peglegtwo Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 54 years old. Despite born into money she was a high school drop out , divorced 4 times ( one husband was the aboriginal freak Michael Jackson), went thru $100 million , her gay son killed himself . Fool . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: 54 years old. Despite born into money she was a high school drop out , divorced 4 times ( one husband was the aboriginal freak Michael Jackson), went thru $100 million , her gay son killed himself . Fool . Survived all that mayhem, and then the experimental MRNA vaccine got her when she wasn’t paying attention. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 I'd have injected her with my vaccine any day of the week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'd have injected her with my vaccine any day of the week. I’m sure that would thrill er. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Others would say fuck off. I say beat it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: Others would say fuck off. I say beat it. It’s not as black or white as that. Just leave me alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Let's hope celebrity deaths this year outshine last year's outstanding successes. While I don't abhor all celebrities, I'm full of optimism when I say I hope Kanye West, Prince Andrew, Vladimir Putin, Elton John, Sepp Blatter, Xi Shitpig, The Duchess of Kent, Donald Trump (sorry Billy), Victoria Beckham, Jeffrey Archer, Tony & Cherie Blair, and the entire BBC studios at White City, from broom cupboard & former Savile child-rape cubicle to highest rooftop aerial satellite, all fail to see the later hours of NYE 2023. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 I imagine her ashes will be all shook up while her relatives are crying in the chapel. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Let's hope celebrity deaths this year outshine last year's outstanding successes. While I don't abhor all celebrities, I'm full of optimism when I say I hope Kanye West, Prince Andrew, Vladimir Putin, Elton John, Sepp Blatter, Xi Shitpig, The Duchess of Kent, Donald Trump (sorry Billy), Victoria Beckham, Tony & Cherie Blair, and the entire BBC studios at White City, from broom cupboard & former Savile child-rape cubicle to highest rooftop aerial satellite, all fail to see the later hours of NYE 2023. @nocti will be incandescent at the omission of a certain cheeky chappie from Stoke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Donald Trump (sorry Billy), You could have not included the great man Wolfie. I’m seriously taken aback by this outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Tragic. I bet you hear that a lot when you venture out in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine her ashes will be all shook up while her relatives are crying in the chapel. Slightly off the wall Eric, some might even say dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'd have injected her with my vaccine any day of the week. You probably still would. Mind you, there is no difference, dead or alive, when shagging a Septic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Probably, she'd have liked a nice stuffed beaver like her mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You probably still would. Mind you, there is no difference, dead or alive, when shagging a Septic. Paging @Frank to the main forum. Its rumoured you have some experience fucking the arse off a non breather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Didn't she work in a chip van outside Hastings for a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Didn't she work in a chip van outside Hastings for a while? Her ex husband’s being cagey and not saying much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Tragic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her ex husband’s being cagey and not saying much. Probably doesn’t wanna be starting something now that he’s out of her life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine her ashes will be all shook up while her relatives are crying in the chapel. Don’t be cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 However, if it’s the crem they’re playing ‘Burning Love’ but in the cemetery it’s got to be ‘Way on Down.’ Either way…I’d go for ‘Return to Sender.’ Lol & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Don’t be cruel. He won’t stop till he gets enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @nocti will be incandescent at the omission of a certain cheeky chappie from Stoke. To be honest, I always assume that the cunt just goes without saying in all these lists. He's like the UK qualifying for Eurovision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 I reckon the largest thing stuck up a Presley arse ever probably wasn't a King size double cheese burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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