsehole, or sphincteral opening, might also be a task, given that he appears to be 100% arsehole, though the inevitable traffic cone sized butt plug might be something of a clue. Many times over the years you’ve referenced my occasional need to insert a professional finger, in some lame attempt to get me to disclose my GMC number, when I had one. I used to wonder why. Knowing now your own tortured history with things you sometimes insert digits into, it all makes deep Freudian sense. I should put you in touch with my friend the psychosexual therapist. She’d have a fucking field day. Ciao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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